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Paris Hilton's Sexy Burger Commercial...
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_Griphin_
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http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

For all the pervs out there... - Fri, 27 May 2005 8:45pm
Nik Olaz
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Paris Hilton is NOT attractive. it's like watching a praying mantis dance in cat shit. i hope she is the next sharon tate. - Fri, 27 May 2005 9:49pm
Anonymous
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Well, that's a brutal thought. I wouldn't wish that for anyone. But I agree. She's not attractive at all. - Sat, 28 May 2005 10:08am
Glenn
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That's SaD - Sat, 28 May 2005 1:39pm
The One After Two
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whats funny is that she doesn't even need the money. Its not like she is some starving actress out to build her resume and pay rent. Sjhe does this shit for fun.

The burger look good. They don't make'em like that at McDonalds. - Sat, 28 May 2005 3:10pm
_Griphin_
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I know, and ya can't get one in Victoria. Same with Arbee's (sp?) Roast Beef sandwitch specials. - Sat, 28 May 2005 6:10pm
cooper
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I like a girl with a little more meat on her bones, so to speak - Sat, 28 May 2005 9:05pm
The One After Two
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I like one free of crabs. - Sun, 29 May 2005 12:23pm
Eazy A
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I dunno fellas, when I was bangin her she seemed just fine to me.......fuck my right hand is sore for some reason.... - Sun, 29 May 2005 5:47pm
Detroit Velvet Smooth
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She's a bit of a dead fuck, but she's so cute when she sucks cock.

Nothing like amature porn to get your name out there. - Mon, 30 May 2005 10:13am
princess p
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Hey griphin you can get arby's at the mayfair mall. Have any of you seen the paris hilton south park??? - Mon, 30 May 2005 1:25pm
ODIN
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hahaha yes! she deserves worse than being in mr.slaves ass. - Mon, 30 May 2005 5:38pm
Jaron Evil
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I have to agree to the idea that Paris Hilton is NOT attractive. Shes too skinny, too ugly, too slutty, just too...ugh. The only reason she's a sex symbol is because the world got to witness a video of her giving some guy a weak-ass blowjob.


- - Mon, 30 May 2005 6:59pm
dumpstermesh
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I couldn't stop thinking, "My god she doesn't even need the money", what a slut.

She put way more energy into that burger than she ever did on her sex tape. Stupid spoiled whore!! - Tue, 31 May 2005 6:51am
Sati
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well, its all subjective, but looking at her makes me think of all those generalizations that so many people have, i.e. if you're tall & thin, you're hot; if you're blond w/long hair, you're hot; if you're slutty, you're hot.

And there are soooo many people who live by these rules and nothing else matters. You could put a drop dead stunning healthy/glowing happy brunette with large curves next to one of those lost, anorexic, pale, siliconed bleach blonds with no self-respect and they'll pick the half dead one. whatever.

Of course, there are plenty who do fit the barbie bill who are truly beautiful, but Paris has bad muscle tone, and weak/unattractive curves, like she doesn't work out.. there's me being a catty bitch. I think she's kind of pretty though, but put her next to a lot of legit models (with real personality) and the difference is obvious. Thats why they get gigs and people like her normally wouldn't.
She must work her ass off though - you can't have that kind of life in the public spotlight if you don't. I would assume its pretty demanding. - Tue, 31 May 2005 7:28am
PrincessP
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Demanding??? She's a model it's not like she's a rockstar and touring every night. She shows up at a shoot sits in a chair and somebody does her make up then she puts on some skanky clothes and stands awkardly in front of the camera and makes zoolander lips. The only demanding thing Paris has in her life is Paris. Where's my dog? Where's my dog? - Wed, 1 Jun 2005 8:25am
john
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maybe the point of the commercial is to tell people that the hamburgers really isnt that hot, more bland, and might make you throw up a lil in your mouth? - Wed, 1 Jun 2005 10:20am
PrincessP
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lol - Wed, 1 Jun 2005 11:16am
Shaggy
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Paris Hilton is far from hot. Unless of course anorexic blondes with next to no personality or redeeming qualities gives you wood. - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 7:23am
Mutilashawn
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I think Paris is hilarious . . . not so much that she is hilarious but that the whole concept of Paris Hilton is hilarious.

For some reason, even though she is the ABSOLUTE opposite of what I find attractive in a woman, I think she's kinda hot. maybe I'm being tricked be the media or something . . - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 7:30am
_Griphin_
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She's rather thin, I think she was even thinner then I used to be (and that's THIN!!!) - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 7:42am
Nat
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she's saucy. but ide pay to see her without her makeup artists and hair extensions. - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 8:50am
Alastair
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I just blew my load. - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 9:40am
Nik Olaz
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thats it mutilashawn you're out of our crust punk band - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 10:55am
ODIN
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don't lie nick, you masturbated to the commercial too. - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 9:04pm
_Griphin_
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Here's one thing that noone's said in this thread: That's one decent looking burger. - Sun, 12 Jun 2005 3:36pm
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