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ACORN HELL seeks bass player.
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| Mr. Hell User Info... | We want someone with their own gear, some talent with the ability to shred but not be too technically wanky. We have 6000 songs so far and many more to come. Style spans between metal, punk, hardcore, top 40, disco, stupid acoustic folk, grindcore, black/death catchy groove yet not groovy songs. Being PC gets you turned around and booted out the door. Drop me a line and let's see if you have what it takes. - Sat, 28 Jun 2003 5:23pm | ||
| Jam_Aylott User Info... | woa, so you play a wide span of music... im down, Im an experianced guitarist, and I just picked up the bass, I got my own gear (obviously) and i write hella too. hows it sound? - Sat, 28 Jun 2003 7:41pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | What are your influences? How do you feel about midgets having sex? What is the correct method of making Kraft Dinner after the noodles have boiled for 6.57 minutes? What kind of bass gear do you have? Do you believe advertisements you see on TV (ie. that Cascade gievs you virtually spotless dishes)? What is your opinion on Ron Popeil? Name three Kiss songs from Hotter Than Hell not including Hotter Than Hell. Are you in any other bands? Are you a pretty boy (if so, Aaron Clark is lonely)? Do you hate Papa Roach and Creed? Opinion on strippers? Do you think I am joking? - Sat, 28 Jun 2003 8:40pm | ||
| Gabri~hell User Info... | Their debut "release" is quite stellar. True advances in music~making have been made on that cassette. The music universe probably isn't ready for the Acorn Hell yet, though (that's a compliment, by the way). - Sat, 28 Jun 2003 10:57pm | ||
| Jam_Aylott User Info... | i have decided to acctually answer every question. What are your influences? pot, alcohol...sex... if you mean artists.... satriani, stu hamm, steve vai, eric johnsons, halen, rob d. this and that How do you feel about midgets having sex? as long as I dont have to watch it... whos gives a fuck? What is the correct method of making Kraft Dinner after the noodles have boiled for 6.57 minutes? open your pants and strain the noodles through your boxers... very affective. What kind of bass gear do you have? k well I am A GUITARIST... but, I did purchase a bass for 50 bucks... and I do have a piano amp... I got gear to jam with thats all that counts... you might liek my guitar playing more.. Do you believe advertisements you see on TV (ie. that Cascade gievs you virtually spotless dishes)? what!? you mean that if I drink red bull I WONT grow wings?.... fuck. What is your opinion on Ron Popeil? ron poopy? sorry never heard of him Name three Kiss songs from Hotter Than Hell not including Hotter Than Hell. Are you in any other bands? uhh....well I could cheat and look them up, but im not a dirty little bastard... so I dont know any. Are you a pretty boy (if so, Aaron Clark is lonely)? well I do try to wax my legs on sundays... Do you hate Papa Roach and Creed? I dont know if I hate them... i dont waste my time hating things... I just forget about things I dont like... Opinion on strippers? ..... Do you think I am joking? yes lol - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 2:17am | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Hes not joking unfortunately. - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 11:38am | ||
| wave rave User Info... | Ron Popeil invented the pocket fisherman, kind of a Ronco kind of guy - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 12:18pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Jam_Aylott, you got questions 2, 5 and 8 correct. Thank you for trying. Anyone else? - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 4:25pm | ||
| METALHEAD!% User Info... | Haha for the fun of it.... What are your influences? Steve Harris, Victor wooten, Tom Araya, etc How do you feel about midgets having sex? I don't care who has sex with who. Interesting to note though, I had one friend who had borderline obsessive compulsive behavior over his midget porn collection. I don't talk to him anymore. What is the correct method of making Kraft Dinner after the noodles have boiled for 6.57 minutes? Reduce heat, strain noodles, add butter, cheese packet, and milk. Add half bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce and stir. What kind of bass gear do you have? I can steal anything my brother Howard has. He has an amp and a couple of basses including a fretless. You know his gear, you share a jam spot with him. Do you believe advertisements you see on TV (ie. that Cascade gievs you virtually spotless dishes)? I believe advertisements on TV about as much as I believe Aaron Clark is going to be Slayer's new front man. What is your opinion on Ron Popeil? Fishing games rule. Name three Kiss songs from Hotter Than Hell not including Hotter Than Hell. Are you in any other bands? Strange ways, Parasite, All the way. Are you a pretty boy (if so, Aaron Clark is lonely)? Mr. Aylott can take care of that one for me. Do you hate Papa Roach and Creed? Yes. Opinion on strippers? Wanna see my signed poster collection? Do you think I am joking? nope. - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 4:56pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Fruitcake. Your bro has to show up for jam to be in a band. Same with that deadbeat (nice pun) drummer. GE is dying a slow painful death. Will it last? Doubt it...... - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 7:20pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | You got questions 1 and 3 2/3rds correct. Question 2 was answered incorrectly. You neglected to answer whether you are in any bands at this time? How long have you been playing? Do you actually think you are able to keep up? Sounds like Aaron will be going solo yet again very soon. - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 7:24pm | ||
| Jam_Aylott User Info... | what the FUCK?! BRAD... holy shit balls... thats just fuckin priceless, i still have nightmares about the time you tackled me in your basement and tapped my head untill I named 50 chocolate bars (and of course I couldnt name 50 because there wasnt 50 at taht time) and I had like a welt on my head the size of an olympic medal! but anywas... brad... I didnt know you jammed, I thought howard was the the musical talent, howard and TJ. meh. pocket fisherman? what the hell? - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 7:50pm | ||
| METALHEAD!% User Info... | Yeah Howie and TJ got all the talent. I have been in one band before as the drummer, but that was long ago like 8 years ago. I can play a select few songs on guitar, and I know how to play the A&W rootbeer song on bass. I never said I was any good. Maybe I should start learning how to play? Right after I go outside and finish smoking a fatty mcfatty. Hey little Aylott, long time no see. If you are looking for a band or someone to jam with, send an e-mail to TJ, he posts on here as Spark. His e-mail is [email protected] I think. - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 8:32pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Make your own thread, needle dick. This is for Acorn Fuckin' Hell! - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 1:10am | ||
| TJ (living in howard's shadow) User Info... | who are you Jam aylott? who who? who who? - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 10:35am | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Will I have to resort to putting up ads in the musick stores? What is Victoria coming to? Are you all afraid? This is a project that has been in the making for 10 years and will not fail. Mark my words. - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 8:41pm | ||
| Angel Of Death User Info... | "Am I the olny one in the world who knows how to make it properly?!" There, with my inaugural post in place I shall throw my support into the search for our bass player. - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 9:12pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | I see Victoria's most infamous insane drummer has made his mark. You see, with album covers like the Queen Of England picking her nose and an endless supply of mockery and heckling, there is no end to the possibilties. These people are afraid of failure, Mr. Goblinface. What they don't see is that there will be none of that unless they suck. Please, prove me wrong for once...somebody. - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 10:40pm | ||
| Angel Of Death User Info... | I feel the hopes of finding a bass player via this method will turn up disappointing results. Given that this is one of about 4 posts in which people are seeking that particular brand of musician. Any serious bass players that want to hear some of our shit let Mr. Hell or myself know and we'll hook you up with some. It is then that you'll realize that we are the only horde here worth considering joining. Ya, the ego's just bursting at the seams. Don't like it? Shutup Tinfoil Head. - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 3:15pm | ||
| Danny Silverfish User Info... | I play with midgets on a consistent schedule, though they have to be old and incontinent.Kroney has to be mixed properly with tuna and hot sauce.Kiss is like star bucks, all about makin money lots to choose from but all shit.I dont like playing bass but I would like to hook a kazoo up to my ass and spray the wickedist tunes at the infirm population of oakbay - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:26pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | You were so wrong on all your points except the last one. Stick to Euro-Copy metal. - Wed, 2 Jul 2003 4:18pm | ||
| DEATH User Info... | Shit man, Ill answer this shit right proper *MUAHAHAHA* What are your influences? Alcohol, Tampon popsicles , more alcohol, DEATHMETAL pick-axe -acidburn-hatchet to the head-backally-boot to the gut-abortion-face first in the blender homicide...and a lil budz. How do you feel about midgets having sex? I feel that when an event such as that takes place, helicoptors should fly over citys carrying huge screens displaying the odd-jolly st.nick sort of act all the while raining shrunken heads upon the crowds of pathetic protestant sheep. What is the correct method of making Kraft Dinner after the noodles have boiled for 6.57 minutes? Take the pot in which the noodles are cooking, remove from heat, strain the noodles, then smash the nearest country elitest over the head 4.6 times using only the bottom corner of the pot... if done correctly he should collapse to the floor in apuddle of his own blood with some minor grey matter damage... you then take the pot, mix the noodles with milk ckeese mix and wtf ever else u damnwell feel like ingesting... put on a plate, take the country boy, hit him again, then slam his face into the still on burner left from yoiur cooking, hand him a spatchula and sit back, eat and enjoy watching him try to remove his face from a red hot burner with a plastic spatula. What kind of bass gear do you have? A deathmetal growl you son of a bassplaying bitch. Oh and a 20lb. sledgehammer. Do you believe advertisements you see on TV (ie. that Cascade gievs you virtually spotless dishes)? AHA! trick question! "gievs" is not a real word!!!! nor is it a word in latin from the necronomicon so bah to that! What is your opinion on Ron Popeil? That asshole, with his fake spray hair allways trying to dehydrate shit and touch his own goddamn children... "HEY RON!!! - FUCK YOU!!!" Thats what I think... Allthough he did make a rotiserie, and well spinning slaughtered carcass allweays could make my mouth water... bah, fuck ron anyways... Name three Kiss songs from Hotter Than Hell not including Hotter Than Hell. Ok, 1.Peter Chris: Cat makeup is not metal 2. Gene should beat chirs to death 3.A star over your eye???? Please. Are you in any other bands? Yeah in a Death/Blackmetal acapella group! we play sunday mornings at serious coffee!!!! Are you a pretty boy (if so, Aaron Clark is lonely)? Pretty like a pitbull.. tell aaron he can kiss the blunt end of my sledge if he gets any ill ideas... Do you hate Papa Roach and Creed? Yes. Yes I do. But not half as much as I hate Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park. Opinion on strippers? FUCKIN' A \m/ !!!! ..... Do you think I am joking? No. You're just a few bolts short of an engine, it's ok.. I'll take your idiocy seriously ;) - Fri, 4 Jul 2003 3:24pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | If I am a few bolts short of an engine, you are twelve spark plugs short of a dozen. This thread is for bass players. You are not one of those so SCRAM! Oh, and you only got question three correct. - Fri, 4 Jul 2003 8:35pm | ||
| lorralien User Info... | ya, but he looks cute. somebody in acorn hell should be good looking. - Fri, 4 Jul 2003 10:12pm | ||
| DEATH User Info... | Lol , hey Mr. Hell, its me DEATH ya know me bud*look @ the pic*, this thinger ;) means Im yankin yer chain bro lol, and yes my spark plugs havn't been firing properly for weeks!!! I need more isobutal nitrate I say!!!!!!! *ps. cuz of the ron popeil questions etc. I thought U were just pissin around ahahah* - Sat, 5 Jul 2003 5:47pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Yes, Lew. I know it's you. Ron Popeil is a demi-god, man. - Sat, 5 Jul 2003 6:35pm | ||
| DEATH User Info... | Hahaha been making ron's home made beef jerky have we??? and what are you going for in the sound for acorn hell??? I know a few bassplayers kickin around, mabye one would suit ya? - Sat, 5 Jul 2003 7:07pm | ||
| lorralien User Info... | Where's the ad for the topless tambourinist? If you need one, here's my answers to your questions: What are your influences? 24 doors of trouble and warm beer. How do you feel about midgets having sex? only if it's with me. What is the correct method of making Kraft Dinner after the noodles have boiled for 6.57 minutes? i cook mine 7.34 minutes, after which i'll drain, put it back in the pot, add the sauce mix, a bit o' butter, splash of milk, a cheese slice or two and dig in. chase that with a vodka crantini, i'm good to go. What kind of tambourine gear do you have? a jingley one. Do you believe advertisements you see on TV (ie. that Cascade gievs you virtually spotless dishes)? of course. i spend at least $200/month on things like; nads, the george forman grill, topsy tail, the clapper, chia pets, epilstop and the beer machine to name a few. What is your opinion on Ron Popeil? he's pretty sexy with his spray on hair n' all. Name three Kiss songs from Hotter Than Hell not including Hotter Than Hell. hotter than hell. Are you in any other bands? i'm the front person for The Stoned Wheat Thins. Are you a pretty boy (if so, Aaron Clark is lonely)? had him. Do you hate Papa Roach and Creed? yeah, but i like kid rock. Opinion on strippers? i'd rather they'd have no opinion and just get their damn clothes off. Do you think I am joking no. you are a very serious man, mr hell. very serious indeed. am i hired? am i going into business? - Sat, 5 Jul 2003 7:26pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | No. Next. - Sun, 6 Jul 2003 4:07pm | ||
| nyphomania User Info... | i'm a bass player but i'm 16 ok? - Sun, 6 Jul 2003 7:39pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Get back to me in 10 years. - Sun, 6 Jul 2003 8:59pm | ||
| lorralien User Info... | i guess i'll have to take my tits n' tambourine "act" elsewhere. - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 5:37pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Geez steve its a good thing ML7 didnt say the same to you way back when you made your big break......'big break' thats even funnier. heheheh - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 6:01pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | We took you on because we felt sorry for you. And we were relieved to see you go. And stop begging me to join Acorn Hell. You simply aren't good enough. Plus I was 18 when I got into the band you got the boot from. And this ain't ML7. It's something much different. And where's your band, big shot? - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 6:32pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | I dont need a band cause I ...uh cause um...uh.... - Mon, 7 Jul 2003 8:38pm | ||
| lorralien User Info... | maybe THE REF can play the bass. he'd be perfect for your guysess band. - Tue, 8 Jul 2003 6:43pm | ||
| nyphomania User Info... | you better see me playing once before you judge... - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 6:16pm | ||
| lorralien User Info... | ya. i'm with nymph. you gotta see me play too. my tambourine that is. - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 6:17pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | Sure, Nymph. When and where is your next show? - Wed, 9 Jul 2003 6:48pm | ||
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