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Funny terms for plunking it in her keaster.
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Dr.DoomXXX
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The funniest one I heard is "browntown"
..........any contributions? (you don't have to be a rectal penatrater to post) - Sun, 5 Dec 2004 8:17pm
BibleBasher
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who cares? i'm pretty sure we know em all by now.
silly silas
or are you just trying to find the dirtiest lady around? - Sun, 5 Dec 2004 8:59pm
BibleBasher
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the 'hershey highway' works for me though - Sun, 5 Dec 2004 9:01pm
poopy pants
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i think some good words for plunking it in her keaster, would have to be "gay" or "denial". i don't even know why some girls out there let guys do that to them. i really don't think it would be hot when your getting with a guy and his penis smells like crap, and your asshole hurts. - Sun, 5 Dec 2004 10:05pm
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Yup, you might as well do a dude if you aimin for the old bear cave. - Sun, 5 Dec 2004 10:30pm
poopy pants
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have any of you guys (men) ever tried butt beads? since the thread is about shoving things up people asses. i've been told that they can feel amazing, for the boys.lol. my friend tried them on her boyfriend when he was drunk (he refused when he was sober, so she got him drunk) and she pulled them out too quickly and got shit all over herself. - Mon, 6 Dec 2004 12:00am
BibleBasher
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awesome!! - Mon, 6 Dec 2004 12:31am
BibleBasher
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she totally deserved it! - Mon, 6 Dec 2004 4:04pm
ROSS B AY
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dirtbiking. - Mon, 6 Dec 2004 5:58pm
Natalie
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i call it being SEXUALLY DIVERSE. - Mon, 6 Dec 2004 9:19pm
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Oh baby Oh baby! - Mon, 6 Dec 2004 11:15pm
Mutilashawn
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yeah I don't really see the facination with the anus . . . - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 2:31pm
ROSS B AY
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wait until you go to prison the first time. you'll get it then. - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 2:39pm
PrincessP
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yeah it's funny that guys always want to ride the chocolate spider when really it should be the other way around because that's where the g spot is on a man.

If a girl were having a threesome with a two guys would you call it a bro-tisary

(i can't spell) - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 2:49pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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Just for the record I didn't really intend to start a debate on wether or not it was cool to cornhole or not. Personally I have never taken a trip to "browntown" but sometimes I hear funny stories about it from people and it cracks me up, like poopy pants' butt beads story. Another funny story would be one that I constantly heard from Jordan ( anyone on LV who knows him knows he is obbsessed with that favorite little cavity) bitching about how he'd have a chick doggy style and when he'd try for a little ass spulunking he'd get " the ol' reach around" . I have heard other stories where people are giving it a shot and upon pull out they're greeted with..........a little suprise. ( it's the main reason I have no interest in going there ) but the bottom line is it didn't happen to me, that's why it's so fucking funny. So if you have some funny shit to contribute, please go ahead. But there's not a lot of point in trying to tell people how wrong it is when it looks like most people who have posted here aren't even log drivers. - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 2:59pm
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It's always fun to pull it out of the backdoor when you are about to cum and put it in her face. - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 7:14pm
poopy pants
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another story, i used to know this chick who was obsessed with getting it up the ass. she would tell me that she wouldn't eat for days so that when she did get it, it wouldn't feel like she was packing it up. nothing is fun about needing to shit when everything is plugged up. smooth riding with no road blocks. but then this did come from a girl who used a plastic bag for a condom. here's another saying "come on in, and take a ride on the poop shoot caboose". - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 10:25pm
Jaron Evil
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How about "feeding the choclate starfish some chunky dicksnot" ?


\m/ - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 10:52pm
DOOMHAMMER
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I dont want to sound like a queer or nothing

But i depeche mode is a kickass band! - Wed, 8 Dec 2004 1:10am
ROSS B AY
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this is true. - Wed, 8 Dec 2004 7:34am
PrincessP
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tis - Thu, 9 Dec 2004 9:44pm
Vegas J
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yup. - Fri, 10 Dec 2004 11:46am
Chryst_al_Mighty
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Oh thats easy its called the Hostile Lane Change...


OH then there is the best dog in the whole wide world : DIRTY SANCHEZ: - Fri, 10 Dec 2004 2:51pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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Well Chryst_al_Mighty, the picture of the dog dosn't really suit the thread but the pic in your user info does. - Fri, 10 Dec 2004 8:55pm
ROSS B AY
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tossing a length into her gutbag. also, throw it in her pucker. - Sat, 11 Dec 2004 5:35pm
gino
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cramin it in her dumpster. cleaning the sewer drain. "backdoor beauty" to quote H.S.T. drilling a new pilot hole. POO-L - Mon, 13 Dec 2004 8:35am
Broccoli
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Alternative terms for ass-fucking:

Pooh Pirating

Turd-burgling

Anal intrusion

put'n it in the pooper

thats all I got...

Go here to see the Baby Jesus buttplug:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html - Mon, 13 Dec 2004 6:23pm
Troutbreath
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Nothin' but a bunch of Fudge Packers on this thread. And My God, what do you expect to do with that dog?????? - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 3:35pm
SickFuk
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Driving the Anal Avenue

Rear End Gender Bender

Fucking a Round

Drillin' for liquid crude

Fire in the hole

Practicing Catholic

or quite simply.... a pain in the ass


Oh, and incidently.... WD40 does NOT make good lube {:)
All I know is that I truely am a smartass..... Exit Only - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 4:15pm
Kimberleykaos
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"BRO-TISARY" That fuckin cracked me up. - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 5:15pm
Nik Olaz
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Hanging Out With Craig - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 5:48pm
Ammut
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buggered
*giggles* that word always makes me laugh - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 9:04pm
Hell's Thunder
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*Oops I slipped

*Preperation Ouch

*Worm Hunting - Thu, 16 Dec 2004 7:31am
ML7Mike
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'cookin a roast' - Thu, 16 Dec 2004 12:28pm
dumpstermesh
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"Brown eye, poopy shoot, chocolate star, well it goes by a number of names. It feels like heaven,but stinks like hell, and leaves such a horrible stain. Do you ride the Hershey Highway?" Biker Joe Warren - Thu, 23 Dec 2004 1:27pm
Kimberleykaos
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GIVIN IT MP STYLE - {INSIDE JOKE} TAKE IT LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE! HE HE. - Thu, 23 Dec 2004 6:41pm
ROSS B AY
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sloppin a fat one into some whore's ass. - Fri, 24 Dec 2004 3:45pm
the pine tree savage
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SLIP HER THE PICKLE! - Mon, 27 Dec 2004 2:34pm
Chip Douglas
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To name a few:

Laying pipe in brown county
Doin the chocolate choo choo
Getting your brown belt - Fri, 7 Jan 2005 10:18am
myka
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pump her in the dumper. - Sat, 8 Jan 2005 11:04pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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No, it's hump her in the dumper, slap her in the crapper, hit her in the shitter. and for a blow job..........................poke her in the choker. - Sun, 9 Jan 2005 8:06pm
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