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cursing for cool christian kids
| Message Board > Controversy and Quarantine > cursing for cool christian kids |
| ODIN User Info... | i came up with this idea on the weekend with a few friends. it's a book that substitutes cursing with normal words. for example "AH!SHIT STICKS!" becomes "AH!BREAD STICKS!" any ideas for more cursing for cool christian kids. coming soon... cursing for cool klu klux kids! - Tue, 25 Jan 2005 6:54pm | ||
| Arkon User Info... | Fargin ice holes. - Tue, 25 Jan 2005 7:48pm | ||
| Ryan User Info... | "Get your dick outta my ass bitch" = "Father, May the light guide you to another place" - Tue, 25 Jan 2005 8:19pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... |  | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | h e double hockey sticks!! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 2:33am | ||
| SickFuk User Info... | Our fathers, who aren't in Heaven... Fallow is thy grain... 'ere - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 2:34am | ||
| ODIN User Info... | how about instead of faggot it's preacher, our choir boy ;) - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:00am | ||
| old friend User Info... | The best non-vulgar curse phrase ever is 'cornflakes' en francais. "FLOCONS DE MAIS!" Scream that while pounding your fist on the table... - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:13am | ||
| Lucius User Info... | I had a friend that wouldn't swear but would always say "stuff". it was really funny once I noticed it. He would have a problem and yell "oh stuff". I guess you had to be there! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:27am | ||
| Troutbreath User Info... | Swearing is an interesting sociological study. The English build swear words around bodily finctions. The French on the other hand base their "bad" words on religion. I had a friend who would swear in the French manner only translate it into English. So he could be heard yelling: "Church! Wine Glass! Piece of bread!!!!" - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:54am | ||
| Mutilashawn User Info... | my little brother has this mormon friend and instead of swearing he says, and this is no joke at all, "GAY SEIZURE!!!" or "SEIZURE SALAD" so hillarious!! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 1:16pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | I still think mines the funniest - get it? Like "seek help" as in this thread FUCKING sucks!! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 4:16pm | ||
| ODIN User Info... | as in you have penis envy and should shut the hell up. haha "stuff" that's almost as bad as saying GAW instead of god. fuck that's hilarious. - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:18pm | ||
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| ODIN User Info... | hahaha remember kids not across the street... not up the highway... ACROSS THE JUGULAR... - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:24pm | ||
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| ODIN User Info... | YES!!!!!!!!!! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:31pm | ||
| SickFuk User Info... | bwahahaha, that one's fucking hilarious there Archenemy 'ere - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:39pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | NOW I have appreciation for this thread! Good job! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:49pm | ||
| ODIN User Info... | follower - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:04pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | To the pits of hell... Damnit I'm at a buddy's place and have a really good pic that would've went well with that, oh well, use your imagination. - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:31am | ||
| Broccoli User Info... | Thats to the pits of heck missy also: Pooper is better that Asshole - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 1:36am | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | I'd love to post and say your "pits of heck missy" was funny, but my post will probably not be there in an hour...so I'm feeling like it's kinda futile.... - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 1:09pm | ||
| tehbrookzorz User Info... | Uh oh! I don't think Maddox would appreciate your using his animations :o.. FLOCONS DE MAIS! - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 1:26pm | ||
| WISEGUY User Info... | you need 100% censorship. go away! - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 2:26pm | ||
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| dumpstermesh User Info... | Cheese and rice!! - Sat, 29 Jan 2005 12:03am | ||
| ODIN User Info... | so this thread reminds you of church? hmm i could see that minus the dick in your ass and the bible being bashed over your head. - Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:58pm | ||
| dumpstermesh User Info... | trying to turn me on Odin? Lord lova duck. - Tue, 1 Feb 2005 2:50pm | ||
| SickFuk User Info... | Fiddlesticks 'ere - Tue, 1 Feb 2005 3:16pm | ||
| Broccoli User Info... | a big fat one? - Tue, 1 Feb 2005 6:47pm | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | Dear ODIN: Please curb the sodomy references and make some sense, I don't need to hear your internal monologue. - Tue, 1 Feb 2005 8:39pm | ||
| archenemy User Info... | fuck the cool christian kids - Wed, 2 Feb 2005 11:12am | ||
| I|I User Info... | You wish. - Wed, 2 Feb 2005 8:14pm | ||
| archenemy User Info... | holy shit your witty. - Thu, 3 Feb 2005 2:07pm | ||
| I|I User Info... | You're not. - Thu, 3 Feb 2005 2:25pm | ||
| archenemy User Info... | good one - Fri, 4 Feb 2005 4:12pm | ||
| ODIN User Info... | mmm duck and go fuck yourself you cock riding faggot (i'm refering to onemoshere of course) HAH! - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 1:03am | ||
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| Onemosphere User Info... | "mmm duck and go fuck yourself you cock riding faggot (i'm refering to onemoshere of course) HAH! " Insinuating someone is gay. You should copyright that, I don't think it's done before. Ever. You could be sitting on a lot of money there. - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 12:44pm | ||
| ODIN User Info... | wow and you're so original. congratulations! i guess sarcasm is the new wave, you spineless sack of shit. - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 3:44pm | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | You insulted my sarcasm using (poor) sarcasm. Here, let me save you some time. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 4:37pm | ||
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| Anonymous User Info... | *thanks for stating the obvious dective dipshit* Learn how to spell, you must. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 9:41am | ||
| Gman User Info... | i - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 12:45pm | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | "dective"? Gee, is that anything like a detective? I'm gonna look into this "dective" career. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 1:51pm | ||
| ODIN User Info... | look at the time i posted. i was too drunk and too tired. wow you guys need to get some hobbies quick. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 4:36pm | ||
| SickFuk User Info... | BTW: love the Yoda 'ere - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 4:39pm | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | Yeah, cool hobbies like getting drunk and posting pictures of Yoda. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 9:36pm | ||
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| ODIN User Info... | 50!!!!!! - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 11:09pm | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | "ouch that hurts coming from you." Apparently it hurts enough for you to keep trying. - Mon, 7 Feb 2005 7:20pm | ||
| ODIN User Info... | same to you dick... this is me ending it... THE END this time listen to yoda, wise he is. - Tue, 8 Feb 2005 9:37pm | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | Ending it with yet another reply. Good one. - Wed, 9 Feb 2005 11:16am | ||
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