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Merritt Mountain Music [Fuck] Fest
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| Pooetry User Info... | I talked with my friend "Bob" on the phone last night. He was telling me about his little adventure to Merritt Mountain Music Fest aka Fuck Fest. Ever heard about any tales (er should it be "tails") from there? Hustler Magazine voted it number three in the best places to get laid in North America. Bob, who has been straight edge for a few years now, said that he was up there for 10 days. He said the first two days he felt pretty uncomfortable there because everyone was drinking, doing drugs and girls kept coming up and saying things like, "Got a rubber? Yeah? Let's go fuck." Charming. I guess on day two his little biker buddies offered him some mushrooms- he did them, from there he did some coke, from there he was given a bag of 25 tabs of E, then he took some viagra, shall I continue? You get the point. So, by the end of the 10 days, Bob had sex with 8 girls. His disgusting buddy, we'll call "Hillbilly Heath", had sex with 20 women (last year it was 25). Bob said, it was like heaven on earth because "girls with big tits were just giving it away". Then I guess I sounded pretty grossed out on the phone, so he said, "I didn't get it. What's wrong with these girls? Don't they have any respect for themselves?" I thought, 'I think it's a two-way street, you disgusting fucking pig.' He's a sick, SICK pig. I sure as shit ain't touching that guy! What the fuck is wrong with people who go up to Merritt Fest? Bob said people were having sex all over the place, even in the middle of the town on the street. I'm sure glad I don't live there! - Thu, 14 Aug 2003 9:22am | ||
| pablo retardo User Info... | grosssssssss - Thu, 14 Aug 2003 9:27am | ||
| some girl... User Info... | I have so much to say but where to begin??? Ewwwwwwwwww. Your buddy is totally gross! I can't stand hearing stories about how slutty a person is. Mind you, I'm a sucker for romance and 'wooing'. Two-way street: you're dead on Pooetry!!! - Thu, 14 Aug 2003 11:56am | ||
| Fiddy Cent User Info... | If a man goes out on the town and fucks his brains out he's considered a hero! Now if a girl does that...eeeeww what a whore - that's disgusting! I thought we all knew the rules by now... Retard. - Thu, 14 Aug 2003 12:09pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | A good friend of mine, who I have known since I was born basically, goes up there every few years. He hates country music. But he fucks married women by the dozens each time. Sometimes he stays in contact with them and he sees them outside of the fest. He has told me countless orgy stories. Just dirty sex going on everywhere. If it wasn't for herps and hep and all the other maladies, I'm sure even more people would hit Merritt for this event. Must be quite the cesspool. - Fri, 15 Aug 2003 8:46pm | ||
| XY-SATAN User Info... | Yee Doggy(style) !! Maybe country ain't that bad ! That's if you like drunkin horned out trailer trash ....Oh ....and I do , hey I am one !! - Fri, 15 Aug 2003 9:13pm | ||
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