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Roar Of Fire
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does one know how to get a annoying horny guy to leave them alone? i have one bugging me right now, and ignoring him doesn't work, it just makes him want to call me more. the guy is 21, has never been laid or had a girl friend and is driving me crazy. i don't want to date someone who's never been in love or let alone a virgin. i don't want a boy, i want a man who knows what what he wants, not a boy who hasn't experinced life. i don't want to be anyones first anything. Rrrr! to make it better he's always depressed and his friends are emailing me telling me that he misses me. i used to work with him and he asked me to hang out. i only hung out with guy twice out of work and he says misses me. fuck. he's not even my type! i just want him to leave me alone and i don't think killing him would solve anything. lol. anyone have advice? - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 12:24pm
Shaggy
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Order of protection is a nice place to start. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 12:52pm
Mutilashawn
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Um . . . How's about you kill hi- oh wait, shit. Hmm well I'm all our of ideas. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 12:57pm
Rubber Box
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Invite him over while your fucking another guy. Its either that or kill him. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 2:09pm
ROSS B AY
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Fuck his best bro. And his dad. Or mom. Then give me the video tape. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 2:29pm
Roar Of Fire
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i was thinking it would be pretty funny to take a craping in his front yard, but that would just make him think that i'm marking my territory. hahahaa. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 2:57pm
Rubber Box
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Now by 'front yard' you mean face right? Nothing will scare off a virgin like a little scat action. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 3:19pm
Pooetry
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Ross Bay- I'm happy to see you've moved on to harrass someone else besides me. But for cryin' out loud, don't lie about your age. You're not 21. You're closer to 41, pal. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 3:40pm
Broccoli
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Tell him your moving to Surry. Or, the Fecalfeliac thing sounds reliable: that'd scare me off if I was a Virgin. Or just tell him straight up that you think he is a loser.

If your lucky maybe he will see this post. Send some links to his Friends, let them figure out what to do with depresio. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 9:26pm
V
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I'm willing to bet if he sees this post he will feel like utter shit. Just tell him NO straight up. Be like: Sorry guy, but no. He'll get over it eventually. That's when you kill him. - Thu, 17 Jun 2004 12:54am
_Griphin_
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I used to get lovesick all the time, just be honest with him, but don't be too cruel. He'll probably get over it in a few days (I know I did whenever I got lovesick, hence why I enjoy being single now, it ain't worth feeling like that). - Thu, 17 Jun 2004 12:30pm
jay brown
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I was just about to say that you have to be straight up with Griphin cause he doesnt get subtlety but I see he already read the post. - Thu, 17 Jun 2004 9:49pm
Rubber Box
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But.......21? - Sat, 19 Jun 2004 2:06am
Mr. Hell
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Tell him that you'll post his name and phone number on here if he doesn't leave you alone. When he doesn't leave you alone, he will receive some of the weirdest, most fucked-up phone calls ever in the history of telecommunications. - Tue, 22 Jun 2004 4:14pm
Chryst_al_Mighty
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Ive got a solution for you...introduce him to crack... then hell be too busy trying to "score" he wont have anytime to stalk you anymore. - Tue, 22 Jun 2004 4:47pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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My advice is to tell him you used to be a man.


My girlfriends advice is to always have someone else answer the phone and when he asks for you they tell him that you're dead. (although he was apparently a tad surprised when he ran into her a few months later downtown!) - Tue, 22 Jun 2004 8:12pm
Ace
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get him drunk and passed out - CASTRATION RULES! - Mon, 28 Jun 2004 3:24am
ML7Mike
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Just have sex with him, he wont want to hang around after that.. - Tue, 29 Jun 2004 10:45am
eboner
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i hope you didnt expect to get serious responses to that post. - Wed, 30 Jun 2004 3:47pm
User
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Be a sport and just give him some pussy, and act real weird when you have sex. Say wierd things like "yeah dude, do it faster man! This rocks!! Sex with you is far out brother!" And make sure you don't shower or brush your teeth for 3 days prior to the sex. He won't bother you anymore, he's no longer a virgin, everybody's happy. - Wed, 30 Jun 2004 8:05pm
Autumn
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either you could do it the hard and nice way by telling him to fuck off... or.... block his phone number and his e-mail and his friends e-mail's and when you run into him make him your "secret squirrel" and tell him all about guys you like and make him get thier numbers for you. then if he makes a move act like you were convinced he was gay and yell at him for using and misleading you. - Wed, 14 Jul 2004 7:51pm
The One After Two
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best post ever. - Wed, 14 Jul 2004 10:02pm
kay
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Say you're going away for a couple of months to like...china or something, block him on the internet and get someone else to answer the phone, and before you "leave" introduce him to someone you know is sad and desperate and the two of them will live happily ever after - Thu, 15 Jul 2004 6:58pm
ROSS B AY
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find out where he lives, then sneak in there when he's passed out and cut him in half with a chainsaw. Put the pieces in seperate duffel bags and drop them each off at differant locations of the Salvation Army. Of course video tape the whole thing and send it to his folks. And grandparents. Keep the head in the deep freeze for a while, then thaw it out and mail it to the Times Colonist in a plastic garbage bag inside a duct taped box. - Thu, 15 Jul 2004 8:02pm
Libertine
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i think the drunk and castration part would be good. keep the penis for a week, letting it get slightly decomposed and put it in a bag then leave it in his flyer box on his house. you should leave a note with it saying "i've had better, good luck next time." i think he might get the hint then. hahaha. - Fri, 16 Jul 2004 10:34am
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