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Death metal blows.
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norm
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You know, I makes me laugh that the guys who are into this are called Death, or Satan or whatever. Then you meet these guys, are they're just a bunch of weedy little geeks who are scared of chicks. - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 5:23pm
Dan Conner
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My mommy told me about people like you. - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 7:33pm
SentencedtoBurn
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Your incredible words of wisdom summed up my existence so eloquently. Such clarity. I see the truth now. I am a waste of life and should die. - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 8:44pm
norm
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Now you're talking. Instead of Sentenced to Burn, why don't you call yourself Norm or something. - Thu, 23 Oct 2003 9:21pm
Shawn
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Wait there is Satan in Death Metal????? Oh God where is a Bible, so i can slam my wang in it???? That's the closest I will get to a chick, because they are so goddamned scary. Fuck it, I'll just go listen to more Aborted and Morbid Angel in my dungeon whilst I cry and masterbate. - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 8:22am
SentencedtoBurn
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I wouldn't dream of sharing the name "Norm" with you. It is obvious that I am not worthy of such a name. Your name to me represents truth and cannot be tainted or duplicated. That would defeat the purpose of such righteous knowledge. I'd rather hide under the guise of a Cannibal Corpse song title. This is because I, like all metalheads are weeded out pussies who are afraid of chicks. You are a man (presumably ) with knowledge that I cannot comprehend. How else could someone perfectly sum up the existence of metalheads like the way you did? Once again, truly brilliant. I see a Nobel Prize in the not too distant future for you my good man. - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 2:33pm
norm
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Thanks Sentenced to Bum... uh, Burn.

Hey, wait a minute... you're being sarcastic. Wow. You're the smartest metal-head I know. You must have a large head to hold all your, uh, brain stuff. - Fri, 24 Oct 2003 3:20pm
SentencedtoBurn
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Sentenced to Bum....pure genius.

Once again, you are correct. I'm a mongoloid. My head is dis-proportionate with the rest of my body. Some say it's because of excess brain stuff, others say i'm just unlucky. - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 9:44am
Danny Silverfish
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wow he maka lota sense i want learn tooo - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 10:11am
norm
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Strangely, I'm beginning to like this Sentence to Burn dude. - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 10:27am
Korn Koiler
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Korn is the only true death metal.

Hmm.. Norm, Korn, they kinda rhyme.. Norm can you git down wit da shiznat yo know its rizzo bro! - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 11:22am
Masturbating The War God
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I like death metal because it gives me something to discuss at church. - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 5:59pm
glenn tipton
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i like korn AND hole - Sat, 25 Oct 2003 9:56pm
Chryst_al_Mighty
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Im with glen - i think korn holeing is great fun - except for norm his anus is too loose. - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 8:40am
SentencedtoBurn
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Korn? Hole? Tipton...Halford?

Ahhhhh, I get it. - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:26pm
D�dsanger
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I like deathmetal because it allows me to sodomize dying goats free of guilt. - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 1:00pm
norm
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Do you sodomize the goats in a melodic or an epic manner? - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 3:52pm
D�dsanger
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Hahah well more of a melodic manner, I like to play the harp while sodomizing them. - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 5:37pm
Nik Olaz
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ok so i may be afraid of girls...and kinda geeky...BUT I ALSO LIKE HARDCORE AND RAP SO there.

I love us metalpeoples. we are the most cool and smart. - Sun, 26 Oct 2003 9:00pm
Rollerballs
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Grey metal rulz! - Fri, 7 Nov 2003 11:39am
Neil
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Please explain Grey Metal. I seem to've been cut out of the loop. - Fri, 7 Nov 2003 12:04pm
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