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TARD/Self Inflicted/Removal/Sonic Doom @ Logan's
| Message Board > Show Reviews > TARD/Self Inflicted/Removal/Sonic Doom @ Logan's |
| Criss Crass User Info... | Well how can you sum up a nite like this. Sonic Doom I really enjoyed we played with them before but last nite they were super tight and good vocals. Removal was OK but not really my thing. It was all instrumental. And then TARD. Holly fuck without question the sickest stage act around here. Jesse the singer pulls out all the stops here. Smearing fake shit (cat food) on himself which he pre-packs into the diaper he's sporting on stage. Making himself puke repeatedly then sliding chest first into it. Oh yeah he even licked some of it off the stage. Then the most disturbing part was when they brought their dog onstage and mimicked fucking it and shit. That part was a little too much for me but what a spectacle. - Sun, 7 Mar 2004 6:26pm | ||
| Pooetry User Info... | From what I saw of the show, it was good. I didn't catch too much of the Tard set because I'm a twit, to be quite frank. I got stuck in some super intense drunk conversation outside. In reflection, I don't even know what in hell we were talking about, so I didn't really benefit in any meaningful way from the babble. That's my review. And like, what is up with the bassist's stone wash jean jacket? He looked like he was trying to pull off a Hot Hot Heat impression or something. - Sun, 7 Mar 2004 7:23pm | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | my guess is that since they are trying to pull off being "retarded" they mimmicked Hot Hot Heat (the lords of all that is mentally deficient.) - Sun, 7 Mar 2004 8:00pm | ||
| Ruddy Tard User Info... | Ouch, Nik. That hurts, dude. Thanks to All the bands and everyone who came out to see our first Island show. And thanks especially to Zak Inflicted for hooking us up in the first place. You have a solid hook up out in Vancouver anytime with us. And forget the skirmish at the end of the night, it hold nothing on you guys at all. - Sun, 7 Mar 2004 8:56pm | ||
| moron User Info... | Skipped Sonic Doom and Self-Inflicted, seen both before and didn't need to see them again. Note about Self-Inflicted. . .for a band whose every second song is about "respect", pretty fucking dumb ass to see them tape their t-shirts directly on a fucking brilliant piece of Prince Charles themed erotic artwork. Removal were painfully bad. Total dad rock that would have sucked 10 years ago when Victims Family were still contemporary. I think that only failing business students would consider this "math rock", about as angular as Cheeze Whiz. They played too long and if the "Frankenstein" cover didn't tell you something was amiss perhaps you should stay in the basement with these breeders too. Tard, oh my fucking gawd. If you could merge the brilliance that was Hump with Cephalic Carnage you would be getting close. Ripping grindcore and death metal merged with a sick , funny like cancer schtick that was as demented as it was dangerous. On stage violence, cat food up the ass, ahmish beard dripping with vomit, duct tape face mask (cheaper than shaving I guess), offensiveness worn like a thong bikini on an obese 80 year old. My gut STILL hurts from laughing and I literally was still chuckling when I woke up this morning while my roommate repeatedly stated "that's not right" remembering the prior evenings shenanigans. I feel like a shithead that I didn't personally bring this band over months ago. This should have been a gig with Enchanted Faeries and Peruke which would have generated an audience worthy of what transpired. Regardless, probably the most memorable, funniest, raw and unsafe band I have seen in recent memory. Oh, and nothing is funnier than seeing "punks" offended. Cheers - Sun, 7 Mar 2004 9:34pm | ||
| Pierce User Info... | Metal Fanz! Thanks for all that showed, and thanks to the BDay boy for being such a fawkin Rockstar. Great time had Saturday night. I enjoyed opening....very relaxing set-up! Self-Inflicted......Awesome boys! Removal....I will give you a 2 thumbs up!!!Everything was tight. I appreciate being able to see your show. You are very fortunate to have a true bass player with ya. The style of music definately did not fit with the other 3 acts, but still, i loved the diversity. Tard......Sorry guys, the DOOM mobile driver had to be gone. so we missed the headliner, My bad! However, by the sounds of it, i really should have cabbed it home and caught the show. - Mon, 8 Mar 2004 4:47am | ||
| ML7Mike User Info... | Whas there a skirmish afterwards? somebody freaking out about how offended they were perhaps? After Tard, this guy behind me kept saying how offended he was.. I replied "I think thats the point" to which he replied "But Im SOOOO Offended" which of course, was my point.. Then he smashed a chair and yelled about how offended he was and left the club.. Well done Tardo's! - Mon, 8 Mar 2004 7:28am | ||
| anti-blue-up User Info... | It was a fairly good show. Sonic Doom didn't sound as tight as they normally are but still good stuff. Self Inflicted ruled. Removal I could have done without but whatever, it's something new. Tard was OK, I guess I was expecting something more shocking...I don't know. The retard schtick was funny for about five minutes and then my focus shifted back to what I really came for, which is the music...and that left a lot to be desired. The crap flinging..ah, it's been done before (but with actual feces). I can't believe there were people who were acutally offended. Felt sorry for the dog though...I hope he had doggie ear plugs cause damn they have sensitive hearing. Whatever, I got drunk, met some interesting people and finally got to see SI again so all in all, it was time well wasted. - Mon, 8 Mar 2004 8:14am | ||
| XY-SATAN User Info... | Not a bad show , the turnout was a little low . TARD was probably the most politically incorrect bands I've seen in a while, with the obvious name and stage act you kind a know what�s in store ..add the feces flinging, the regurgitation and the simulated bestiality it makes it wrong on so many levels ! �. and all I can say is� good job boys�! Pretty damn funny how many pissed off people there was after the show, I even saw a guy bust up a chair and yell out how wrong he thought it was ! The puking alone cleared my lady from the front of the stage ! Hahahahaha!!!! - Mon, 8 Mar 2004 9:53am | ||
| Goddess User Info... | Now I wish I had gone over for that show. Glad to see the TARDS had fun(?) and managed to make new fans/offend so many people. You have to stay and see them, kind of like a car accident, repulsive, yet so hard to not look.......... - Mon, 8 Mar 2004 1:34pm | ||
| Criss Crass User Info... | A Note To Moron About The Shirt Taped To The Picasso or Whatever: Dude not a single song I have ever written is about repect. Listen again. I leave that shit to the Straighteders. We did not wreck the painting but we appologize to Logan's. They have always been good to us. It won't happen again. - Mon, 8 Mar 2004 2:18pm | ||
| BOHDAN User Info... | fuck i wanted to go to this show so fuckin bad but was way to burned out from school and work,i should go back to smokeing crack for a living , hopelfully tard will come back some time soon - Mon, 8 Mar 2004 2:21pm | ||
| D�d[]Sanger User Info... | I wish I couldhave been there just to watch that fucking little pussy get all bent out of shape and smash the chair! Hahhahahahahah! What a little fucking crybaby! - Tue, 9 Mar 2004 12:33pm | ||
| ML7Mike User Info... | Here's a funny vid.. see the singer of Tard ( aka The Champ ) uhh, well, lets just say it involves La Sparka, Tequila, Weed, A bong, puke, and some testicles. http://lasparka.com/newvids/movie_preview.mpg fixed it.. - Tue, 9 Mar 2004 6:08pm | ||
| Pooetry User Info... | I always knew Isis (the Champette) would be a beauty queen in the end. - Tue, 9 Mar 2004 6:58pm | ||
| jason User Info... | Big Thanks to... The Bands Just wanted to say thanks to Sonic Doom and Self Inflicted for coming out and playing. Self Inflicteds TS cover was one of the high lights of my night. And a "special" thanks to Removal for gagging on a cock from start to finish. Those Who Came Out Lance (sorry we never made it to your place man, we got way to fucked up way to quick to contemplate goin cross town), Kyle, Doug, Kirk (and your GF before she had to leave), ML7 crew (I'm still blown away at how good you guys sounded at the Waldorf!!), Pooetry (and the HHH jacket) and moron (Thanks for the kind words man, glad to know some people have a sense of humour). Those Who Were Offended Words cannot give you adequate praise. Tard would not be as satisfying with out you. Does anyone know who it was that smashed that chair? I will pay cash or weed for a picture of him! (seriously!) Oh and were sorry "anti-blue-up" was not offended. I guess you�re to oldschoolHC for us. Point your self out next time and we'll make sure you are well beyond offense. Those Who Did Not Attend I'm sorry your vaginas were too sensitive to come out. - Thu, 11 Mar 2004 4:23pm | ||
| anti-blue-up User Info... | Actually, I'm neither HC or old skool but if I have your word that you'll offend me next time, I'll drag my ass out to see the show :) - Thu, 11 Mar 2004 4:31pm | ||
| rP User Info... | Please GAWD no! nice job you guys, say that from a safe distance why don't you? We've got to hang out with these guys ALL THE TIME while they prime for that shit.. ewww. if i ever get any on me, and mean ANY in the broader sense, just make sure to torch me immediately. - Thu, 11 Mar 2004 5:12pm | ||
| XY-SATAN User Info... | No big deal Jason and I appreciate the sentiment man , we were also a little fucked up and beelined it after the show to be there for who may show up and the ones who did show were awesome, thanks you guys ! Hey next time man, just trying to repay the hospitality shown to us over in Van from the TARD house, just glad we finally got to see yea play bro! - Thu, 11 Mar 2004 5:45pm | ||
| Ruddy Tard User Info... | It's what I feared. Tard has become stale, like a gimmick run its course. Anti-Blue, you have the Tard seal of approval that you will be offended at the next show. But our aim isn't really to offend (although it IS a nice side effect), we aim to make you smile and give you something more than 5 guys on stgae, feet rooted in the ground, playing Deathgrind in bulletbelts and denim vests. If we didn't manage to entertain or disgust you, then and only then have we failed. Now where's your mom. I'm ready. - Thu, 11 Mar 2004 7:09pm | ||
| Pooetry User Info... | No problemo, Jason. I just thought your attire needed a little sprucing up. - Sun, 14 Mar 2004 11:29am | ||
| jepsycho User Info... | Isis what about Isis? - Tue, 16 Mar 2004 11:28am | ||
| Pooetry User Info... | Watch the vid till the end. - Wed, 17 Mar 2004 1:07am | ||
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