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Crackwhore / Goatsblood / Iskra / Mass Grave / Chuck Norris @ The Underwear Farm 6/4
Message Board > Show Reviews > Crackwhore / Goatsblood / Iskra / Mass Grave / Chuck Norris @ The Underwear Farm 6/4
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Matt Smith
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For those of you that didn't make it last night, you missed quite the spectacle. The proceedings kicked off peacefully enough with Chuck Norris, Mass Grave and Iskra performing short crust sets. Iskra stood out in my mind with their brand of controlled chaos, dual screaming vocalists who sounded almost identical live and blackened light-speed riffery interspersed with devastating breakdowns. Needless to say they got the crowd moshing. Goatsblood doled out a sonic beatdown to all those remaining, their versions of tracks taken from their Drull album sounding even slower and more feedback-drenched in the live setting if that's humanly possible. Of course they fucking destroyed their equipment for the denouement as usual! We're lucky to have one of the best sludgecore acts right here in Vancity, definitely one of my favourite local live bands. Goatsblood may seem slightly out of place on a bill with three political grind bands, but Crackwhore stuck out like a sore thumb. This is where the fun began.

Everything seemed to be smooth sailing until someone requested some between song banter while they were taking care of a minor sonic difficulty. Connor started in with the typical misogynist bitch-baiting, which failed to get a rise out of the crowd, so before launching into the next song he asked if there were any non-white folks in the audience. I felt my stomach sink when only one dude raised his hand. He just said hey, right on and cracked about being a huge George Bush supporter and something about Iraqis, but in an obviously sardonic manner. This caused non-white boy to leave. I could kind of understand how he might have felt singled-out or out of place or whatever, but he marched back in with a few punker bitches to back him up.

I recognized one of them as having displayed a total lack of mosh-pit etiquette earlier on and smelled trouble a-brewin'. She spit on Connor, then grabbed the mic cord and started yanking on it while shrieking, "No! No!", refusing to let go while he continued to grunt away on the other end. After realizing she wasn't going to get anywhere she proceeded to pull his hair and punch out about half the crowd! None of the guys hit back, (although a few of the ladies did), but I'm sure no one would have held it against them if they had. The really insane part was that in the span of 5 minutes the singer's comment had gone from, "hey, right on!" to "if you're not white, get the fuck out", according to the cronies/crones. It was a like a fucking kindergarten game of Telephone. This pathetic display of idiocy went on and on even after it was explained to them that the band was about humour and offending people purposely a la Anal Cunt, until finally the owner came in and stopped the show, kicking everyone out. I left immediately, but apparently afterwards the girl apologized. I'm sorry, but IMHO sorry doesn't cut it; many metalheads aren't a bunch of Xtians eager to forgive you for your sins. This garbage is detrimental to the scene, and if it keeps happening we're going to lose precious venues and support. Metal has a pretty good track record when compared to the club and hip-hop scenes, so lets not fuck it up. - Sat, 5 Jun 2004 12:46pm
KK Downingsyndrome
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That was a wonderful show. I was the guy who called for in-between song banter knowing full well what it would do. I also got hit in the teeth by one of the chicks and I deserved it. Afterwards, it is true that the girls apologized to all involved.

Goatsblood never fails to impress me and that night was no exception. Iskra got me interested enough to see them in a better venue (sightline-wise). Mass Grave were better than I remember, very tight. I missed Chuck Norris, sorry.

My teeth are still loose, bitch. And for the record, Metalheads can be very forgiving. I was, and I didn't hit a bitch for once. - Sun, 6 Jun 2004 2:08am
SentencedtoBurn
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Fuck! I reeeeally wanted to check this show out, but alas, work commitments made it impossible. "What...do you feed a pig?" Crackwhore rules. - Sun, 6 Jun 2004 5:33am
rP
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Its worth noting that Crackwhore features 3 current/former members of Abuse, and one member of Tard & Myopia.

Yup, pretty crazy night. I wrote elsewhere that the spectacle was even worth missing a full set of music for. Its rare for me to say something like that.

And apparently Goatsblood actually did suffer a bunch of injuries at the end of their set. Gee, ya think, what with flying gear and bodies colliding everywhere? - Mon, 7 Jun 2004 6:12am
meat
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I had a great time at the show, till crackwhore went on. I actually left when they made a joke about "bitchs". I refuse to let some stupid meat-headed-testosterone-fulled idiot jokes spoil my night. so i left. i dont condone the violence that followed however, but i dont think that making fun of women and non-white people is very funny. I think that the other bands were great, and well worth my trip to van. - Mon, 7 Jun 2004 3:29pm
Jason
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"but i dont think that making fun of women and non-white people is very funny"

you just dont fucking get it, do you?

It's humour! It also serves the purpose of pointing out who's too stupid to figure it out (like the girls who had to resort to violence to make their "points"). I don't know, maybe you sewed your Conflict patch on too tight, but some of the best social criticism out there is done in the form of humour.

Too bad PC ideaology is just as blinding as anything you can find in the far right.

dumb fucks, I wanted more Crackwhore.

I also enjoyed iskra and goatsblood, good sets. - Tue, 8 Jun 2004 12:09pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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I hear Trevor is still using the name Abuse with the band he's in. - Tue, 8 Jun 2004 2:00pm
meat
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nice one jayson. ha ha ha....you would think that shit is funny. being a white-canadian male. next time think of how the non-white person feels being singled out like that. not very cool. or ask any woman how she really feels being called a bitch. not good when it comes from some dick who obvoiusly has no respect for women. besides theres alot of other things way funnier....like star trek. - Tue, 8 Jun 2004 5:15pm
OftenBongSoong
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yeah meat.. fuck your dumb! don't you know that singling out a non'white person and causign them to leave a concert is actually really cool and smart thing to do. bitches?!?! - Tue, 8 Jun 2004 6:57pm
meat
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i'll single you out OBS, with a shive to the abdomen... - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 4:04am
hesher
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Hey guys I booked the show. I like everything from militant vegan crust and grind to the brutalest goregrind with the sickest lyrics. I picked all these bands because they are all fucking talented musicians and great people. I am not condoning what was said. Actually I have no idea what was said cause I was outside blazing a fat jizoint. I asked cw to play because I saw them play live once before and they were fucking amazing. period. When I saw them play there was no bullshit stage banter ( which I think is lame as fuck when any one does it) just killer grind. Had I known that some thing like this might happen I might have reconsidered having them play. But Life isn;t always a pretty little basket of flowers all tied up in a bow for us to mosh out to and point our finger at.
thanks
hesh - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 5:23am
sewnflesh
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i am sure it was a great show.. and i am sure crackwhore are insane grindcore.. i wasn't even at the show. but i won't argue with a friend who says she felt insulted by comments made by a band. either way.. i'm not shit talking, i don't know anybody from crackwhore.. just an interesting way of doing things if its supposed to be "social criticism".. i wouldn't say i am pc at all .. but i do realize that words can be violent as well as actions. shit happens.. things get said and taken the wrong way mabye.. i don't fucking know. i am still bummed that i missed goatsbloods last set in a long time... fuck!! i heard this was a really good show.. hopefully that doesn't discourage you from puttin on more all agers hesh.

*packs the pipe

yeah.. i wish life was a pretty basket of flowers all tied up in a bow. - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 5:44am
hesher
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Ya Goatsblood were sick. I actually have a minidisc recording of their show that turned out really good sounding. can you say ebay?

Sorry if your friend had hurt feelings. Sucks how some thing stupid can ruin a great night. This doesn't discourage me from doing allages shows at all. (HEADHITSCONCRETE and FUCK THE FACTS AUG 26 ha ha) Maybe I will just use better judgement and take in to consideration more than just (YA DUDE BRUTAL GRIND MAN). - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 5:58am
hesher
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speaking of pretty little flowers.

The grind band of the same name (pretty little flower) is supposed to be coming up here for a show at the end of june. - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 9:12am
Blair
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Shit, we (goatsblood) played with PLF in texas..great band great guys! - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 10:48am
KK Downingsyndrome
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I'll be down with the Fuck the Facts show for sure. Hesh, keep us informed and post it on the bloodred board.

And as for Conner, vocalist for Crackwhore and longtime friend, he's married (there goes the respect for women thing), and has friends spanning the rainbow of race (that is, if you're still dumb enough to pay attention to the colour of a person's skin), so out goes the rascist thing. He's probably the nicest person I know and we share the exact same humour. I thought what happened that night was hilarious, even after I got punched twice in the teeth. I've rarely had such a good time.

So shut yo nigger lips, bitches. - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 11:40am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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WHAT?!?!?! HHC coming here in August?!?! Does poo-meister Shane Alexander still sing for them? I was one of the most intensely religious Swalling Shit fans that ever existed in ALL galaxies that Ignignot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force has ever referred to. - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 1:55pm
hesher
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Yes it is true. They are coming here. Swallowing Shit were fucking boss. If you haven't heard them you should probably go kill yourself now. And yes "Mike" Alexander is still in the band. I will keep you all informed so you can all come and worship at the altar of grind.


by the way curmudgeon rocker. If indeed you are a member of peruke please contact me at [email protected] - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 2:15pm
_Griphin_
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Hey hesher, I'll take a copy of that minidisc recording :) - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 3:41pm
hesher
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No you won't. - Wed, 9 Jun 2004 6:56pm
Mutilashawn
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I don't see how singling out someone of colour is funny. Racist joke are just a strong agent in perpetuating stereotypes and whatnot. Good music is good music, but crossing the line into racism is something I cannot respect.

Well, I've said my piece. - Thu, 10 Jun 2004 6:40am
SentencedtoBurn
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There are 2 Oriental dudes in Connor's other band, Abuse. haha this week's Georgia Straight has a review of the gig. - Thu, 10 Jun 2004 9:20am
MisterNasty
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I play bass in CRACKWHORE and I would like to make it perfectly clear that not a single member in my band has any racist views or opinions. The statement was taken out of context by a completely innebriated punk chick who over reacted and ruined a great show. There is a very accurate description of the events that took place in this weeks Georgia Straight that will shed light on this matter. It seems rediculous to me that I have to come on here to defend my bands name because somebody was wasted at my show and made a spectacle. Anyways, thanks to all the bands, all the fans, Bret for putting it on and the Georgia Straight for writing the truth. - Thu, 10 Jun 2004 12:40pm
MisterNasty
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This and the above post were made by MisterNasty. Not sure why it says 'anonimous'. - Thu, 10 Jun 2004 12:41pm
Jason
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here's a link to the GS review posted on the bloodred board...

http://p223.ezboard.com/fbloodredmetalheads.showMessageRange?topicID=8657.topic&start=81&stop=84 - Fri, 11 Jun 2004 2:32am
mikeofthegoat
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Fucking awsome show , had a lot of fun, and yhea we got a bit beat up but compared to some of our other shows it was pretty tame (ask winnapeg....), about Crackwhore , well I find it ironic that conner comes from a political/peace punk background but gets shut down for having bad humor , that's all it was, clear as day to anyone with their head not shoved up their asses or blinded by bullshit Crass lyrics, was it out of place? sure , but was it worth shutting the show down? of course not, those punks were looking for trouble from the get go, I called it way before it even happened, it could of been any excuse , if I had said Fag of Nigger it would of been me getting beat on.
it should be noted that I play in a band with a black guy and work with one, I call them nigger and Jungle bunny ect ect all the time, they call me cracker ect ect , it's a total joke, racism, when brought down to nothing more than dumb humor becomes powerless and it seems like everyone except the Anarchopunks are advanced enough to understand this, fuck I have more gay/black/women friends than there probably is in the whole vancouver/Victoria punk scene combined , a valid point Conner was trying to make i.e.the punk scene is almost completely made up of whites , more than any othjer subgenere (rock/hip-hop/dance, even country for christs sake)and because of this there is this guilty concience that makes immature punks wear End racism patches and freak out at anyone who says a word they have deemed "indecent" to others even though others could care less. - Sat, 12 Jun 2004 11:05pm
meat
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well its all fine and dandy that you have minorities for buddies, and girlfriends and such, but how the hell is the kid who left the show gonna know that? just like some of you might think i'm PC/femminist -and i'm not- someone who doesnt know what your belifes are might take your jokes out of context. i get called a bitch,cunt,twat, by my friends, but i know that they are just kidding. we might joke arround with each other, but then we dont go out in public, or at our shows and toss arround those kind of comments or jokes. the fact of the matter is, is that unfortuatly there are alot of assholes out there still in the scene. so unless your willing to explain yourself after every show you might be faced with people leaving and giving you negative feed back afterwards. in the end i get where you were going with the jokes...har har har...maybe your point is a good one, but your delivery sucks. - Mon, 14 Jun 2004 8:58am
mikeofthegoat
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were you there Meat ? something tells me you were not, A-i don't play in crackwhore B- this isn't a case of some kid taking a joke the wrong way and being offended , this is a case of someone willingly taking something out of context in order to start trouble , you should of seen that twerp outside calling up fake tears so his buddies would come to his rescue, the PC punks new crackwhore was playing so they waited for ANY excuse to get all high and mighty and then were more than happy when they got it , i found it funny that there was a certain level of "excitement" in the punk divisions when it started going around that there was a "racist" band playing. it should also be noted that this is the first time i have ever seen one of conners bands where he had to explain himself afterwards, and Abuse is far mor offensive. my delivery probably sucks cause I have no education, to be fair I have to admit a bit of bais as I have a long history of negative run-ins with PC punks , although having said that I should mention that the Iskra guys are surprisingly down to earth and friendly and everytime I talk to them i feel more and more guilty about slagging PC punks, I mean any one who lets a bunch of redneck fuckups like us(Goatsblood) play their basement and not get all political/leftist on us is alright with me, funny how none of those guys seemed to be freaking out about crackwhore. - Mon, 14 Jun 2004 1:05pm
meat
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hahahaha...oh my, my...mike, its margot...from burnside. hahahahaha.........too funny. mike your awsome, and so is the rest of goastblood. i imagine that crackwhore are nice guys too. but my point to EVERYONE is that jokes can be taken the wrong way at shows and i just said in my very first post that punching people sucks leaving in a situation like that is the best thing to do i guess. i didnt mean to imply that anyone is racist. and mike i didnt mean that YOUR delivery sucks, the delivery of crackwores point sucked....phew. no more arguing boys. sorry mike. a little miss communication i guess.or whatever.

by the way mike i have pictures of you guys at the show. do you want me to e-mail them to you? - Mon, 14 Jun 2004 2:23pm
mikeofthegoat
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margot!!!! Yhea I would love to see those pictures, I guess if it's you then you get my point about the Iskra guys , I've spent so long being cynical towards PC punks that it's refreshing to meet people in that scene that are reletivley normal people and don't jump on your case and call you a sell-out for things like having a job, I actually look forward to playing vic again instead of boycotting it like I did for years , the last GB/TMW shows in vic were awsome, well except the exhumed show where we had our lttle streesedout/drugged up breakdown on stage,but I fully agree , conners delivery totally sucked, it's usually more funny and less "trying really hard to be offensive", but oh well , can't win them all. - Mon, 14 Jun 2004 5:59pm
meat
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i totaly know where your comming from dude. and my statments about jokes and shit is more of a general statement then about that show in particular. anywho....oh man that makes me lol...so yeah pic's, if you go to http://www.photobucket.com and the album name is sludgecunt you'll find pics from that show thanks to meg. if you go to the album margoth you'll find ones from shows here. theres some of you guys in that one too. - Mon, 14 Jun 2004 6:20pm
mikeofthegoat
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cool pictures , couldn't find all of em' meg from Victoria.....Meg from Victoria........is she super cute or something? why does meg from Vic ring strange familiar bells? - Mon, 14 Jun 2004 9:35pm
meat
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you know meg. yeah she's super cute. she's in alot of those pictures. the girl with her septem (spelling?) peirced. would it be easier for me to send them to you via e-mail? they are all mixed in on my page, but on meg's they are all at the beginning. - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 8:16am
MisterNasty
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CRACKWHORE is sorry if we have offended or hurt anybodys feelings. We will try to be a more sensitive deathgrind band from now on. Peace & love to all. Now it would be great if we could all move on with our lives.

-MisterNasty - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 11:30am
mikeofthegoat
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hey now Nasty , we have moved on , now we are exploring the positive beauty of cute victoria girls, you guys are old news and besides , anyones feelings you hurt deserve it for having such a weak spine. - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 1:39pm
MisterNasty
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Yes, I did notice you moving in on some snatch. Sorry to interrupt. My bad. - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 1:52pm
mikeofthegoat
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ha ha , I'm not moving in on anything you bastard!!! I'm the last gentleman on the planet, besides I am far too ugly, busy and broke to be of any interest to females not hooked on crack or gender confused.Cute girls , especially cute girls that like Metal always put a smile on my face, that's about it. - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 2:05pm
MisterNasty
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Well shit dude, if you won't I will.... hey meat, I hear you're hot. Wanna get it on? - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 2:57pm
meat
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oh mikey you're sooo cute, and you're in two killer bands, girls love that. i also know for a fact that you are a perfect gentelman *wink wink*. as for you misternasty...no. maybe if you dropped the poomouth....or added a whole lot more. heh. heh. heh. - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 5:26pm
MisterNasty
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Hey Mike, I think I'm gonna score. I'll pass her down the line once I'm done... - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 8:10pm
Maggotfuckinbrain
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shit mang...i wanna learn of all the hot chix in vic that are into metal/hardcore/crust etc. I play in two bands...i don't get a second glance...whats wrong with being a chubby dude anyways..aww shucks....! ritchie cuningham WAS cool...i'll show you...i'll show you...! - Tue, 15 Jun 2004 9:20pm
meat
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misternasty...ew.
umm maggotbrain, you know all the metal/hardcore/crust ladies in vic. we're frightend by your manliness, and pure savage distruction on the drums. you should drop the BWD douchbags and try playing for a less heavy band, like an 80's influenced rock band. do some trooper or supertramp covers....hot. or try on the unitard next show. that would be special. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 7:43am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Unitards!?!? I loooooooooove unitards! They're so......oh what's the word I'm looking for... - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 8:02am
OftenBongSoong
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"They're so......oh what's the word I'm looking for..." ... standard issue!?! - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 8:22am
Douchebag
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Hmmmm, a lot of hetero flirting going on here, not nearly enough man on man action. Thats metal for you......Not nearly gay enough. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 10:52am
mikeofthegoat
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haha Meat, sounds like you need an optometrist, last time i checked being bald short and covered in ugly black tatoo's wasn't in vanity Fairs top ten things that turn women on, not that this is an insecurity issue or anything, I still think I am more important than everyone else on the planet, I just know Tom Cruise I aint., Homosexuals and the vanouver metal scene , now THERE'S a touchy subject, homophobia runs rampant in the van metal scene , even to the point where a non political/PC type like me is embarrased by it, I'm not going to start naming names but let's just say that if they play metal and are not members of goatsblood or a leftist crust band, you would be shocked at the reply you would get to "what do you think of gay's?", if you want to get harrased by a bunch of meatheads just go to a local Black/deathmetal show and tell people your gay. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 11:45am
Mutilashawn
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that is so sad. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 12:53pm
mikeofthegoat
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yes it is sad , now lets hear more about cute Victoria girls............. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 1:20pm
MisterNasty
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What the hell you talkin bout Mike, you are a good looking dude who plays in a bunch of bands and a great artist to boot. Not to mention the hip tats & piercings. Fuck dude, if I wasn't so busy stalking and harassing the ladies on here I'd be all over your shit. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 2:42pm
meat
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yeah i've seen some of that homophobia first hand, it's really shitty that some people cant get past that. and fuck what the "norm" calls beautiful. have you looked in one of those magagzines lately? plastic,fake,totaly lame. i'm way more attracted to people that happy being themselves. you know its funny, i have the same problem but reversed gender. like it's hard to find dudes that are into metal chicks that dont have big boobs and wear bondage gear all the time. so in conclusion, everyone sucks. my viberator doesnt judge me....*sniff*. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 3:08pm
Masturbating The War God
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you know its funny, i have the same problem but reversed gender. like it's hard to find dudes that are into metal chicks that dont have big boobs and wear bondage gear all the time.


I heartily agree. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 5:10pm
mikeofthegoat
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Ugh, I must be a wierdo, bodage gear and big boobs are a huge turnoff , I like the girls with shorter black hair pale white skin and no boobs that wear hoodies and jean jackets and don't need to sport makeup, I have seen a lot of these in Vic but very few in Van, that's it, i swear the next time I play Vic I'm gonna shower and shave both in the same day AND put on clean cloths. dammit. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 5:26pm
meat
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mike dont even clean yourself. crustyness is a total turn-on. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 9:52pm
meat
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holy good god. i was trying out the new image option and it smacked me in the face. VAN ISLE WARP CORE!! ARGH! - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 9:55pm
ActingIskra
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good gawd...will you two get a fucking room and spare the rest of us with you online flirtations!...anyone else gagging with all the shit going on in this thread....(and yes, of course i am jealous!)

btw..V.I.W.C. sucks ass....just incase you weren't quite sure. - Wed, 16 Jun 2004 11:07pm
mikeofthegoat
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I am not flirting with anyone, Meg and other girls in Vic are cute and I am jeleouse cause the girls I see at shows here are far from, that's it. - Thu, 17 Jun 2004 1:32pm
meat
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mike, pay no attention to actingiskra/maggotfuckinbrain/BRADDD. he's a total douch. - Thu, 17 Jun 2004 3:39pm
[email protected]
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Mike, It's ok to admit you wanna bang a chick. We're all friends here... - Thu, 17 Jun 2004 6:08pm
Sati
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oh look, cute little kittens! What girl could refuse a guy who posts a pic like that... - Fri, 18 Jun 2004 1:11pm
MisterNasty
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bitch. - Fri, 18 Jun 2004 1:23pm
KK Downingsyndrome
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I prefered the naked bondage slut. However, the kittens do open up a lot of possibilities... - Fri, 18 Jun 2004 3:50pm
misternasty
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Damn KK, I'm feelin that Britney pic..... - Fri, 18 Jun 2004 4:36pm
Janet16
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From what I've heard this Mike guy from Goatsblood is really cute. So cute, in fact, that a band called
"Titties From Tartarus" recorded a song about
him called "Mike of Goatsblood is Cute When He's Grumpy".
I just downloaded an mp3 of that song from the site
http://www.geocities.com/TonyaSpyce
He must be quite a guy to have someone actually record
a song about him! - Mon, 21 Jun 2004 9:30am
SentencedtoBurn
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Oh Tonya, have you learned nothing from the Braveboard? - Mon, 21 Jun 2004 11:00am
mikeofthegoat
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oh shit not this again..... what happened to the cute Victoria girls? , that's the only subject i care about. - Mon, 21 Jun 2004 12:09pm
D�d[]Sanger
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Those are the best 2 pictures of britney I have ever seen!

*Though I hear TARD's new dress wearing guitar player gives her a run for her money - Catch you fuckers soon!* - Mon, 21 Jun 2004 1:13pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Actually, that Tard dude likes to say "ya little bitch" all the time, or "Aaaaa FUCK!!" Too bad Jordan worships nothing but Stratocasters and cordless guitars, for fuck's sakes.....(Oooooooo! Just kidding there, friend! jus' kiddin'!) (dig, dig).....(Vancouver hoity-toity!)....
Eh Mike - Doug from Peruke here! What the frick's up? Yeah, I TOTALLY agree that cute Victoria girls are the only subject to care about, especially that hot, fiesty M.t.W.G. dynamo, but she thinks I'm a nerd, but anyway what's this about G-blood not playing for a while? I hope this has nothing to do with that mute, beatifically content bear in "Harvey Birdman". The comparisons are too obvious to make here - I'm sure you know what I mean. (I think I'm gonna smoke some more pot).
Janet16: If you're curious about any other songs that mention someone from Goatsblood in the title, then check out my lobotimized-yet-erudite lyrics to "Blair Goatsblood and that Sickening San Pellegrino Water Shit that He Drinks" at http://www.repulverizer.com. Not even Jordan could write something so stupid. NOT EVEN GLENN FUCKING CLOSE!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! - Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:20pm
MisterNasty
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Hey Mike, if you still reading this, can you email me? [email protected]

and I wish I looked half as hot as Jordan whenever I sport a dress.... - Wed, 23 Jun 2004 1:41am
mikeofthegoat
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Doug! you Analcunt loving piece of shit! sounds like you have better weed than I do, I'm finally back on line Nasty, my new roomate got a computer however I can't send out e-mails right now , she has some fucked up virus that crashes the coputer when you send out e-mails, i don't get it either so hopefully it's not to secret to post here.I hope it's not about certain Blackmetal types trying to ban me from shows, that's getting a little retarded. - Fri, 25 Jun 2004 5:38am
MisterNasty
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Hey dude, nothing like that, I just really want you to do some art man. You did such a wicked job for me on the Abuse logo. We never decided on what I actually owed you for that and I think I gave you a couple CDs or something but if you wanna do some more stuff for me I will make sure you are properly paid this time. I know I'm real picky and a bit of a bitch but I will pay you whatever you think is fair. I need your action. Gimme a call if you interested 778-863-5010. Any potential stalkers or molesters can reach me here as well..... - Fri, 25 Jun 2004 3:44pm
mikeofthegoat
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no prob , I had fun with that logo , don't stop being picky it's a personality bonus. - Fri, 25 Jun 2004 6:31pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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I imagine coming up with an appropriate logo for Tard would require a lot of.....um....a lot of...uh.... - Sun, 27 Jun 2004 10:26am
MisterNasty
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Sooooo...... you gonna call me or are you just a little cock tease...... - Sun, 27 Jun 2004 8:09pm
Masturbating The War God
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Thanks for the photo's Dod, Jordan does look smoking in that dress.

Doug! (I almost wrote Dung) Hah, I can't even remember the last time I saw you, was it at Exhumed? If so, I was so wasted I can remember so little... - Sun, 27 Jun 2004 8:30pm
KK Downingsyndrome
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Is this thread still here? Fuck, a few crusties throw weak shots and it sticks like dried shit to pubes. - Sun, 27 Jun 2004 11:32pm
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