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Message Board > Up n' Coming! (aka Shameless Promotion) > KING BONG IS BIGGER THAN JESUS! |
Old Forkey | But not a big as Elvis!!!! Friday jan 31st @ Steamers starring KING BONG with special guests..from Vatican City..... The Four Popes...Holy Moly rock n rolly! $6 bucks cheep ya punks! - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 12:00am | ||
Anonymous | if you mean a bigger fraud you are correct. - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 3:17am | ||
Anonymous | ya, Jesus is a REAL hit these days. - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 11:20am | ||
BONG | Ahhh two more nasty little namless losers posting and then jerking themselves off about how cleaver they are......Hey fuck face...I love to open for your band anytime...I promise we will make you look like the AMATURE LOSERS that you are...oh and poster number two ...."The Jesus is real popuar idiot" that�s kind of the point jerk off...... If you two would care to post your NAMES and EMAILS next time We could arrange to meet.....and ...discuss your gutless actions ...perhaps over my boot up your chicken shit ass. - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 12:29pm | ||
Anonymous | Quit the tough guy attitude, once you smoked that spliffy, we all know you be full of love, maybe stick your dick up his chicken shit ass. BONG!!!!! - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 2:18pm | ||
Anonymous | Don't be messing with the Monkey. KingBong IS Bigger Than Jesus!!!!!!!!! - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 4:54pm | ||
Simmer down,big boy | Would you really put your "boot up your chicken shit ass" over two posts on a message board?!?! Sounds like you need something a little stronger than weed, like maybe heroin. Better yet, try a shotgun. Just make sure to get your whole head in front of it, Mr Agro. - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 5:11pm | ||
What a freak show | Thanks for posting the show. Good to see there is still no lack of support on this board. Fucking looooooosers. - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 8:55pm | ||
king schlong | to say you are bigger than that myth called jesus is setting yourself up for hacking. obviously the effects of smoking marijuana include delusions and paranoia. on rhoids too? a bit of rage is good but you are just looking like a fool. - Thu, 23 Jan 2003 11:54pm | ||
Bong | 1.Rage is good you are a chicken shit!! 2.This is the shamless self promotion section idiot! 3.Fuck off!! 4.Yes I would put my boot up his chicken shit ass and yours too....can�t take my anger oh boo hooo you fucking hippe bitch welcome to the twenty first century.... someboday ripps our thing you better be prepared to accept our anger, also you have 0 sense of humor, 0 imagination, your stupid, I hate you, I wish you would die, nuff agro asshole...piss off but keep posting it helps the string stay at the top.. - Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:23am | ||
Troutbreath | The effects of Marijuana include having a sense of humour. You might try some King Schlong - Fri, 24 Jan 2003 2:24pm | ||
ring klong | if you can't take the abuse on this board you should probably give up. - Fri, 24 Jan 2003 6:05pm | ||
Nice rant, ya spaz. | I didnt realize you were so sensitive about people "ripping your thing". Judging by the title of your thread, you would think you'd have a little bit more confidence than that.Oh well, wrong again i guess... - Fri, 24 Jan 2003 8:09pm | ||
Troutbreath | What do you people expect from a 60 ft. high Gorilla.........Sonnets? Of course he's a little cranky. You're all daft. Now back off before you get him really mad. It's not a pretty sight. That's it back away from the monkey slowly, boys and girls. - Sat, 25 Jan 2003 1:58am | ||
Anonymous | I eat monkeys - Sat, 25 Jan 2003 1:19pm | ||
Fuk-U | Fuk u loser, anyone that says that shit should be fukking kurb-stomped. - Sat, 25 Jan 2003 2:53pm | ||
Troutbreath | OK Fuk-U we'll bring the monkey, you can explain to it how you expect to ummmmm.....kerb stomp it. Good luck. Do you have any next of kin we can contact? - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 11:27am | ||
Bong | You are the wimpy bitches that started to complain in the first place ! We can take you pussy bullshit ...seems you can�t take our response... you pussy, punk, chicken shit, wimp, losers.... as for curb stomping...Steamers Jan 31 I�ll be there at 8..come and see me bitch.... we will see who eats curb....oh and bring your friends I can accomodate all Bong - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 4:31pm | ||
Troutbreath | You naughty Monkey!!! Put the little man down before you pop his head like a cheap balloon. We've just gotten the stains out of the carpet from the last time. - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 5:56pm | ||
sobbing ape | maybe a banana or an ass reaming will cheer you up king bong. the way you act it looks like you are into that kind of gay behaviour. we now know that king bongs spokesman is a crybaby pseudo tough guy who talks before he thinks. i'll be at your show. but i'll be outside because i don't want to get soaked by your tears as you play onstage. drink some more bong water. - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 6:33pm | ||
Troutbreath | mmmmmmm.......Bong Water - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 7:57pm | ||
Anonymous | and say kids, for more delicious Bong Water recipes check out the King Bong website http://www.kingbong.ca - Mon, 27 Jan 2003 9:37pm | ||
Gare User Info... | Its funny how us ska kids have to constantly defend ourselves on this board. Fuckin Musical Nazis (check out Shameless under tough as nails for more info on that) - Tue, 28 Jan 2003 12:59pm | ||
Anonymous | It's Ok Gare, the Big Monkey is your friend! - Tue, 28 Jan 2003 5:05pm | ||
JesusFreak | You're all gonna burn, rot, and waste in hell! - Wed, 29 Jan 2003 2:05am | ||
Flame | Wasted in HELL you say??? Have they got bong water down there too...They are Bigger than Jesus!!!!! - Wed, 29 Jan 2003 4:00am | ||
Anonymous | "4.Yes I would put my boot up his chicken shit ass and yours too....can�t take my anger oh boo hooo you fucking hippe bitch welcome to the twenty first century.... someboday ripps our thing you better be prepared to accept our anger, also you have 0 sense of humor, 0 imagination, your stupid, I hate you, I wish you would die, nuff agro asshole...piss off but keep posting it helps the string stay at the top.. " Right on, buddy - give 'em hell. Also that was a good point about wishing that person "would die". You go girl. - Wed, 29 Jan 2003 6:01am | ||
Troutbreath | KingBong, in keeping with his desire to bring spectacle to the kids, did toy with the idea of feeding JesusFreaks to the lions but after only a couple of rehearsals he ended up feeling sorry for the lions. - Wed, 29 Jan 2003 11:11am | ||
Anonymous | Monkey! Monkey!Monkey! Monkey!!!! - Thu, 30 Jan 2003 4:02pm | ||
Bong | Hey Sobbing Ape, We now know that besides being a loser wanna b bitch you are also a homophobic asshole.... sorry, stupid homophobic asshole.... Can�t afford the $5 bucks to get in...figures your a loser...if your mom won�t give it to you just leave your real name and we will put you on the guest list.......And after I cry my way through the set we can see who is a psueo-tuff guy...and the disapointing thing is you are such a pussy you won�t show up..... or you will be 15 and can�t get in.. .I never get to shit kick anyone anymore! - Thu, 30 Jan 2003 10:36pm | ||
lily_liquor | http://www.thefunny.org/easter.php - Thu, 30 Jan 2003 10:49pm | ||
Anonymous | hooohooohaaaaheeeeheeeehhaahaaahahahahahahhahaaaa...ahem. woooooohheeeehhhpooooohaaaahphaaahackhackhackaaaauhhhyaaaaa - Thu, 30 Jan 2003 11:20pm | ||
monkey shit pebbles | Bong you are acting like that troll is affecting you. Is he? Don't let the troll win. - Fri, 31 Jan 2003 12:31am | ||
Troutbreath | If the truth be known it's just the Bong having a conversation with himself. I think that guy at the easter web site and he were separated at birth. - Fri, 31 Jan 2003 1:02am | ||
Anonymous | Egad, hack cough, Major Hoople, Sir! - Fri, 31 Jan 2003 12:47pm | ||
Sticky Kola | At this time I would like to announce that the part of Bong was played by our 5ft 6in 110lb back up singer.....although she is one tuff chick you all are a buch of suckers...gawd this town,( and many of the people that post here), has a major stick up it�s ass! Looking forward to future shit storms... Sticky - Fri, 31 Jan 2003 4:59pm | ||
backing off is gay | way to make it look like you weren't serious. bravo! - Fri, 31 Jan 2003 6:55pm | ||
Anonymous | Hey we were serious...Sarah was out in front of Steamers for an hour before and after the show... and as predicted none of those losers showed up...250 other people did though. - Sat, 1 Feb 2003 10:26pm | ||
Troutbreath | Ands that's before and after she rocked the house down. - Sat, 1 Feb 2003 11:46pm | ||
as if i want to shit kick a chick | i could have gave it to her anally instead, but she would have liked that, so there would be no point. i was there. i was wearing the fubu jacket and ecko pants. didn't you see me? wimps. - Sun, 2 Feb 2003 2:40am | ||
Troutbreath | No doubt she was blinded by your wardrobe. Who dresses you? Your mother? - Sun, 2 Feb 2003 2:48am | ||
sweetgrass | hey , the other sweetgrass girl here...Fubu pants, Why didn't you come up and say Hi to us???Were you maybe having fun???It's not weak to show up after stirring shit and enjoy the show, but don't start dissing my girl afterwards.Did you like the Monkey???? - Sun, 2 Feb 2003 2:53am | ||
Troutbreath | So after the 60 foot high Monkey God made him piss his ecko pants, he spent the rest of the staring at the Sweetgrass Girls and drooling down the front of his Fubu jacket. He went home all sticky. - Sun, 2 Feb 2003 3:07am | ||
you be dissin' my garb? | i out styled all of you that night. out dated you all too. stuck in 1997 in highschool. yeah! - Sun, 2 Feb 2003 3:11am | ||
inflatable jeebus | i guess king bong was so big that jesus was crushed underfoot. poor little myth he is. - Sun, 2 Feb 2003 3:13am | ||
Anonymous | he's not a myth, he'th a mithster - Sun, 2 Feb 2003 3:55am | ||
Sticky Kola | ====i could have gave it to her anally instead, but she would have liked that, so there would be no point. i was there. i was wearing the fubu jacket and ecko pants. didn't you see me? wimps. - See I told you homophobic....anal sex and fashion..oh buddy please come out of your moms closet. Sticky - Sun, 2 Feb 2003 2:41pm | ||
Anonymous | Monkey, Monkey, Monkey! - Mon, 3 Feb 2003 11:57am | ||
Troutbreath | Actually in my case it's more like 1967 high school. I've been in and out of fashion about 6 times since then - Mon, 3 Feb 2003 1:30pm | ||
Jeff User Info... | "Encircling Our Ancestors" - First Nations dances, songs and legends featuring the Le-La-La Dancers. Saturday Feb. 15 at 7 p.m. at the Spectrum Community Theatre. Awesome performance that will highlight some spectacular masks and regalia fromthe collection of George Taylor. Go to http://www.lelaladancers.com for more information. Phone 812-7103 for tickets - $10 each - Mon, 3 Feb 2003 1:38pm | ||
Sticky Kola | Thanks Jeff ! This is a really cool event all should attend if you can! This heritage is important and is as much a part of our island music scene as the Kiltlifters or HHH, or Meatlocker 7! Support Art! The Monkey loves culture! - Tue, 4 Feb 2003 2:02pm | ||
Anonymous | Culture! Culture! Culture! Culture! - Tue, 4 Feb 2003 8:25pm | ||
Back o tha bus | Your group is annoying. - Wed, 5 Feb 2003 6:01pm | ||
troutbreath | If you're annoyed now, wait, we're just getting started! - Wed, 5 Feb 2003 8:48pm | ||
Anonymous | Annoying ? Excellent......it�s working! it�s working! BONG - Sat, 8 Feb 2003 12:56am | ||
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