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Why all humans should die.
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BBJones
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Am I the only one that hears about stuff like this and thinks a global human killing virus is a good thing?

http://www.neuticles.com/

I was innocently watching TV unable to find anything decent during the commercialls of Papillon, and come across some show about pets (good).

I watch for a minute and find out they are talking about making testicle implants for dogs.

They do this so their owners can see a nutsack hanging from their nuetered male dog.

Do I need to keep talking?

I think I even saw them present a medical Nobel prize to the inventor.

Please... someone genious kid scientist out there, kill everyone and give the planet back to the apes.

Thanks - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:54am Edited: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:56am
Nicholas Antoni Marek Gibas
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Have you heard of Pentti Linkola? Check his work out. You might like it. - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:56am
Chopper
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If this is your reason for wanting the human race cleansed from the planet...

Pentti has far more valid reasons than replacement testicles for dogs. - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:01am
Sati
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Yeah, looks are one thing, but is it really worth it if they feel all hard and fake? - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:28am
BBJones
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No, it wouldn't be worth if it there were hard and fake.

But guess what, they have researched and developed them to the point that they "feel" real. Who's freaking job was it to compare squeezing a dogs nuts to make sure the fake ones felt right?

See what I mean! DIE! ALL OF YOU!

And Pentti is at least on the right track, but leading by example won't cut it.

Although, I may just be jealous I didn't get the dog-nut-squeezing job... - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:29am Edited: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:31am
Chopper
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Probably the same person who designs breast implants or any other type of prosthetic device. - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:41am
Sati
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AWW FUCK, NOOOOOOOO!
I was laughing my ass off as I posted that. It was just a joke, but now its gotten all disturbing... all those "caring" puppy molesters, ew. - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:53am Edited: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:54am
Mofo
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Now there is a job DAJ could surely get!
Nuticle Quality Control Technician! - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 2:31pm Edited: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 2:35pm
trevor corey
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Dj Ninja must have plenty of experience with all the time he spends in jail. - Mon, 25 Jun 2007 3:43pm
DAJ
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you're nuts if you don't know you're a monkey - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 9:15am
Mofo
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Give a monkey a banana and he'll swear he's the centre of the universe... - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:43am
alcoholly
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- - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:27am
alcoholly
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oh and hey, don't forget to visit the merchandise section of that website, where you too can have a key chain or a necklace with fake balls attached!! - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 1:05pm
Sati
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GASP!
I want. - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 4:17pm
ROSS B AY
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You would. Pig. - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 4:19pm
Sati
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GASP!
Yeah, I'd be squishing all day long.
So would you, he-whore. - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 4:39pm
Chopper
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Actually, the jewelery part'd be dangling from his mouth. - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 4:50pm
Aidan Logins
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"Yeah, looks are one thing, but is it really worth it if they feel all hard and fake?"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHAAAAAAA!!!!

I love you. - Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:39pm Edited: Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:26am
Andrew
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no way...u cant love him, because i, love you mr logins - Mon, 9 Jul 2007 12:02am
1986
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GENOCIDE!!! - Mon, 16 Jul 2007 9:18pm
Deitrosity
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"What if God were not exactly truth, and if this could be proved? And if he were instead the vanity, the desire for power, the ambitions, the fear, and the enraptured and terrified folly of mankind?" Nietzsche. - Wed, 22 Aug 2007 2:40pm
BBJones
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Seems we need another dose of "all humans should die" thread...

Just look a couple threads down, follow some links and it will all become clear. - Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:11pm
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