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Bad puns to make you suffer
| Message Board > General Chitchat > Bad puns to make you suffer |
| S.V. | Reposted without the consent or permission of anyone. These were sent to me this morning, and I just wanted to share the pain. On the good side...this is only a few of them. 1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. 3. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." 4. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 5. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars. 6. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. (Previous parenthetical comment may have been a bit optimistic.) - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 9:25am | ||
| virge | i think i messed my pants - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 9:58pm | ||
| S.V. | Ya o.k. they aren't that funny...what can I say, it was early in the morning. I guess not enough sex and violence for you kids eh? - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 10:09pm | ||
| Sparkles | Acually Ghandhi kills! oh shut up - Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:56pm | ||
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