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KING BONG/ELEMENT 7 @ STEAMERS AUG 8
Message Board > Up n' Coming! (aka Shameless Promotion) > KING BONG/ELEMENT 7 @ STEAMERS AUG 8
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Bong
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ON AUG. 8 2003 BOTTOMFEEDER PRODUCTIONS AND STEAMERS PUBLIC HOUSE INVITE YOU TO WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH OF BONG!
ALL HAIL BONG THE CORRUPTOR!!!!
SMOKE A BOWL FOR THE MONKEY!
TICKET TO HEAVEN WITH EVERY FIVE DOLLAR DONATION!
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO WEED FOR THE BAND!
OPENING HYMNS BY THE HOLY ELEMENT 7
$5 BUCKS..CHEEP YA LITTLE SINNERS - Thu, 31 Jul 2003 9:34am
iworshipmonkeys
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Yo monkey get up! - Fri, 1 Aug 2003 8:36am
bongo jr
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so many monkey's not enough time - Fri, 1 Aug 2003 2:17pm
SweetGrass
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Did anyone see the show about the hairless chimpanzee born in a zoo? Really, skin just like you and I...don't tell me evolution had nothing to do with it! I don't think our monkey would be very happy though...he likes to pick things out of your hair and eat them! - Fri, 1 Aug 2003 10:33pm
Brandon
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So that chimp was totally bald/?????? bahahhahah thats fucking hilarious. I wonder if people mistake him for somones really ugly and retarded kid....... - Sat, 2 Aug 2003 4:31am
Troutbreath
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There was a vague resemblance to our lead singer. Put a touque and some sunglasses on him and you'd have MiniSticky. - Sat, 2 Aug 2003 12:05pm
Kola
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Hey Hey, a bald gorilla perhaps but a bald chimp???
I really don't see it myself.
Kola - Tue, 5 Aug 2003 9:15am
King Bong
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Come over after the Nardwar show..not as wierd but fun fun fun!! - Tue, 5 Aug 2003 11:26am
butthead
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Cool, I love church..... Especially with Monkeys! - Tue, 5 Aug 2003 3:19pm
Troutbreath
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Hey, it isn't Church without Monkeys! - Tue, 5 Aug 2003 10:33pm
SweetGrass
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I wonder what the other chimps will do when he is looking for a mate? Maybe he'll become the most desirable and they will all be wanting him so their kids come out without hair too? Maybe he's the second coming and the monkeys will all come to worship? Wow tht's a bit scary... what if our gorilla brings them all to the show! It will be a Zoo! Hee Hee Hee! - Wed, 6 Aug 2003 11:58am
stopallthismokeycrap
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Freakin bald monkey freaks..that's just sick - Wed, 6 Aug 2003 2:29pm
King Bong
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up up up freak - Wed, 6 Aug 2003 2:54pm
SweetGrass
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No, stopthemonkeybusiness...true story. News coverage of a live baby chimpanzee without any hair. I don't make these stories up, I just exploit the hell out of them. It does tie in nicely with our Church of Bong though don't ya think...Monkey Gods or evolution??? You be the judge! - Wed, 6 Aug 2003 6:12pm
upupfreak
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up up freak - Thu, 7 Aug 2003 9:02am
Walker Texas Ranger
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Bong, iworshipmonkeys, bongo jr, SweetGrass, stopallthismokeycrap, upupfreak, etc. etc. etc; don't you think this is taking the whole "shameless self promotion" thing a bit to far?

How many people share that same email address anyway? - Thu, 7 Aug 2003 11:19am
KOLA
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No,we don't......
Fuck off dick face. - Thu, 7 Aug 2003 11:48am
SweetGrass
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Um... it's called SHAMELESS self promotion for a reason and... um... lots of us in the band,it's the band's e-mail. Can't ya feel the love we all have for each other? Sometimes we pick the bugs out of each other's hair ! We'd pick bugs out of your hair too . Don't want anyone to not feel the monkey love! We are shameless!!! - Thu, 7 Aug 2003 5:41pm
Kola
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Fuck that Walker is a stupid son of a bitch..
"do you think that you are taking SHAMLESS SELF PROMTION too far?"...what a moron..whats wrong loser, couldn't think of a better insult than that??
More like WANKER Texas asswipe.... - Fri, 8 Aug 2003 8:31am
KING BONG
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See ya tonight ya stoners!!!! - Fri, 8 Aug 2003 2:37pm
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