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| dumpstermesh User Info... | Something very similiar happened to me (well the guy I was fucking) a long time ago. http://www.bangedup.com/news/index.php?ID=212 - Mon, 4 Jul 2005 12:12pm | ||
| Tragedy User Info... | Daaamn!! What's your secret? - Mon, 4 Jul 2005 2:43pm | ||
| oRlAnDo User Info... | Dumpstermesh is either really tight or she has great muscle control. Which one is it? - Mon, 4 Jul 2005 5:19pm | ||
| SickFuk User Info... | [wince] 'ere - Mon, 4 Jul 2005 5:46pm | ||
| XY-SATAN User Info... | Hey dumpstermesh you must have kung-foo grip , piranha pussy or be doing extreme Kegal (sp?) exercises ! Blue ballz is nothing compared to a EXPLODING PENIS ! Damn,I've had nightmares about this ! .......not a bad name for a punk rock band though ?! The Exploding Penis’s soon out with their first CD “ Pussy Vice Protocol ” - Mon, 4 Jul 2005 6:55pm | ||
| dumpstermesh User Info... | Haahahahahh.... The story bought back the horrible memory of wondering where all that blood came from (it looked like someone was murdered). At first he thought it was me..ya right, maybe if I just gave birth. Lets just say I've NEVER had a bad review in bed, even that night. I had to have breakfast with his Mom the next morning. I was so ready to run for the hills. I'm sure we ruined a duvet and mattress. So much for safe sex. We realized it was him cuz the blood had ballooned the condom. Ok Ok enough details. Some of you may remember from an earlier post that I mentioned I perfer smaller penis' to larger. Does it all make sence now? - Mon, 4 Jul 2005 8:37pm | ||
| Dave User Info... | At first I thought you were kidding... - Mon, 4 Jul 2005 8:59pm | ||
| Sati User Info... | well, that was disturbing. I'd be so traumatized.. much like I am now after just reading that. - Mon, 4 Jul 2005 9:09pm | ||
| dumpstermesh User Info... | The best part is that I'm leaving out the worst of the details. I don't want any of the guys to pass out. Yes, I was traumatized. I don't think I had sex for a whole week or so afterwards. And no, we never humped again. I still don't know how long it took him to heal. - Tue, 5 Jul 2005 11:28am | ||
| _Griphin_ User Info... | Exploding Penis's?!? YIKES!!! - Tue, 5 Jul 2005 12:42pm | ||
| mica User Info... | man, that sounds horrific! those romanians are crazy - probably jimmy'd up a cock ring with some household elastic that was just a little too tight. - Tue, 5 Jul 2005 1:20pm | ||
| Perpetual_Burn User Info... | So basically what you're saying is that your current boyfriend has a small penis? Is that what this whole story is about? Or did I miss the point.... - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 9:41pm | ||
| dumpstermesh User Info... | Well...he has a smaller than average penis. He is well aware of this and even mentioned it to me before we hooked up probably to insure that I'm NOT SHALLOW about that sort of thing. LITTLE did he know I actually prefer the smaller members (average size is as big as I like). The first guy I ever had sex with was so small that he didn't even break me in until the second time we humped, and after that I couldn't even tell if he was inside me. Now that's small. And yes you missed the point. When I saw that article I remembered my horrible bloody expereince and thought "holy shit that happened to someone I did" and it made me feel a little better (in the at least I'm not the only one sence) so if anyone else out there has any exploding penis stories feel free to share and remember that you're not the only one. Maybe I'll start a support group. - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 1:02am | ||
| Brandon User Info... | Lets change the name of this post to "exploding penis stories" that way i will remember not to read it. that would suck, i mean REALLY suck - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 10:16am | ||
| Perpetual_Burn User Info... | Wow, people really don't get my sense of humor.... - Fri, 8 Jul 2005 1:40pm | ||
| Gman User Info... | T M fucking I already - Fri, 8 Jul 2005 2:19pm | ||
| dumpstermesh User Info... | Sorry if I sounded harsh on you Perpetual Burn. But you do realize that what sounds funny in yer head doesn't always translate well when you type it. Plus it was 4 am and I was "happy" on Bellinis. Sorry I got defensive with you. It is a funny story. - Fri, 8 Jul 2005 3:23pm | ||
| dumpstermesh User Info... | Hey Gman - information rules. There can never be too much of it. Like I said, I left out the worst of the details. Trust me: be grateful. - Fri, 8 Jul 2005 3:28pm | ||
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