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Jesspsycho
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http://www.jobpredictor.com/

Unemployable layabout

Description Score
Salary : 1/10
Education : 0/10
Job Satisfaction : 10/10
Community contribution : 1/10
Pulling Power : 2/10
Uniform : 1/10
Total 15 /60 - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:08am
Tragedy
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It says my ideal job is the one I have now.

Salary : 4/10
Education : 5/10
Job Satisfaction : 5/10
Community contribution : 5/10
Pulling Power : 5/10
Uniform : 5/10
Total 29 /60

I'm on maternity, for $@#%&*!... - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:58am
cooper
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wow...

Ping-pong ball inspector

...which is kinda freaky, 'cause I just quit my job as ping-pong supervisor at a local rec centre after nearly 5 years...maybe I should rethink my resignation! - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 3:19pm
jay brown
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oh you have got to be kidding me, it says my ideal job is a stand up comedian............. Just to make it even funnier I know a Jay Brown over in Vancouver that is a stand up comic. I think the two of us should do shows together........ - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 3:40pm
_Griphin_
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You ferget they were hunting down Jason Brown on America's Most Wanted for killing that woman (I think). The picture still looks nothing like you, and I didn't know you were a neat freak. :)
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Your ideal job is a Speaking Clock standin'!

Description/Score
Salary : 1/10
Education : 4/10
Job Satisfaction : 1/10
Community contribution : 8/10
Pulling Power : 1/10
Uniform : 1/10
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Total 16 /60 ?!? - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 4:29pm
ian johnson
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i'm gonna be a fucking farmer - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 6:11pm
Mutilashawn
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garden gnome! YES! - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 6:50pm
dumpstermesh
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Street Sweeper...I do enjoy sweeping.... - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 8:40pm
Johnny Grass
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Village Idiot. It's pretty accurate. How'd they do that? - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:11pm
The Admirial
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PROSTITUTE !?

Salary : 2/10
Education : 3/10
Job Satisfaction : 9/10
Community contribution : 2/10
Pulling Power : 3/10
Uniform : 8/10

Total 27 /60

. - Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:54pm
_Griphin_
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Hey, you got more points then I did!!! Grrrrrrrrrr.......... - Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:26am
Mofo
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At first I thought, no way there is no science to this....
and then......this!
Alcohol Tester
Description Score
Salary : 2/10
Education : 6/10
Job Satisfaction : 9/10
Community contribution : 3/10
Pulling Power : 2/10
Uniform : 2/10
Total 24 /60 - Tue, 17 Jan 2006 8:17am
Eh_Yot
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It says I'll be the evil boss. BACK TO WORK SLACKERS!!!!!
Description Score
Salary : 7/10
Education : 7/10
Job Satisfaction : 9/10
Community contribution : 1/10
Pulling Power : 1/10
Uniform : 6/10
Total 31 /60 - Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:13am
crow
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your ideal job is a money advisor

Description Score
Salary : 7/10
Education : 7/10
Job Satisfaction : 4/10
Community contribution : 7/10
Pulling Power : 7/10
Uniform : 6/10
Total 38 /60

Now thats funny!! ROFLOL - Tue, 17 Jan 2006 6:15pm
SickFuk
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Hello Flee you ideal job is an Emperor of all the world

Description Score
Salary : 10/10
Education : 6/10
Job Satisfaction : 10/10
Community contribution : 8/10
Pulling Power : 10/10
Uniform : 10/10
Total 54 /60

Just proves my point that I truely must be God

'ere - Sat, 21 Jan 2006 2:59am
Destroy_The_Flesh
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Way to go dooder!! Now we know its fake!!! - Sat, 21 Jan 2006 2:06pm
SickFuk
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to quote myself....

Drop to your knees and Beg to Suffer
I can make you suffer for eternity
Beg for your torment and surrender
Your life's gone, unless you worship me

Seems a bit for fitting now that I know I'm your new Emperor

'ere - Sat, 21 Jan 2006 2:32pm
Destroy_The_Flesh
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Man If I want to suffer I'll put on a Sick cd - Sat, 21 Jan 2006 5:47pm
Nik Olaz
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Hello nick you ideal job is a Cowboy
Description

Score
Salary :
2/10
Education :
3/10
Job Satisfaction :
8/10
Community contribution :
2/10
Pulling Power :
8/10
Uniform :
6/10
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29 /60 - Sun, 22 Jan 2006 3:37am
alcoholly
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ha ha "hairdresser"
I suggest everyone run for their lives right now!! - Sun, 22 Jan 2006 2:16pm
dumpstermesh
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SickFuk is the emperor? No wonder I'm a street sweeper.

Hey I tried it again with my middle name and now I'm a stunt person!!! I think I already knew that though. - Sun, 22 Jan 2006 2:47pm
MURDALIZER
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Any position where I can kiss ass, how degrading! - Sun, 22 Jan 2006 3:19pm
Jesspsycho
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Dont you already do that MURDALIZER???? Oh right hmmm but what you do does involve the ass ... and the fist .... and a pickle jar ..... and sometimes a hamster. EWWW - Sun, 22 Jan 2006 4:16pm
MURDALIZER
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Are you reffering to the crisco wristwatch? - Sun, 22 Jan 2006 4:32pm
Jesspsycho
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yes gimme a hundred bux and i wont post the pics - Sun, 22 Jan 2006 5:13pm
dumpstermesh
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I'm NEVER letting him take care of my rodents again. I knew that smell wasn't "natural". - Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:26am
MURDALIZER
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Awww come on, your rodents love me! - Mon, 23 Jan 2006 6:15pm
Jesspsycho
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stay the hell away from my dog !! - Mon, 23 Jan 2006 6:30pm
MURDALIZER
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Gimme back my mag-lite! - Mon, 23 Jan 2006 9:22pm
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