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Band Names That Don't exist but should.
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| Brand X Jesse User Info... |  A Band Named Sue Ambilical Corderoy The Triple Ex-Bible Thumpers any others you guys can think up? - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 2:25pm | ||
| Fableway User Info... | liquid courage - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 4:33pm | ||
| Fableway User Info... | anal pubes and anarchy fetish of the lord balm of dog gunther's enterprise - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 4:33pm | ||
| Demen Ted User Info... | The runs. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 4:47pm | ||
| Masturbating The War God User Info... | My friend's short lived band, Langford's own LIQUID COURAGE!! They play 2 shows I think, even had a cd. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 5:21pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | I like all of Fableway's suggestions. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 8:09pm | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | The Hilary Duff Of Grindcore Violence Begets Violence Rope - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 10:14pm | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | hahahaha... Olaz, The Hillary Duff of Grindcore makes me smile! - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 10:18pm | ||
| D�d[]Sanger User Info... | Jeffrey Dahmer and the sex-zombies - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 10:27pm | ||
| aleris User Info... | ZombiePornoMovie.... - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 11:11pm | ||
| YERMOMSMOM User Info... | chicks suck dicks emocore deluxe the necropheliacs lol the runs - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 12:02am | ||
| Colin Sick User Info... | I always thought taking a famous band and translating it to french would be funny, example: The monkey = Les Cynges - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 12:26am | ||
| Fableway User Info... | the runs is sweet, and thats cool there was a liquid courage, i kinda figured there would be. thanx curmudgeon ill think of some more for you. oh and those names are not copyright so feel free to employ them as your band's name (id be stoked actually). ps did anyone get "balm of dog" its a word jumble - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 12:26am | ||
| princess p User Info... | How bout' girl bands called PISS FLAPS THE BLEEDERS GLORY GAP - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 4:09am | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | Colin, you're French idea is brilliant. Princess, you could go for something more family orientated like The Cycles or something. - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 6:57pm | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | Which springs to mind Vic.'s very own, very special Menstrual Sponge ('91-92?). Ah, Maxine and Sandy never knew they had it so good..... - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 11:48pm | ||
| The One After Two User Info... | How about Fuck Plug? - Mon, 26 Jul 2004 12:07am | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | Speaking of pluck fugs, how about Sommerville Rising? I was recently stricken with the memory of the little ponce - in the video where's he's constantly whining "Tell me why?" - floating like christ, soaring way up in the air, singing. - Mon, 26 Jul 2004 11:53pm | ||
| Fableway User Info... | horses and howitzers - Wed, 28 Jul 2004 5:13pm | ||
| Chryst_al_Mighty User Info... | I wont take credit for thinking it up - but ill take credit for posting it ;P My Kill Dunahee - Wed, 28 Jul 2004 8:33pm | ||
| aleris User Info... | woah... lawsuit.... - Thu, 29 Jul 2004 12:56am | ||
| Pierce User Info... | ahhh, yes that fine line of "tasteful/not tasteful" - Sat, 31 Jul 2004 10:32pm | ||
| kittykat666 User Info... | tasteless is DEFFINITLY the way to go... everytime!!! - Sun, 1 Aug 2004 1:45am | ||
| vinyl_villain User Info... | HARi and the nosebleeds - Mon, 2 Aug 2004 12:52am | ||
| METALNECK User Info... | Mike Hunt and the Beavers - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 2:30pm | ||
| Rubber Box User Info... | Ben Derover and Stan Donerhair - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 2:39pm | ||
| Fableway User Info... | thats hilaaaaarious. haha, my kill dunahee i hope his mom isnt reading this. - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 6:27pm | ||
| The Judge User Info... | Weet Cheetum & Howe (lawyers) Gyno's Cervix Station Crystal Meth o dist Church - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 11:26pm | ||
| Rex User Info... | btw Colin... though your idea is great your french is terrible les cygnes (not cynges)= the swans (and unless it's a emo band...) the monkeys= les "singes" (not to nitpick... i just hate it when people get french wrong out of ignorance to look it up) anyways... here's my 3 the dirty nurses glass shaft this could be you - Fri, 6 Aug 2004 12:04pm | ||
| kayleigh User Info... | I was gonna point that out! I like the sound of "the Reefers" makes me think of home... - Fri, 6 Aug 2004 9:21pm | ||
| D�d[]Sanger User Info... | (and unless it's a emo band...) I hate it when people forget to put the N after the A ;) - Sat, 7 Aug 2004 1:00am | ||
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| KnifeGhost User Info... | Anonymous/Kayleigh, I would going to point that out, too, but I dont' want him kicking me out of the band.... I also didn't want to sound smug.... - Sun, 8 Aug 2004 9:08pm | ||
| Saul User Info... | The best name that doesn't exist must have all four members of the band bald and they can call themselves the four skins! - Thu, 12 Aug 2004 8:44pm | ||
| Autumn User Info... | dialtegot yalpew long but true for oh so many bands - Thu, 12 Aug 2004 10:11pm | ||
| ryan_cynic User Info... | Cunt Cock - Sun, 15 Aug 2004 10:54am | ||
| Isolation Ride User Info... | Split Beaver....Killer Bozo - Fri, 20 Aug 2004 1:44pm | ||
| SweetGrass User Info... | A PatchyFog... Pat Bay and the Highways... i 4 Get - Fri, 20 Aug 2004 2:14pm | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | The Four Skins exist..... I can't remember if they're all Jewish, or White Power skinheads..... Update: Turns out I was only partly right...... http://nostalgiacentral.com/music/4skins.htm http://www.panzerfaust.com/forum/showthread.php?p=13216#post13216 They were a (supposedly) non-racist Oi band, but the White Power crowd loves 'em..... - Fri, 20 Aug 2004 11:20pm | ||
| Lucius User Info... | How's about Worm Burpers! or Burpin the Worm. Hmmm - Fri, 27 Aug 2004 1:47pm | ||
| misfit User Info... | Re: dod-sanger The Jeffrey Dahmer Experiance - Sat, 28 Aug 2004 10:49am | ||
| H User Info... | Big Gay Hat - Fri, 10 Sep 2004 2:47pm | ||
| archenemy User Info... | big gay hat is AMAZING! but how about you let this one tickle your testies. "JEW SLAPPING NIGGER LYNCHERS! to the max!" - Fri, 10 Sep 2004 7:42pm | ||
| [+} User Info... | kathleen turner overdrive. - Fri, 10 Sep 2004 8:56pm | ||
| vinyl_villain User Info... | for the record the 4skins are NOT racist, not in the least, their a trad oi band. - Sat, 11 Sep 2004 12:43am | ||
| Mark User Info... | i fucking hate the english. and browsing on that panzerfaust site made me hate them more. id now like to make a further comment and state that the sex pistols were the lamest punk band ever. if i had i time machine id go back to the 70s and beat the crap out of the whole band. - Sat, 11 Sep 2004 1:12am | ||
| colin sic User Info... | Ryan, vous êtes hors de la bande ! - Sun, 12 Sep 2004 10:57pm | ||
| User User Info... | Penetration - Mon, 13 Sep 2004 12:04am | ||
| dirk User Info... | kicked in the skull subliminal ninjas prognosis halitosis the worst jabba the butt the evenstevens jimbo and the fuckstix - Tue, 14 Sep 2004 2:19pm | ||
| Myka User Info... | Jabba the Butt! That fucking rules!! - Tue, 21 Sep 2004 8:47pm | ||
| de mayo User Info... |  | ||
| muddy fawker User Info... | a cunning array of stunts. -- for service in french please press 2 -- - Wed, 22 Sep 2004 5:28am | ||
| hypertone User Info... | I Fistfucked a Goth Chick - Fri, 24 Sep 2004 12:08am | ||
| I|I User Info... |  | ||
| Demen Ted User Info... | subliminal ninjas. jabba the butt. A Band Named Sue. The runs. Balm of Dog. Gottsa be the best ones on here - Fri, 24 Sep 2004 8:08am | ||
| Name/Alias User Info... | Mullet murkin. - Fri, 24 Sep 2004 6:44pm | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | Kenny, I _said_ they weren't racist (supposedly, I haven't read any lyrics or interview to see for myself), but the White Power crowd _does_ love them..... Y'know, Kenny, even non-racist skinheads can be douchebags..... - Tue, 28 Sep 2004 5:13pm | ||
| Fableway User Info... | this is my new one: OCTAVION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (must have exclamations) - Tue, 28 Sep 2004 8:16pm | ||
| PrincessP User Info... | Demmon ted: "band named sue" ...tee hee ;) I love that! Mark Don't piss on the sex pistols, piss on good charlette - Wed, 29 Sep 2004 6:36pm | ||
| Demen Ted User Info... | Hey hey, props to Brand X Jesse, I just summed up my favourites. - Sat, 9 Oct 2004 11:50am | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | Gerry Only? - Mon, 25 Oct 2004 5:03pm | ||
| User User Info... | Dylan Klebold and the Six Shooters Aunty Christ - Fri, 29 Oct 2004 1:14am | ||
| charliewierd User Info... | i knew a dickhead who was in love with the bandname "Stillborn Lovers" dickhead - tee hee - how bout "dickhead and the jimmy hats" or "baby made a caca" thats how some of our rehearsals sound and i suggested to our drummer thats what we should call our band if we kept it up. or for those fans of alcohol inspired names - "bender" "lush" or "juicer" theres always "the steak drapes" mmmmmmmmmmm steaaaaaaakk draaaaaaapes aaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghghghghlhglhghlhlhhhlhlllll Homer! - Sun, 31 Oct 2004 7:06am | ||
| Zippgunn User Info... | Buster Hymen and the marichinos (sp?) Turgid Drones Turd Burglars Halford (said with a thick German accent) and two that I stole from Neckbeard: Monster Tweedy Klugman Strength of Ten Vampires - Sun, 31 Oct 2004 10:49am | ||
| Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | Zippgunn: I think you'll have to arm-wrestle with Carolyn over the "Klugman" thing. I still might have my SOTV tape kicking around. Cal and Bridgett toyed with the idea of a project called "Drumbit". (something about her wearing all leather or something.) - Sun, 31 Oct 2004 11:34am | ||
| dirk User Info... | the kneeslappers bebop & the rocksteadys killin' villains frumpnugget spare any change ricardo & the tasty treats beanhole sweaty & the armpits - Sat, 6 Nov 2004 4:46pm | ||
| Jamie Greer User Info... | Missy Elliott Smith (could be emo-hip hop?) Mos Def Leppard (hair-hop) or Huggy Bunny Is Rabid Dog (this is a slogan spray painted on the sidewalk near my house. i thought it sounded like a band who would open for Death Cab For Cutie)... - Tue, 9 Nov 2004 8:45am | ||
| \m/ User Info... | or local band ideas Meat Locker & The Seven Dwarves Will & Grace Nocturnal Milf-Inflicted - Thu, 18 Nov 2004 7:28pm | ||
| Shluffy User Info... | Threesomes with Grandma The Dead Insurgents - Mon, 22 Nov 2004 8:05pm | ||
| zac User Info... | Liquid Courage. Didnt they change their name to Nick and the Nick's? i remember seeing them a loong time ago at the now deceased Langford Youth Hall... Yeah, thats right, Langford. uhh.... \m/...? - Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:23am | ||
| Don Cherry User Info... | The Genitals - Tue, 30 Nov 2004 12:08am | ||
| Bladge User Info... | theset - Tue, 30 Nov 2004 3:57am | ||
| gino User Info... | how bout: Lunker sock baby goat roper 50 yard rope toss - Tue, 30 Nov 2004 5:42am | ||
| The Cause User Info... | triple threat Anna Jones Captain No Score and the Handsome Wingmen knife twister empty cartridge the reflex the moe syzlaks sharks always win they eat tigers dont they? tainted evidence army of small robots - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 1:33am | ||
| DestroyeR User Info... | Triple threat is taken. Hellcaraxe (grinding ice in sindarian) I plan to use this one ;Death, or grind The Cavemen ;folk, or rock Drunk Fucks ;thrash, or rock Zeds Dead ;surf, rockabilly, or heavy Banshi ;Black Angel Killer-47 ;hardcore, Rap Some peoples kids ;Punk or emo - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 7:50pm | ||
| Dave Slaughter User Info... | meatlocker 8 - Wed, 8 Dec 2004 11:50pm | ||
| Natalie User Info... | meatlocker 8 is impressively original. - Thu, 9 Dec 2004 3:46pm | ||
| Jaron Evil User Info... |  Ewok Warfare \m/ - Mon, 13 Dec 2004 6:42pm | ||
| XY-SATAN User Info... | Welfare Wednesday The PUKE FUCK SHIT experience The Anal blowhards Dead penis fallatio I love the government Kill the band - Mon, 13 Dec 2004 6:56pm | ||
| K.Kaos User Info... |  Yeah - I am the Queen, all bow in respect! - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 10:55am | ||
| XY-SATAN User Info... | Look at that little bugger GO !! I'll bow to the queen, but I've been a bad boy of late and may be in need for a good thrashing ! - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 1:26pm | ||
| Troutbreath User Info... | Rings around Uranus Inflagrante Delicto Fester The Fornicators Flesh Wad Mungo Lloyd and the Tard The resentments - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 5:12pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | HELLO AGAIN LANCEY, CAN I CALL YOU LANCEY? WELL, I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF LOOKING AT THAT, GLAD YOU LIKED IT. I FUCKIN AMUSE MYSELF SO FABULOUSLY. - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 5:17pm | ||
| XY-SATAN User Info... | You can call me what ever the fuck you want , as long as you scream it while you orgasm ! Bring it on biotch ! I'll be slapping your ass in no time ! - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 8:50pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | My oh my! You are a little naughty one arent cha??!! Not too bad for an oldie, but a goodie! Besides, it's B I want smacking my ass anyways. Sorry I was long returning this message, had a fight in book reviews, where the fuck were you to smash that boy with your big meat hooks anyways? He made me cry, actually, I have to go get another tissue. See you this weekend? I know, I know, I'll call. - Wed, 15 Dec 2004 9:05pm | ||
| Death's Head User Info... | well since it's that time of year again, a good novelty band would be "X-mas list for Satan" and there one and only hit single would be "anal bead necklace". i'd buy it. - Thu, 16 Dec 2004 11:05pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | I always thought Metal Mind sounded kinda cool - Sun, 26 Dec 2004 5:31pm | ||
| Natalie User Info... | black ice..this created when i slipped walking in heels today - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:49pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... |  ~K - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:59pm | ||
| Natalie User Info... | slipping occurred because i have this habit of wearing entirely sexy black stilettos. i suppose you wouldnt slip in ripped as shit vans. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:44am | ||
| Onemosphere User Info... | Small Wombats with Big Zippers Johnny Wonderful and the Surfside Pillbugs Father Fagget and the Altar Boys - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 3:55pm | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | You haven't seen my chucks so fuck off! Yet, you have the uncanny knowledge to know they're ripped to shit! Ewww, now you got me picturing you in those sexy Stiletto's. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 6:12pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | KimberlyKaos would actually be a pretty good name for a band - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 10:31am | ||
| Kimberleykaos User Info... | Thank you, I agree. I plan on using it for my music stardom. - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 10:32am | ||
| Big bird User Info... | The Squat Team Clitty litter (always a classic!) The Dripping Frizbees - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 6:02pm | ||
| lucifurious User Info... | never-essence - Fri, 7 Jan 2005 3:52am | ||
| MURDALIZER User Info... | Black Wicked & The Deadlies Squeelmerchant Brewer's Droop Dirty Sanchez & The Cleaveland Steamers Hitler's Jewish Dominatrix PorridgeCannon Jesus Christ & His Disciples KungFuton SonofHibachi I got a million of them. - Wed, 12 Jan 2005 7:56pm | ||
| the pine tree savage User Info... | fecal face - Sun, 16 Jan 2005 5:34pm | ||
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