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Joie
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1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere"
again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'" - Wed, 17 Nov 2004 1:16pm
Pierce
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and the funny part is where? - Wed, 17 Nov 2004 5:13pm
Masturbating The War God
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Bush Pardons a fucking Turkey. I don't think he had even heard of the word pardon before Thanksgiving 2001. - Wed, 17 Nov 2004 5:40pm
Troutbreath
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"All Americans must go to charm and beauty school"

Run by the same people who bring you the "Little Miss Texas Beauty Pageant" no doubt. - Wed, 17 Nov 2004 10:39pm
User
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There's so many illegal aliens in the US it would be impossible to remove them all. It would turn into a civil war. - Thu, 18 Nov 2004 11:33am
DestroyeR
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Or at least the States would like to call them illegal.
"yeah, yeah, lets drop themz all off in louisiana."
"yer darn toottin. We done dropped dem off ah'ready"

Dummest country, ever. - Thu, 18 Nov 2004 10:55pm
Troutbreath
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1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere"
again.

How about just apologizing to Cuba, Chile, El salvador, Nicaragua, Guatemala, Vietnam, Cambodia and Iraq for the "interference" in their internal affairs. I'm sure they would be relieved to hear it.

4) "No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here"

There are a great many people in the world who see the US as a "terrorist nation" See #1

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

If the US would allow the use of it's "Strategic Reserve" while they develop nonpolluting sources of energy they wouldn't need to drill in the Alaskan Wilderness. However, as one very important source of renewable energy is the HEMP plant the US will never achieve that goal.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)

The US is not really driving the global demand for oil, at this point Japan and China are keeping OPEC busy. The US doesn't import as much oil as you might think.

As for 8.) OK we won't send any more Canadians down to Florida to help out after the next Hurricane either.

9) "We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here."

Friends should also be there to tell one another when the behaviours are getting out of control or even take away the car keys. You'll thank us later. See #8

You all ready know how I feel about #10 and no.....no, I don't know what Americans speak but I'm pretty sure it's not English!!!! - Wed, 24 Nov 2004 1:32pm
audiophil
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"The US doesn't import as much oil as you might think."

They import 85% of their oil, Canada making up the 2nd largest largest oil exporter to the US. - Sun, 5 Dec 2004 2:01pm
Troutbreath
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As far as the numbers they make public that's true, however, the US sees it's oil production as a matter of "National Security". They do not make public the amount of oil that is in their strategic reserve. There are huge oil wells producing in the Gulf of mexico, if you've ever driven through Wyoming you'll see oil well after oil well. I know from people that I used to take fishing that the oil business in the States is huge and a great deal of it is from domestic production. The point I'm trying to make is that we don't really know how much oil the US produces. - Sun, 5 Dec 2004 2:43pm
The One After Two
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I will have to back Troutbreath up on that.

Its the one thing I wish Canada did like the States... import more natural resources.... why drill, chop, burn, drink, kill our own when other countries will fall on themselves to sell us theirs?

America is the land of the moral majority so there can't be anything wrong with my attitude right? and if you think I'm wrong, then you are just brainwashed by the liberal media. - Sun, 5 Dec 2004 3:23pm
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