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I need a personal trainer...
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Amber-dawn
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...but I'm broke. Anyone wanna work me out for free? I go to step classes but other than that I need help. - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 2:00pm Edited: Wed, 9 Jan 2008 2:08pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Allow me, Amber-dawn, to take care of your physical concerns.
I am a certified analrapist (that's uh-NAL-ruh-pist, you dirty-minded one!)
If you perchance need to explore what we thespians call the world of "acting", I will guide you through this too.
Personally. - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 3:29pm
Amber-dawn
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Ha ha, I guess I didn't really expect a serious reply. - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 4:44pm
J
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doug, why dont ya take her on the squash court! we always need new blood out there!
(amber if your lookin' for a work out, you shoudl play squash;) ) - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 4:56pm
Amber-dawn
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Sure , I'll play. Is it free? - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 5:35pm
Aidan Logins
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Sex burns between 500 and 1000 calories (depending on how good it is).
Twice a day, 7 times a week.
Get fit. - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 5:47pm
Amber-dawn
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I'll try. - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 8:16pm
Tambo
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If you're doing it twice every day, how do you only do it 7 times in a week? This math doesn't seem to add up to me... - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 11:21pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Holy fucking psychic! That exact fucking episode came on tv two hours after my previous post!
Fuck I'm golden.
yeah - squash is good.
strongman competitions.
that russian dance where you squat, your arms 'cross'ed, and alternately kick one leg out, back and forth. (what's that called, anyway?)
steroids
insane consumption of meth
eating carrots - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 11:25pm
McLovin
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I have the keys to one of my dojos, and I've offered free work outs and lessons before, BUT, it would be inappropriate for me to give you one on ones. If you can find a third I'd consider it.
I start with light stretching, then push-ups, sit-ups, then a stand up routine that'll make ya puke. - Wed, 9 Jan 2008 11:46pm
Amber-dawn
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Thanks Aidan. I'm way too shy, and fat-lol. - Fri, 11 Jan 2008 3:22pm
Lucius
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Sex burns between 500 and 1000 calories (depending on how good it is).
Twice a day, 7 times a week.
Get fit.

All those calories for 3 mins twice a day woohoo. Cheers, Lucius - Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:17am
mckcd
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hi there~~~ I play music and also teach skating @ Oak Bay Recreation. I've taken a personal trainer course in the past and I know my way around a gym. I'd be happy to set you up a training program, for free of course.
cheers, kc - Wed, 16 Jan 2008 8:39am
Troy
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pedo bear would hit that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hriJeTXxzM - Wed, 16 Jan 2008 1:50pm
Eurydice
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Hey, i'll go work out with you, I need to lose a bit of the chub myself. We can motivate eachother, woo! - Fri, 18 Jan 2008 6:04pm
Amber-dawn
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Are you a guy or a chick? Not that it matters-come to step class at Crystal Pool Mondays and wednesdays at 730-830. A great cardio workout. I was hoping someone could help me out with exercises for my butt and thighs, but this is a good start. I'm also gonna try the abs attack class on friday at 630. - Wed, 30 Jan 2008 1:24pm
Eurydice
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I be a lady.
My friend is a personal trainer and she's gonna help me get my butt in gear. I'll let you know what she says. I might just check out the step classes, too, thanks! - Wed, 30 Jan 2008 4:17pm
Andrew
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Lol - Wed, 30 Jan 2008 4:40pm
Eurydice
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hey Andrew, lulz?
you enjoy guffawing at hot chicks all sweaty and shyte? ;)
you're more than welcome to join us - Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:55pm
Andrew
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haha ok. tell me when.

u know lots of swimming is probably the best thing to look better. - Thu, 31 Jan 2008 6:44am
dirtstyle_trainee
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swimming is in my opinion the best way to condition. running is high impact and starving is lame. - Thu, 31 Jan 2008 9:13am
Amber-dawn
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I do want to swim, but I'm too embarrassed for anyone to see me in a bathing suit. I guess who cares what people think right? - Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:16am
Eurydice
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Psh, we're young and beautiful, our tits are above our knees, we should feel grateful and wear bathing suits all the time :D - Thu, 31 Jan 2008 5:14pm
Sati
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Yeah AD, do you know how many high fashion models think they're not [whatever]-enough? Its not about weight or looks.
You sound awesome, and most real people prefer girls healthy, happy & energetic, over skinny.

Plus its amazing how many "imperfections" you can rock with good posture! Just have fun - Thu, 31 Jan 2008 6:38pm Edited: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 6:40pm
Amber-dawn
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Thanks guys;) - Thu, 31 Jan 2008 6:44pm
trevor corey
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.....yeah, something tells me young Andrew shouldn't be losing any weight. - Fri, 1 Feb 2008 1:35am
trevor corey
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR6qRQUSReA&feature=related - Fri, 1 Feb 2008 4:18pm
Tyler
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! - Sun, 3 Feb 2008 4:31am
Andrew
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why shouldn't i be losing any weight?

..? - Wed, 6 Feb 2008 5:03pm
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