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| Chryst_al_Mighty User Info... | SO last week during a mud throwing contest with DooDoo Anger, he mentioned that he was "spoken for", implying that he was getin some full time lovin' from "someone" or something". This confused me, what kind of creature would willingly be associated with this type of rif raf? Then searching around on the internet late last night I finally figured it out : http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/ Now your secret is out Lew, you sly little dog! - Tue, 28 Sep 2004 4:00pm | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | just like in real life!! - Tue, 28 Sep 2004 6:08pm | ||
| Fableway User Info... | how sad........ that he'd have to use an internet service to make up a fake girlfriend, i mean GOD! ive been doin this for YEARS! - Tue, 28 Sep 2004 8:28pm | ||
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| Død[]Sanger User Info... | :o Why, you girls are such bitches!! I'm appalled, really... But hey, could be worse... You could actually be people who's opinions I gave a shit about, or thought for a second you had anything at all on anyone seeing me. So, with that said... It's obvious I've got you two pent up enough about me to post(Especially the creator of this whole thing, tisk tisk, by the way...), hoping I'd replay...so.. I'll make a peace offering: I'll pimp you out, and you'll finally get laid and quit your stressing. I can have the privledge of not having to read anymore skitzo posts, and you can feel good about yourselves and make 120 bux an hour doing it. Does that make everyone happy or no..? };)~ (What a change that would be for you too, eh? ..creator :o ) I can't believe you like me enough to make this post and go so out of your way to get my attention, I'm touched, really, but time to move on, I mean jesus, quit trying to hate cyber with me you weirdos!!!!! - Wed, 29 Sep 2004 1:36am | ||
| miss personality User Info... | Oh DooDoo[]Singer, can't you tell that we think you're super sexy? Why would we want to ho ourselves to anyone but thou, oh great DooDoo[]Singer? Exactly how long did you say your cock was? - Wed, 29 Sep 2004 11:44am | ||
| Død[]Sanger User Info... | Yes, It's quite obvious you find me super sexy, and that I'd be the most rippin metal pimp in the city, but jesus, As I have allready requested, please stop trying to cyber with me!!! ... pervert. - Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:23pm | ||
| miss personality User Info... | Awww come on, DooDoo[]Singer....you LOVE the attention. - Wed, 29 Sep 2004 1:31pm | ||
| Chryst_al_Mighty User Info... | Sorry to crush your wet dreams but "most rippin metal pimp in the city" title has already been taken... sadly you, like most things in your life, would come up last in that race. - Wed, 29 Sep 2004 4:08pm | ||
| Bo-dom User Info... | who's the most rippin metal pimp in the city? It's that new hack-saw at HomeHardware isn't it? Død, why bother replying? - Thu, 30 Sep 2004 12:57am | ||
| Død[]Sanger User Info... | Bo: Because I happen to own the new hack at home hardware and plan on using it. ...Any further questions? - Thu, 30 Sep 2004 3:18am | ||
| miss personality User Info... | On yourself....or others, DooDoo[]Singer? - Thu, 30 Sep 2004 9:33am | ||
| Død[]Sanger User Info... | Miss Penisenvy: If I were to cup my hand beside your ear, would I be able to hear the ocean? Chryst: Yes, look at me lose everything in life! Is that the best you can do??? - Thu, 30 Sep 2004 1:31pm | ||
| miss personality User Info... | DooDoo[]Singer, you can hear anything you want if you cup your hand on my ear....just do it already...oh, that excites me!!! - Thu, 30 Sep 2004 2:20pm | ||
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| Mutilashawn User Info... | nail her Lew . . . hahaha. so rediculous!! - Thu, 30 Sep 2004 10:31pm | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | the only thing REDICULOUS is how you can't spell RIDICULOUS. - Fri, 1 Oct 2004 1:56am | ||
| Perpetual_Burn User Info... | PWND! - Fri, 1 Oct 2004 1:52pm | ||
| Bo-dom User Info... | the fuck does PWND mean? - Fri, 1 Oct 2004 6:11pm | ||
| sewnflesh User Info... | n00b! - Fri, 1 Oct 2004 8:07pm | ||
| Død[]Sanger User Info... | TOAT: Giv'er like jesus buddy... Bo: Way to be uber un1337... gawd... - Sat, 2 Oct 2004 1:06am | ||
| Bo-dom User Info... | I still don't know what PWND means you fucking nerds - Sat, 2 Oct 2004 1:34pm | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | don't worry Bo-dom, neither do I, and I am a certified computer nerd :) Dod,I'll let you know how jealous all my ex-girlfriends get when she sends me real life letters and leaves actual phone messages. - Sat, 2 Oct 2004 9:59pm | ||
| Ian User Info... | pwnd means you just got ur ass served to you by someone who uses an internet service to get fake girlfriends, on a side note me and jen have a date so you guys back off - Mon, 4 Oct 2004 1:20pm | ||
| Masturbating The War God User Info... |  Haha, n00b will always remind me of my early days of CounterStrike playing. - Mon, 4 Oct 2004 2:26pm | ||
| FUCK LIFE-METAL User Info... | hahahaha.....ask dudebanger about his imaginary band that goes along with with his imaginary girlfriend. - Fri, 8 Oct 2004 9:52pm | ||
| OftenBongSoong User Info... | PWND!!!! - Fri, 8 Oct 2004 9:58pm | ||
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| Sexy Sue User Info... | HAHAHA. That is so true about his imaginary band. He has played ONE show in his music career and got fired the following day. Then he says, wait now, I will make up my own original name, and just tell everyone i am in a band. VIOLATOR he came up with. Wow, Depeche Mode thinks its awesome. Check out his ad profile. Its hilarious. I love his METAL STANCE. Yet, he isn't even a musician, or a singer. - Mon, 11 Oct 2004 10:18am | ||
| I|I User Info... | Hmmmmm. Are you his imaginary girlfriend Sexy Sue? - Mon, 11 Oct 2004 5:54pm | ||
| Død[]Sanger User Info... | Wow, pretty funny, and also inaccurate. Violator did infact exist for the record(Also I have no idea who "depesche Mode" or what the fuck ever, even is.), Thank you very much by the way... That band died when the bass and his drumkit that was being used pulled out. (Ooooh how interesting eh?) Also the guys I had been jamming with as of recent wanted to stick with violator, but after a while that changed, again, thank you very much. I'll give a rats ass when the deathmetal scene tells me off. So far, noone has, everyone's been encouraging actually. "He has played ONE show in his music career and got fired the following day" Yeah... that is EXACTLY what happened... even if that were true, which it is not, how would you even know anyhow? For not knowing anything about being a musician: I had my first show 2 weeks after getting into my first performing band(this does mean fully written songs, not free style homie), musicians don't do that... or play guitars either... Thanks for the posts though! Next time, get your shit straight before you talk please.(Though thanks for pointing out that I need to update my profile.) On the topic however, what do you do in the music scene by the way??? Who have you played with? Is there even a reason you post here? You two clowns have no shit on me... Grow up. - Tue, 12 Oct 2004 1:43am | ||
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| ML7Mike User Info... | Id vouch for Lew on the jammin thing, he rents a spot with Allfather next to ML's spot.. if I recall, he was the guy who came down and set it all up before subletting to the other bands in his room.. Seems to me he is working on some material some peeps.. Ive been out of the loop for a few months now tho.,. - Tue, 12 Oct 2004 11:08am | ||
| PrincessP User Info... | depeche mode rocks you should check them out. - Tue, 12 Oct 2004 5:26pm | ||
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| Masturbating The War God User Info... | Haha, I doubt Lew would be into Depeche Mode. - Wed, 13 Oct 2004 8:48am | ||
| Tragedy User Info... | Fuck, why don't you just throw rocks at him and pull his hair, throw down some serious kindergarten style shit. I swear, if another person says "Doo-doo" I'm gonna scream. - Wed, 13 Oct 2004 6:06pm | ||
| DOO DOO User Info... | Start screaming bitch! - Wed, 13 Oct 2004 7:22pm | ||
| Bo-dom User Info... | *ahem...my point EXACTLY - Thu, 14 Oct 2004 3:33am | ||
| Tragedy User Info... | Clever, clever...get a fucking clue bitch... YOU'RE MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF!!!!! - Thu, 14 Oct 2004 8:22am | ||
| ARBITRATOR User Info... | Every other day i will check in on this site. Again i am entertained by Daddy doo- doo -Anger and his inability to let go. For a guy with nothing to show for in terms of MUSIC he sure has the ability to continue ranting and defending his metal GODNESS. These "girls" are probably and most likely a bunch of guys getting him "riled" up. Mountain Dews Manger, do me a favour. Get rid of that HORRIBLE jam session recording off your profile, it neither does you or pariah (Victoria's Elite Metal Band) any justice, and for God's sake, put some music out already. As for your questions, let's see what kind of answers you have to them. "On the topic however, what do you do in the music scene by the way??? " Daddy Day Care poo poo: Well Sir, i once recorded a jam session. And um, then i did one show, where i was canned the next day. BUT, like i have said 1000's times before, i only had 2 weeks to get ready, thats why i sucked. "Who have you played with?" Dodd's Furniture: Like i said. I played in a jam once with a band, and then got fired by that band. Quality, Price, Guarantee, just isn't part of my extensive metal-ness experienced. But have i told you, i once played a gig with only 2 weeks to practise? "Is there even a reason you post here?" Poodle Tang: No. However, umm No. No i dont. It's all good getting into Internet shit chucking contests there Doody, you have full right to defend. What makes me laugh, is that you actually think you can compete with others contribution to the "Music Scene". Keep to the shit chuckin, stay away from "resume" competitions. Remember Poo Poo, my 5 year old sister is only 1 show away from being at your "Music Scene" level. - Thu, 14 Oct 2004 9:50am | ||
| Masturbating The War God User Info... | I love people bashing from anonymous losers. Everyone else, you're just feeding this, let it go. - Thu, 14 Oct 2004 10:37am | ||
| ML7Mike User Info... | Hey Lew, you still jammin next door to us? Ive only been down there a couple times since we got back from tour and its always in the day.. You gonna be hanging there this weekend, Ill be down there with the Omega Crom fellers drinkin and stuff.. - Thu, 14 Oct 2004 11:12am | ||
| Mutilashawn User Info... | You'd be surprised how much time two weeks is to put a set together (ie. Organsplatter) - Thu, 14 Oct 2004 4:13pm | ||
| Akylore User Info... | Wow...I have to say I'm jealous...I've never rallied up this many hate posts :( - Thu, 14 Oct 2004 4:30pm | ||
| Død[]Sanger User Info... | HAHAHA ok there "ARBITRATOR" aka, loser pussy: I have allready explained to you that I was not "canned" after my first show, moron, where do you get this shit from????? You obviously go far out of your way to try and bash me, making shit up, going off like a moron, who are you?? You and your little sister havn't done shit all compared to me clown, don't speak as if you have any idea what I do now or have done, as you most certainly are clueless. Bring me a band that can actually play death metal to jam with and I'll live up to everything I claim I am able to do. Can you say the same? Obviously not, you can't even say who you are. Any time buddy, I'll put my money where my deathmetal mouth is... What the fuck do you do? and please if you want to compare resumes, feel free to add me to your msn and I'll tell you all about it, chump. Way to hide your identity from me too... such a pussy it's hilarious. Quit with the anon handles, you fucking loser, quit making shit up about me, you fucking loser, and if you want to discuss anything with me, tell me who you are at LEAST, and quit being a scared little shit talking pussy. You want to shit talk my voice? Go ahead and try me son, set up a jam, bring the nastiest gutteral vocalist you know and I'll best him, or at least give him enough of a competition to admit im' not full of crap if he really is the man, dm vocal wise. None of you clowns have even heard me sing deathmetal so quit pretending like you have any idea what so ever what I can do. But oh wait, that would never happen, as you're all too pussy ass to even play deathmetal, letalone do it better than myself, nevermind those who will tell you Im' not a pile of talk. Bottom line, put up or just shut up. *I'll also point out that, nowhere do I claim to be any sort of "deathmetal god" that came straight from your mouth... Dr.Freud.. Until someone who has actually heard me sing in DM and someone who has some credibility as a deathmetal musician wants to "speak up", as far as I see it, humouring nothing's insults by replying is a waste of my time, so this will be my last post to you, as this is getting above stupid now. In closing: You just keep right on talkin, and I'll just keep up my walkin. Keep on posin' kids, keep on posin'... Oh and get a life while you're at it. Mike: Ya man i'll be back around again soon, just trying to get ahold of aaron to move his shit outta my way there right now,though he doesn't have a phone anymore so it's been proving to be quite the pain..I have been total busy/in Van etc. for the past month or so, but I'll be kickin' about again soon enough, jamming with my imaginary equipment with imaginary people, making imaginary deathmetal that every deathhead on earth says is lame, etc. AGAIN... soon enough.... \m/ - Sun, 17 Oct 2004 6:31pm | ||
| miss personality User Info... | Lew, I think that the reason so many people on this messageboard like to make fun of you is because of your use of the name "Dod[]Sanger". Does anyone else agree? You shouldn't get so freaking worked up. You might have a heart attack or something! Now, when do I get a date? /w\ - Sun, 17 Oct 2004 7:45pm | ||
| Død[]Sanger User Info... | Lol, well, as I said, MP, I'm not going to read that dumb shit on here and never say anything contrary to it. I have and i'm done... From my POV, certain people decide to try and piss me off and say a bunch of horseshit, they, then get all worked up and won't piss off.. making topics, anon accounts... please... Can't blame me for talking back a little... - Sun, 17 Oct 2004 9:04pm | ||
| ARBITRATOR User Info... | "Until someone who has actually heard me sing in DM" And you are telling me to "Put out or Shut up". ???? My point exactly doodoo. NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD YOU! you are the ONLY one here blowing his own horn. PS: Gutteral..hahahahaha. I would love to have a conversation with you someday, but it would be WAY to funny to not piss my pants. I smoke and every morning i make gutteral noises, lets hook up then. PSS: "so this will be my last post to you, as this is getting above stupid now." PSSS: haha - Mon, 18 Oct 2004 9:11am | ||
| miss personality User Info... | I think *Anonymous* has really lost it. - Mon, 18 Oct 2004 10:06am | ||
| Mutilashawn User Info... | In Lou's defence he is a wicked vocalist. Plus if you find the term 'guttural' humourous in the context of death metal, then you really should not be arguing the topic. - Mon, 18 Oct 2004 12:30pm | ||
| Pierce User Info... | In Lou's defense. How about you all shut the fuck up already. Geesh. - Mon, 18 Oct 2004 1:12pm | ||
| ML7Mike User Info... |  Ok, we'll be your imaginary jamspot neighbours. Along with Motley 2, Allfather, Gorilla Monsoon and Desensitized :D ( all of the above being imaginary bands ) - Mon, 18 Oct 2004 1:31pm | ||
| PrincessP User Info... |  Oh yeah and who gives a rats ass. You keep doing what your doing doo doo. It's not worth your time! - Mon, 18 Oct 2004 7:04pm | ||
| Akylore User Info... | "You might have a heart attack or something! Now, when do I get a date?/w\" OK, now I'm REALLY jealous... - Tue, 19 Oct 2004 12:50am | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | Princess, she can't be that much of a slut. She sent me a scented letter with real hand writting saying how she wasn't ready for a fake relationship. I am so pretend crushed :( - Tue, 19 Oct 2004 12:59am | ||
| DOO DOO User Info... | Yes, she sent me a scented letter too. It smelled like shit. What was she pretending to be thinking? - Tue, 19 Oct 2004 10:30am | ||
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