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Just in a six pack of beer a day is GOOD for you!!
| Message Board > Controversy and Quarantine > Just in a six pack of beer a day is GOOD for you!! |
| conga User Info... |  Yes that's right...I am here to explain to you why drinking at least six beers a day is important to your health. Six normal mixed drinks can also be substituted as long as caloric intake is comparable to six light beers. Drinking beer makes you happy. Or it makes me happy. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. It lowers your inhibitions. In a private, secluded setting, this is helpful to your stress levels. Had a bad day at work? Watch how six beers or more can bring you back to your "happy place." Husband not paying you enough attention? Six beers does a wonderful job of making you either a) be happy and not worry about it or b) confront your husband and find out what the deal is. Providing you are not going to drive a vehicle, six beers is the ideal number daily to restore creativity, and an overall feeling of being one with the universe. Beer will make you laugh even when you are uptight. Beer makes you outgoing when you are shy. Such a payoff for such a small thing. The average six-pack of refreshing beer can be had for as little as six dollars here in Alabama. At just $43 a week, you can enjoy a daily feeling of completeness...of being in "the zone." Without beer, many great books would have never been written. And Mel Gibson would have never entertained us by insulting the Jews. Lindsay Lohan wouldn't be on the tabloid covers as often. And Britney...she needs a six-pack a day as much as anyone I've ever seen. So embrace man's best friend...and when you are through petting your dog, grab a beer. Or two...or six... it really does the body good. And if someone says you are an alcoholic, punch them in the face. Or drink six beers, and then punch them in the face. It is much more likely to happen after six or seven. If you are offended by this message, drink a beer. - Thu, 7 May 2009 12:56pm Edited: Thu, 7 May 2009 12:57pm | ||
| grimlord User Info... | I figured this shit out years ago.I drink at lest 6 a day.The only bad side is the gut,but that can be worked off with exercise.I hate exercise.The only kind of exercise I like is the old in out in out, I don't get it much(I don't count the fat ones).But beer has food quality,hoppes,barely,and sometimes wheat..But food has no beer or alcohol quality.It's not like you can get drunk off of meat and cheese.But you have a few beer and no food you forget about the food for a bit and just drink.Mind you I have made some pretty fucked up meals after coming home drunk. Leftover pork chops on top of cheff boy-RD spaghetti. What is the worst thing you've cooked being drunk? - Thu, 7 May 2009 2:03pm Edited: Thu, 7 May 2009 2:04pm | ||
| conga User Info... | Well lets see, I used to be brutal with the drunk food thing. I guess the grosses thing I used to do would be to take big bites out of the butter. The other morning I woke up, went to the can and in the mirror I saw a bounty bar rapper stuck to my back!! One more I can think of is my girlfriend said (I'm not sure...) that she woke up with the sounds of me eating and asked what I had, turns out I decided to raid the fridge and go back to bed with a nice piece of baked ham, and she still loves me, what an amazing woman. - Thu, 7 May 2009 3:04pm | ||
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| grimlord User Info... | ok I am going to move this subject to it own thread. - Fri, 8 May 2009 12:15pm | ||
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