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5 worst Victoria band names, regardless of their actual music
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Curmudgeon Rocker
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Pink Steel
Sundogsun
Daddy's Hands
Delicious Face
Candy
Muster'd Punt

O.k. make that six, for fuck's sake.
I mean - COME ON.......Seriously: weak, gay uber-weakness. Also, did I mention fucking gay? - Sat, 17 Jul 2004 11:00pm
The One After Two
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Daddy's Hands could be sinister...

Lyrics
I remember daddy�s hands.
Folded silently in prayer,
And reaching out to hold me,
when I had a nightmare.
You could read quite a story,
In the callouses and lines,
Years of work and worry,
Had left their mark behind.

VERSE
I remember daddy�s hands,
How they held my mama tight,
And patted my back,
For something done right,
There are things that I�ve forgotten,
That I learned about that man,
But I�ll always remember
The love in daddy�s hands.

CHORUS
Daddy�s hands were soft and kind when I was crying
Daddy�s hands were hard as steel when I�d done wrong,
Daddy�s hands weren�t always gentle,
But I�ve come to understand,
There was always love in daddy�s hands.

VERSE
I remember daddy�s hands,
Working till they bled,
Sacrificed unselfishly,
Just to keep us all fed,
If I could do things over,
I�d live my life again,
And never take for granted,
The love in daddy�s hands.

CHORUS

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There was always love in daddy�s hands,
Daddy�s hands - Sat, 17 Jul 2004 11:55pm
Gman
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too bad they don't have a song called dave's face

g - Sun, 18 Jul 2004 1:52pm
The Other Nick
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3 words:

BETTER
THAN
JESUS

its a personal opinion thing, the awesomeness of jesus. Personally, i dont like the character, so, lots of things are better than him. like cream cheese. id have to say cream cheese is better than jesus. can you spread jesus on a cracker for a mid-day snack? no you can't...but cream cheese! You can spread that all over shit. - Sun, 18 Jul 2004 5:08pm
Perpetual_Burn
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Maybe if they'd left him on the crucifix for a few months. Spreadable savior! - Sun, 18 Jul 2004 5:52pm
Aeron Zero
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Why would you spead cream cheese all over shit?
Crackers, bagels i can understand, but that's just naaasty. - Sun, 18 Jul 2004 6:12pm
Nik Olaz
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Twiceborn
Bloody Gore Death
Second Last
Lythic Blue
The Price Is Right - Sun, 18 Jul 2004 8:49pm
Cheeky
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DELICIOUS FACE ROCKED! - Sun, 18 Jul 2004 9:09pm
Maggot brain
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coiler
shiner
delicious face
moneyshot
Roxslyde
stiff proposition
twiceborn - Sun, 18 Jul 2004 11:39pm
Kris North
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The Madd Hatters is just plain lame. - Mon, 19 Jul 2004 10:07am
Kris North
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Yea so I'm in it...who cares? - Mon, 19 Jul 2004 10:07am
Sandor
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BetterThanJesus is actually the worst band name in all of the galaxy. I was really partial to "KillChrist"...but NOOOO, Keefer wanted something with "meaning".....what meaning is there in our shitty band name. Fuck you guys..I quit! - Mon, 19 Jul 2004 11:20am
The One After Two
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My Project Blue
Blue Mondae or Monday or something
Lythic Blue

Get away from the Blue - Mon, 19 Jul 2004 9:04pm
Masturbating The War God
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Who is Bloody Gore Death? I hope that they are DEATH fans. - Tue, 20 Jul 2004 8:43am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Pigment Vehicle. Talk about a LITERALLY arty-fartsy name. - Tue, 20 Jul 2004 8:45am
Fableway
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cream cheese is way better than any savior, even buddha, maybe not john smith but definitely better than jesus - Tue, 20 Jul 2004 9:57pm
vinyl_villain
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fableway.

hands down. - Tue, 20 Jul 2004 10:31pm
brad
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"Pigment Vehicle. Talk about a LITERALLY arty-fartsy name."

shit..why do I always forget about these guys when trying to list off the best of Victoria etc.... the song "I AM" ruled...never forget seeing these guys live and the drummer ripping it up AND singing at the same time. MR.C.Rocker.you should be ashamed....tsk ..fucking tsk..!!! - Tue, 20 Jul 2004 11:37pm
x Buddy x
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-Smoked Out Brainzzz
-Bloody Gore Death
-Organsplatter
-xHitchx
-Delicious Face - Wed, 21 Jul 2004 1:57am
KnifeGhost
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My Project: Blue is from Vancouver....

I've _always_ hated the name Allfather..... - Wed, 21 Jul 2004 2:06am
Perpetual_Burn
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Organsplatter is the most beautiful name I've heard since Intestinal Disgorge. - Wed, 21 Jul 2004 3:11am
Nik Olaz
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hey x Buddy x those guys in Bloody Gore Death are fucking lunatics. I'm serious. Once I called their lead singer a "dupe" and he sucker punched me in the ribcage...but i don't think he uses the internet, so i guess you're safe. - Thu, 22 Jul 2004 2:17am
Sandor
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA> Those guys are fuckin underground, like were talking sub-mantle...like somewhere near the oil reserves. - Thu, 22 Jul 2004 10:17am
Zippgunn
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Unbelievable! Nobody mentioned the Special Guests! Or Ramfunksious! Or Jazzberry Ram! Back all of you! Back I say! - Thu, 22 Jul 2004 2:16pm
The One After Two
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Oh thats too funny. The Special Guests went without saying, thats way they dropped it (I hope).

I thought Jazzberry Ram was a joke. IN junior high their was a band by the Kurt Cobain burnouts called Jazzberry Jam that performed Nirvana covers at every talent show... goodtimes.

My bad knifeghost, My Project Blue is not a Vic band :) - Thu, 22 Jul 2004 10:27pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Has Jeffrey Sez been mentioned? - Thu, 22 Jul 2004 10:38pm
Mr. Hell
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The Perish
Solid 7
Xlr8
Dad-Vertisement
Elephant Island
Playground Hero
Cataclysm {c'mon now...}
Crepitus {again, c'mon now...}
The Raygun
la drama
Jacoby {I hate Papa Roach, so I hate this name}
Snif
The Swiss - Fri, 23 Jul 2004 4:59pm
SpeNxoR .|.
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Meatlocker 7 - sounds like the name of a gay bar.
hot hot heat - that name also sounds like a gay bar. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 11:22am
Masturbating The War God
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Isn't it past your bedtime Spencer? - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 12:06pm
SpeNxoR .|.
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dennys, your more brutal then your moms vigina. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 12:14pm
Masturbating The War God
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After you've had your go at it! - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 1:46pm
ML7Mike
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Nothing is as gay as people who use fake names and make posts praising themselves on message boards - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 1:48pm
Mr. Hell
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No. The gayest thing is taking the name of a defunct local band and reusing it only 3 years after they broke up and then denying you took it.
And I would agree with Spencer Fake Poster/Self-Praiser more if we were Meatlocker 69...perhaps a name change is in order? - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 8:15pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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You're right, Mr. Hell - Playground Hero truly has to be one of the most motherfuckingly revoltingest piece of gutter-puking-shit bandnames that ever dared to walk the face of this earth. I think I would kill them if I met them. And the volleyball team above - I'd kill them too. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 8:19pm
D�d[]Sanger
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Dad-vertisement... I'm still laughing at that one!

Meatlicker 69 sounds like a ripper lesbo strip bar to me!!

*Marketing lightbulbs start lighting up in me thick, chromed-over skull* - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 10:16pm
ML7Mike
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Ive heard them all, trust me :D

.. - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 10:52am
SpeNxoR .|.
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i thougth we were just joking around here MR Hell? don't get you pink pantys in a knote! - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 12:33pm
Masturbating The War God
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Was at the cabin in sooke lastnight, Hayley said you're back in a week? - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 1:00pm
Mr. Hell
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You're thinking of Quin. - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 5:48pm
ML7Mike
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Quinch - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 7:48pm
moron
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Ahhhh but you forget. . .

Vicious Fish
Trouble Iz
Crucified Innocence (and they weren't even a Goth band)

I kinda have a fetish at the moment for the Trouble Iz poster. . .reminds me of the rash of Radiant Leader posters that were making the rounds for a while. I have a colour one on my fridge in fact.

=)

Cheers - Mon, 26 Jul 2004 1:18pm
Son of Mogh
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moneyshot - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 1:10am
Myka
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no one mentioned the Banned.

Limestone
Soy
Alcoholic White Trash
Dayglo Abortions (really.... think aboutit.) - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 1:04pm
KnifeGhost
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I'm actually disappointed that nobody mentioned either of my bands.......

That said.... Acting Ensign? Fuck Star Trek.... That shit ain't real..... Star Wars is life..... - Wed, 4 Aug 2004 2:20am
Ty Stranglehold
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And since Star Wars is life, it's sad that no one mentioned The Jizzwailers - Sun, 8 Aug 2004 11:51pm
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