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We are ever so sorry!
| Message Board > General Chitchat > We are ever so sorry! |
| Troutbreath & SweetGrass | A truly Canadian Apology to the USA... by Rick Mercer Courtesy of Rick Mercer from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" CBC Television: >On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. >I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him. >I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. >I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. >I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. >I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. >I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. >And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. >Thank you. - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 2:43am | ||
| Anonymous | Excellent! Thanks Guys! - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 3:17am | ||
| Anonymous | stop posting that shit - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 1:17pm | ||
| Anonymous | We're also sorry that you have no sense of humour what so ever. - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 1:27pm | ||
| Anonymous | this is an excellent post.Thx its awesome :) - Sun, 16 Mar 2003 2:29pm | ||
| TEE...HEE... HEE... | Loved it! Already sent it to everyone on my email list! - Mon, 17 Mar 2003 1:15am | ||
| Anonymous | good stuff. yeah for us. - Mon, 17 Mar 2003 1:49am | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Its amazing how good humour sometimes lays out the truth the best..... - Mon, 17 Mar 2003 9:11am | ||
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