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Monday Mag Perish Review Perish, indeed

The Perish

Spinal Tap, eat your heart out. The Perish�s alien rock show stunk up the stage at the Royal within minutes. During the following hour-and-a-half of monotone alt-rock and the most nonsensical plot imaginable, I kept expecting Christopher Guest to pop out from behind the curtain and let us in on the lark. I�m still struggling to find the connection between nu-grunge, aliens, strippers, Egyptians and a giant piece of dancing cheese (who got the best response of the night, by the way). Luckily, less than 50 people had to endure this musical and theatrical stench; we also got tons of belly laughs and opportunities for heckling from the hilariously low budget stage props, the highlight of which was a sleeping bag�er, alien pod. Perhaps the worst show ever to grace a local stage, it was also the most fun I�ve had in a long time; we can only hope the band and dancers were in on this over-hyped joke. Either way, at a reported cost of more than $20,000, this was one heck of an expensive ego trip.

�Jason Schreurs - Fri, 30 May 2003 11:58am
Oh me Oh My OUCH! - Fri, 30 May 2003 4:16pm
Jedi Fun band eh..
I could be the Reverend of the perish. - Fri, 30 May 2003 5:00pm
Anonymous But tell us Jason ... how did you really feel about the show? - Fri, 30 May 2003 10:46pm
Anonymous Can't read, slapnuts? - Sat, 31 May 2003 1:49am
Anonymous Can't understand sarcasm, slapnuts?

(Geez, what's the IQ of this dude?) - Sat, 31 May 2003 10:58am
Anonymous Jason Scheurs is a fuckin' clown. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:19pm
roboweener
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I'm into evil clown tattoos anyone else email @ [email protected] - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:23pm
green with envy... or bile Isn't it typical that a bunch of brain damaged retards can put on a disaster show at the Royal and not only do BOTH the TC and Monday preview it, but Monday follows it up with a review, the first time that has happened in recent memory. Meanwhile the actual talented musicians in this town go completely unrecognized by the local media who wouldn't know good music if I dropped my record collection on their heads. Way to go Perish; when is the album due out? - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 2:06pm
Anonymous I couldn't agree more - well said!
But also very sad.......... - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 2:24pm
moron
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Which makes for better reading - a hillarious depiction of a $20,000 fiasco of quite boggling proportions (fuck, I wish I saw that show) or your standard spew about some local musician doing what the do. Nothing wrong with the latter but you don't bump the Stanley Cup playoffs to show Speakers' Corner.

The Perish gig was something rare and in my opinion worthy of extensive documentation. Personally I would have liked to have seen at least a several page article on it plus pictures. Does a video exist perhaps?

Cheers

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http://industrial.org - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 4:38pm
Anonymous The T-C and Monday regularly crank out tons of inches of bands both local and otherwise.

As well, most of the bands are fuckin' lame. Who wants to read about you, aside from your friends and moms.

Yeah? Thought so............ - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 8:06pm
Troutbreath At least one tape of the show does exist. Some one, who was probably a freind of the Perish, was using a camcorder beside us. In fact it was another highlight of the show. The poor guy was doing all he could to suppress his fits of laughter so they wouldn't be recorded on the cameras microphone! - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 1:21pm
HArk What ever happened to this band? Did they disappear amongst the criticism? - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 2:17pm
Good Question! BAND???
WHAT Band??????????*


* Insert "stifled laughter" here - Tue, 3 Jun 2003 6:30pm
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