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What is the funniest thing you've ever read on a Livevic Post?
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Erika
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after re-reading "bust a funky move ya bum hungry raver." for the thirtieth time, i pose the question... whats the funniest thing you've ever read on here? anything strike you as particularly hilarious?
it's all in good fun. - Wed, 27 Apr 2005 7:42pm
XY-E
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Anything by the Willim , Talk about getting perpetually burned !LOL!

Live vic’s favourite whipping boy .

Ahhh…. never change man ! - Wed, 27 Apr 2005 8:45pm
ODIN
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haha yes. If you're reading this willem you still own me a song fucker! - Wed, 27 Apr 2005 10:20pm
angina
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willem owns you? take it back! oh, take it back. - Wed, 27 Apr 2005 10:35pm
Mi*coll*
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I remember that one guy who was on here maybe a year ago that was hilarious! can't remember his name, but it was something about being a fairy or something. he was really bitter and mean. we got into a fight about governmental support for aboriginals and he said some really racist shit about driving onto the reserve and throwing change out of his limosine. haha! - Wed, 27 Apr 2005 10:57pm
Mutilashawn
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who remembers El Fuckface-O?? His and Curmudgeon Rocker's flame wars were priceless!!!

just look up his name on the messageboard search under the Metal Mayhem III thread. - Wed, 27 Apr 2005 11:15pm
ian johnson
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remember that time there was that band who beat up some kid cuase he said there band sucked i cant remember the name of the band it may have been almost jackson or something but it was damn funny - Wed, 27 Apr 2005 11:28pm
Hobo
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operation egg moff - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 10:29am
el fuckface-o
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are you still harping about that? maybe i should drive to and into your house in my gas guzzling suv and throw some of my squaw-drawn sack juice down your freshly beheaded neck.
if i were to go back to that reserve today, i would be honored with a potlatch in my name and my wealthy face would be carved onto a totem pole. they would sign over the excessive land they've claimed to own and i would be the king of the george henry june sally clan. or whatever they're called.
the funniest thing i've seen on here is people defending a losing and wrong point. it happens way too often.
my private jet awaits. wave when i fly over you so i can piss on your heads. - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 11:27am
jackass
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george henry june sally clan! LMFAO!!1 - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 12:07pm
ODIN
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oops I meant "owe me a song". The only thing Willem owns is a 2 point IQ. - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 3:32pm
Brandon
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Operation eggmoff is definitly hilarious I am glad I was a part of that. - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 4:22pm
Erika
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im glad i started this thread already. someone please explain operation eggmoff? - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 5:07pm
k8
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There's a video of it somewhere.

The "Twiceborn Fiasco" was pretty funny. - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 5:15pm
Erika
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video where? im interested in this now - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 5:18pm
Gare
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kingbong " Brave words for someone who is not even legal to drink....and your band still sucks.. "


I don't think I've ever laughed so hard and so many times hahahaha still slays - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 7:04pm
Brandon
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I'll see if I can get nev to give me a copy of operation eggmoff and I will post a link to it. Good stuff. - Thu, 28 Apr 2005 9:36pm
lauren a
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i love that video! - Fri, 29 Apr 2005 12:49am
The Professor
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Ok iv'e reposted the old tripwyre site.
http://www.scenepages.com/tripwyre

The Operation EGGMOFF video is available at:
http://www.scenepages.com/tripwyre/eggmoff.asf

enjoy. - Fri, 29 Apr 2005 3:57pm
princess p
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That's soooo good. Oh those poor little moffets. I wonder what their doing now? Maybe they are exotic male dancers. That would be rad they were kind of hot. - Fri, 29 Apr 2005 4:35pm
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it's been so long since i've seen that video.
it's still excellent. - Fri, 29 Apr 2005 4:43pm
jackass
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eggsellent - Fri, 29 Apr 2005 6:30pm
Erika
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oh what a terrible twist of events... those poor beautiful moffatts... i am scarred for life.. - Fri, 29 Apr 2005 6:34pm
Mi*coll*
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E-fuckface!! thats what i'm talking about, you racist asshole. you have no ethics. - Fri, 29 Apr 2005 8:05pm
el fuckface-o
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something i noticed about your name is that if you alter the letters somewhat it spells nigger*hater*.
coincidence? i think not. - Fri, 29 Apr 2005 9:57pm
lonemonk
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Ola el fuckface-o! I eventually came to believe that you must either be dead, or suffering from a full-body transplant.

I was so wrong that it hurts. - Sat, 30 Apr 2005 1:16am
Chris Logan
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Anything posted by or about the Perish was usually good for a giggle. - Sat, 30 Apr 2005 11:19am
Mi*coll*
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you used that joke before, except it was Mi*nazi*. Coincidence... - Sat, 30 Apr 2005 2:54pm
hunter
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nick usually has something funny to say - Sun, 1 May 2005 11:22am
el fuckface-o
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it's no coincidence that you are a closet racist who overcompensates for his secret hatred of minorities and his tiny wang by accusing everyone else of being racist.
now i must go cut the ribbon for the grand opening of my new burmese sweatshop. nothing beats having 1000 starving children doing hard labour for one bowl of rice a week! - Sun, 1 May 2005 2:17pm
Tragedy
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Fuckface!!! I missed you. This place gets stale. - Sun, 1 May 2005 5:28pm
The One After Two
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Nik Olaz usally has some good quips... Erika's rant on the show review section is funny too... way to go Erika, you made you're own list!

Oh, that video that was posted earlier is the funniest thing I have ever seen, evAr, with a capital A and how about some exlamation points !!!!! - Sun, 1 May 2005 6:21pm
_Griphin_
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Griphin and Alcohol thread in Controversy and Quarantine. I should remember to save that. Oops, it has been deleted. - Sun, 1 May 2005 8:57pm
Nothingface
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Three Cheers For El Fuckface O!!!!!! - Sun, 1 May 2005 9:46pm
el fuckface-o
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hip, hip. you're gay!
hip, hip. you're gay!
hip, hip. you're gay! - Tue, 3 May 2005 3:17pm
ODIN
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this is for you el fuckface-o. - Tue, 3 May 2005 5:06pm
PrincessP
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-= - Wed, 4 May 2005 2:52pm
el fuckface-o
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i would add those to my arsenal, but they are rather weak, much like yourselves.
if anyone is interested in how my sweatshop opening went, it was a huge success! three of my emslaveees died of starvation while trying to cut the ribbon. i guess those giant scissors took too much energy to operate and they were done in instantly. - Wed, 4 May 2005 3:40pm
ML7Mike
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.. - Wed, 4 May 2005 3:47pm
WILLEM
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LOL
stupid fuckin websites....... - Sat, 7 May 2005 9:42am
Nothingface
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Hardy Har Har...... El-Dicksuk-O!........ All that riden around in your limo has turned your brain into a fuckin rice-ball. You should get out and use your legs once in a while so you don't walk so funny! Oh Ya I forgot.....Thats how you make all your money. Airtight - Mon, 9 May 2005 10:01pm
el fuckface-o
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taking eight days to respond to an insult that you fully deserved is quite laughable. i guess all the tap water in the "west shore" [formerly known as langford-victoria's forgotten landfill to the north-east] has affected your once average intelligence in a negative way.
maybe i should throw some change out my limo window when i drive by your lang-shanty so you can move to a less horrid part of the island. i would, but even my brown colored limo driving servant is scared to go into that hell hole.
and if i'm not mistaken, you have been seen sucking on a rice-ball or two in your time [and judging by your picture, one big plug-in dildo on a stage as well!], so wet those lips, assucker seven boy. - Tue, 10 May 2005 3:35pm
[+}
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Scene Drama: Grams, you requested that we interview you, so here we are. So, tell us what your thoughts are on breakdowns?

Grams: I’d rather listen to sound of my brittle bones shattering when I slip in the shower then listen to this shit. - Tue, 10 May 2005 4:15pm
Maxwell
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well i have i good idea who el fuckboy is..... do you? - Tue, 10 May 2005 4:56pm
Nothingface
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Shanty......hehe........Funny thing is, is that I actually moved up the ladder of shithole communities when I moved from Vicwest ( presently known as Victoria's well-known landfill to the north-west ) to the West Shore. What El-Rimjob-O has omitted to tell everyone is that he actually lives in his limo with his brown buddy that he refers to as " My Driver " Well he sure is your driver, he just doesn't drive the limo. You and your "Driver" should be as scared as hell of me and my wrench-swingin, tree-fallin, Lucky-swillen neighbor's. Do me a favour and throw nickels when you drive by. They'll grind up the best to make slugs for my shotgun! - Tue, 10 May 2005 6:34pm
ODIN
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"well i have i good idea who el fuckboy is..... do you?"

do you realize you're a complete moron or is this just an act? - Tue, 10 May 2005 6:44pm
XY-ASSKICKER
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Assucker7, Haaaahahaha!!!!

Yea gotta admitt Bram it does have a ring to it !!

I was thinking more like "ASSKICKER7" ,you'ed have to hire 2 more members though, plus Datons and shaved heads would be a must ! - Wed, 11 May 2005 3:39pm
Gagg
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ANGEL DEVOID!

"That's me on that flute there and if you can beat it do it" - Wed, 11 May 2005 4:31pm
Maxwell
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no act!
at least i'm complete i hate i doing things half way. - Wed, 11 May 2005 5:45pm
shup-up Genotype
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everyone on ravevictoria.com was boring me.
so I came over ta this web-site ta cause sum ruckus!

lets all go to ravevictoria.com
and cause sum ruckus! - Sun, 15 May 2005 7:20pm
Pubert
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That cunt from Kingbong going all mental on Brand x. What a fucknut ass clown!!!

Whaka Whaka Whaka ! - Tue, 17 May 2005 11:40pm
el fuckface-o
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i thought i would wait for eight days to respond to let you think that this is a fair intellectual discussion.
scared of a bunch of borderline welfare defrauding hicks? i guess all that exhaust from your windowless and doorless garage tune-ups has truly turned your brain into retard thought generator. if i saw you and your gang of taint touching oyster shuckers coming at me, i would only need to yell that jeff foxworthy is performing his "comedy gold" at the blue pearl tonight and the lot of you would scramble like sikhs in a free-for-all at the daffodil farm.
and you are correct! my brown driver also drives an empress cab when i am not in need of a ride to go and piss on the less fortunate (ie. everyone).
i'll be driving by your spandex shanty tonight with a bag full of nickels alright. however, they will only be jingled at you, then i will give them to the salmon thieves on the reserve nearest to your white trash castle. - Wed, 18 May 2005 3:24pm
ROSS B AY
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Whacka whacka whacka!!!! - Wed, 18 May 2005 3:40pm
Nothingface
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LOL c an t re ply laughin g too ha rrd - Wed, 18 May 2005 11:38pm
Platoon
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Holy shit, this thread is hysterical! - Thu, 19 May 2005 10:41am
Fableway
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i kinda liked "mongolian clusterfuck" - Thu, 19 May 2005 11:06am
glenn tripton
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Winners, 4th Annual Island Music Awards

funniest thing ever on this site - Thu, 19 May 2005 4:41pm
pubert
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you're mutherfukkin' right, dude!
whacka whacka whacka - Thu, 19 May 2005 9:45pm
ROSS B AY
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heeey noooowww...anybody here from outta town? Let me tell you, my wife told me to take out the trash, so I started seeing her friends. Whacka whacka whacka!!!!!!!!!! - Fri, 20 May 2005 1:01pm
XY-GONGSHOW
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Bum bum bump CRASH !!!!!!!!

Let me tell yea ,my wife is so outa touch with sex when I aked her for a hand job she handed me a scewdriver !



chirp....chirp....chirp...chirp


*grabs mic stand , tap, tap !

"Is this thing on ?" - Fri, 20 May 2005 5:22pm
Inhalien
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Mmmmm bop
Pull your shirt up
Mmmmm bop
Pull your pants down
Mmmmm bop

Yay yay
Yay hee yay hee - Fri, 20 May 2005 6:35pm
Evan
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this: (titled "we've found him") - Tue, 24 May 2005 12:39pm
Evan
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or, for funniest ever, this: - Tue, 24 May 2005 12:40pm
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