About
WATERMELON - comedy
Once voted one of Vancouver’s “Top Ten Most Dangerous People” by Loop Magazine Jan 2001.
She’s our holy bible HIGH TIMES cover and calendar girl for 2003 Appearing thrice in Amsterdam for the coveted Cannabis Cups as MC. She does yoga in East Van and henceforth lives in the near vicinity. Maybe you’ve caught one of her Cabarets of questionable taste for instance The BAKED GOODS CABARERET, The GROW SHOW, or The PINK SHOW Listened to her on “Talk Radio for Guys.” (Insert station number) bought melon slices or ginger snaps off her on Wreck Beach, or seen her cracking the funnies at one of your local stand up comedy spots.
Every year since the beginning she is honored to hand out the awards for the “Wreck Beach Bare Buns Run” Canada’s first and only nude marathon.
She started cracking funnies on the outskirts of the middle of nowhere and has now appeared on “Passengers” a documentary style TV show out of the UK, that features up and coming sub culture icons. She is now the proud new mother of a cooking show titled “Baked and Baking.” A one hour long cooking show where Martha Stewart meets Cheech and Chong meets SCTV. This babe is scandalous and oh so juicy to watch. She’s got a “Brain that just won’t quit” but rest assured “She’s not here to judge, she’s here to jiggle.”
Watermelon was born naked and still running with that theme. She enjoys organic produce, soft natural fabrics, tango dancing and early model Volkswagen Vans. Arrested, incarcerated, or censored she is unstoppable.
“Sweet Watermelon is as salty as a bucketful of anchovies on stage”- Malcolm Perry/ Vancouver Sun
“Watermelon looks like she fell out of a 1962 Playboy and started walking and talking.” Terminal City
“Curvaceous celebrity among nudists in Vancouver and stoners around the world” The Globe and Mail
“The Pink Show is not the kind of show Squares, Dick-Heads or Conformist would see any humour in.” The Drive Newspaper
The
CHRISTMAS CORRUPT CABARET
(CORRUPT CABARET .6)
"SNL with a taste of S'N M!"
“The show is everything burlesque should be, and when next it comes to town you are all mad if you don’t go! T. Paul Ste. Marie, an emerald green sharkskin-suited snake-oil salesman of a host oozed charm fine, but it was Wintur, the “Celebrity Satirist” who owned the room and our libidos.”
Alan Hindle – TERMINAL CITY MAGAZINE
Review of CORRUPT CABARET No. 5
WHERE - the POLISH COMMUNITY CENTRE
4015 Fraser St. (at Fraser and 24th)
WHEN - Saturday December 18th 2004
TIME - DOORS – 8PM SHOW – 9PM
TICKETS - $15 at the door - $12 in advance – available at Highlife Records & Burcu’s Angel’s
FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL – 604.831.4580
WITH SANTA’S…I mean SATAN’S LITTLE HELPERS
Celebrity Impersonator extraordinaire
BONNIE KILOROE
Emcee and performer
T.PAUL STE. MARIE
Weed diva comedian
WATERMELON
Drag dancer a la XXXmas
CRUSHED VELVET
Sketch comedy and singsterly satirist
ERIC O’CONNOR
And burlesque performers
MISS HEART-ON, MY LITTLE PONY, CRYSTAL PRECIOUS and MISS RITA STAR
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The Biltmore Cabaret
