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grimlord
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These people at verizion are so dumb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ3Oz5JVKs
here is the math
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPXILua4Ibk&NR=1 - Wed, 11 Feb 2009 4:59pm Edited: Wed, 11 Feb 2009 5:13pm
MP
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Funny! VERIZON is bad at math and Grimlord is bad at spelling. lol - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 8:46am Edited: Thu, 12 Feb 2009 8:47am
grimlord
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Shit now someone will post a picture of me with the word fail on it.
Thanks
Did I ever tell you that I failed kindergarten 3 times.But on my last year there I was kicking all those little shits ass's . - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 1:40pm
Bounce
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I tried...but couldn't find any failures...your too perfect...the only thing I found was your ever failing zipper...;) - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 2:13pm
Jl
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since we're on epic fails, check this out!

http://LiveVictoria.com/index.php?&action=load_mb&new_subject=666478¤t_board=1



lol i couldn't resist; sry grim. - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 3:12pm
M
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Guess bounce can't spell either or just didn't see the error. - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 4:10pm Edited: Thu, 12 Feb 2009 4:11pm
grimlord
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Fail, the word you are looking for is fail. - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 4:13pm
Jl
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we did use the word "fail" in a plural sense... Which implies more than one "fail" in this thread.

once again grim.... EPIC FAIL! - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 4:16pm
grimlord
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You fail to see my point
pic's with the word fail in it not failures
and that's not even close to epic.I am pretty sure that there's an even bigger fail left in me. - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 4:44pm Edited: Thu, 12 Feb 2009 4:50pm
Jl
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ahh, you FAIL to see my reasoning and remember the title of the thread;
"post epic fails here"

thusly, I posted not 1 but 2!

now 3! - Thu, 12 Feb 2009 5:11pm
trevor corey
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueVOLY2SPDE&eurl=http://fb.rockyou.com/facebook_apps/rywall/mediaplayer.php?width=428&height=346&tag=fb-wall-video-view&vurl=ht - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:19pm
Chopper
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Can't get much more fail than the Darwin Awards.

http://www.darwinawards.com/ - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 1:05pm
BOUNCE
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I like pink Snow Balls

I like Leather

I smile a lot



You only live once is an over-used, under-estimated quote. You live every moment just one time, you can do the same things over and over but they are different every time. Take the time to love yourself and your family and friends it’s so important. Smell the flowers, drink the beer, go to the show, cause you’re missing out if you don't!

"Guess bounce can't spell either or just didn't see the error"

I thought we established months ago that I can't spell...but what did I do wrong here?...I guess I can't see either? - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 1:59pm
Corporal Jigsore Quandary
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Bounce can't spell because her tits cover the keyboard or paper. Not her fault.

Mavis Purtle? that's your name?

You should spend a little more time worrying about you than pointing out spelling and grammar related issues on a chat board-----LOSER - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 2:08pm Edited: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 2:11pm
Menace to Sobriety
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FAIL - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 2:26pm
Corporal Jigsore Quandary
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SWEET! - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 2:43pm
Menace to Sobriety
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LOL - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 2:53pm
_Griphin_
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Nice headphones! - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 4:28pm
Corporal Jigsore Quandary
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Those are the type of chicks I see at Metal Shows that like to be choked, lol - Fri, 13 Feb 2009 4:33pm Edited: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 4:34pm
trevor corey
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crackfail - Sat, 14 Feb 2009 2:13am
Bounce
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Work out fail?....or is it....lol... - Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:12am
tom
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Bounce,

best photo ever! - Sat, 14 Feb 2009 1:54pm
Mr. Horse
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I found this ad on used victoria. It smells of FAIL.
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/8243509 - Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:35am Edited: Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:37am
trevor corey
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bwahaha.
Thanks Mr Horse. That was wonderful. - Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:39pm
grimlord
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How did you find my ad?!?!? - Sun, 15 Feb 2009 8:22pm
Bounce
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Condom Fail...lol.. - Mon, 16 Feb 2009 1:38pm
Bounce
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McFail...lol.. - Mon, 16 Feb 2009 1:39pm
Bounce
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ummmmmm? JUST WRONG...FAIL - Mon, 16 Feb 2009 1:44pm
grimlord
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And one more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhl7f5IPoV8&eurl=http://failblog.org/page/33/ - Mon, 16 Feb 2009 3:18pm
grimlord
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYhDu1UzLSs&eurl=http://failblog.org/page/45/

This one made me laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM&eurl=http://failblog.org/page/47/ - Mon, 16 Feb 2009 3:32pm Edited: Mon, 16 Feb 2009 3:38pm
trevor corey
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. - Mon, 16 Feb 2009 3:53pm
grimlord
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. - Mon, 16 Feb 2009 4:21pm
Bounce
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FAIL...FAIL...FAIL - Tue, 17 Feb 2009 1:28pm
Corporal Jigsore Quandary
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Itchy? - Tue, 17 Feb 2009 3:22pm
grimlord
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Drinking beer at the beach again








She got sand in her schlitz. - Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:34am
trevor corey
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You never know what you get when you order the meat lover. - Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:27am
Menace to Sobriety
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Fork, Spoon, Knife, plate and any kind of eating utensil fail! - Mon, 23 Feb 2009 4:03pm
KRIEG
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. - Tue, 24 Feb 2009 2:35pm
trevor corey
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. - Thu, 26 Feb 2009 1:50am
trevor corey
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. - Mon, 2 Mar 2009 12:58am
Doc
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Military FAIL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSkxQxPThi4&feature=related

~I'll take two bourbons, an eight ball and a naked blond please
Doc - Wed, 4 Mar 2009 12:47am
grimlord
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British army L.S.D. FAIL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rWnQphPdQ - Wed, 4 Mar 2009 10:07am
grimlord
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Bounce
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Extreme Makeover: Pussy Edition FAIL!

Okay, I'm all for a bitch doing what she has to do to get that pussy purring. If you got to go down to Home Depot and flirt with some power tools in hopes one might take you home and drill you down, FINE. But is a nut bust really worth turning your vagina into fucking shredded beef? The ho in this story answered a fuck yes to that question.

The 27-year-old woman of Saint Mary County in Maryland was airlifted to a hospital after a saber saw done fucked up her pussy. The woman and her dick for brains boyfriend decided it would be really fucking sexy to get all America Psycho on her vagina and fuck it with a "sex toy" (I'm assuming a dildo) attached to a saber saw. It wasn't long before the blade on the saw cut through the dildo and straight up turned her sugar walls into some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT. The dumb bitch went from screaming "Oh baby" to "Oh baby my pussy fell off!!!!"

The bitch was released from the hospital on Monday. She told police that the idiotic sex act was consensual and no crime was committed. Yeah, tell that to her pussy. May it rest in fucking peace. A SAW UP YOUR PUSSY?! I mean, I hope that when they got home she took a power drill to his asshole so he can see how it feels. A SAW UP YOUR PUSSY? I still can't. She will never watch an episode of Home Improvement the same away.

And if you have a vagina, I hope you kept your hand over it the whole time. It didn't need to see this story. If it did, it would have turned inside out and closed its doors forever. It's not the one - Thu, 12 Mar 2009 4:56pm
trevor corey
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. - Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:58pm
grimlord
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Bite the pillow



don't talk back - Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:33pm
trevor corey
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, - Sun, 15 Mar 2009 2:00pm
grimlord
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I am surprised to see Yessir hasn't put a picture of me up here yet. - Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:34am
trevor corey
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willem - Mon, 16 Mar 2009 2:09pm
Bo
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I made this one bored at work today - Thu, 19 Mar 2009 3:41pm
Mr. Hell
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As weird as it sounds, I gotta try a Mac Snack Wrap. - Thu, 19 Mar 2009 5:33pm
grimlord
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Doh
da doh
daaa
doh da da
doh
ohh - Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:08pm
grimlord
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Mr. Hell
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That kid would probably beat the ever loving shit out of you, Rim. - Fri, 20 Mar 2009 3:13pm
Mr. Horse
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I bet that boy could roundhouse your face off Rimlord
http://www.experiencefestival.com/forum/vBTube.php?do=view&vidid=eu6cQ_Vwpe4 - Sat, 21 Mar 2009 1:19pm
grimlord
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who the fuck are you talking too?
Round house.
Mr.Smell & Mr. Horseface.
I'll fucking stab you.
So why don't you go face the fuck you face fuckface. - Sat, 21 Mar 2009 3:31pm Edited: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 3:31pm
Corporal Jigsore Quandary
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Nanna? Why u lookin' at me like that LOL - Sat, 21 Mar 2009 5:18pm
Soap Dodger
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http://shipdisturbers.com/bestofcraigslist.jpg - Fri, 27 Mar 2009 11:18am
trevor corey
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http://www.leekspin.com/ - Sun, 29 Mar 2009 11:24am
Mr. Hell
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Certainly that is the best Craigslist ad ever put online. - Sun, 29 Mar 2009 1:29pm
grimlord
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People should learn how to take better pictures
Cuz I dont get it.

Oh and I like trains. - Sun, 29 Mar 2009 7:09pm Edited: Sun, 29 Mar 2009 7:21pm
Mr. Horse
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...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf_yqYQjygQ&feature=channel_page - Sun, 29 Mar 2009 8:09pm
grimlord
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How did you get that
who are you Mr. House



You Fail! nneeeaaahhh! - Sun, 29 Mar 2009 8:40pm
Mr. Horse
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Shit up fail face. - Sun, 29 Mar 2009 8:52pm
grimlord
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{I hope that's just durt on his nose}
Are you saying I have a face that fails.


I hope to think that there is some women out the that begs to differ.





All I have to say about that is...

The evil & the Innocence

Fuck that would make a grate title for something.

Steven King .... your welcome! - Sun, 29 Mar 2009 9:15pm Edited: Sun, 29 Mar 2009 9:59pm
grimlord
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01lntWJImF8 - Sun, 5 Apr 2009 2:15pm
grimlord
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA - Sun, 5 Apr 2009 2:21pm
trevor corey
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, - Wed, 8 Apr 2009 1:22am
Mr. Horse
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. - Sat, 11 Apr 2009 2:06am
Mr. Horse
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Holly crap! - Sat, 11 Apr 2009 2:09am
trevor corey
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yS09w6lVHI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.canucks.com%2Findex.php%3Fshowtopic%3D231498&feature=player_embedded - Sat, 11 Apr 2009 4:17pm
grimlord
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Haahhh ha ha yeah ha ha cool hah ha
yeah yeah

Burn baby burn ha ha

cool ha ha
yeahh yeah

nnnnnnnhhhhnnnggggggggrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb - Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:36pm Edited: Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:38pm
trevor corey
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http://LiveVictoria.com/index.php?&action=load_mb&new_subject=797939¤t_board=16 - Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:29pm
trevor corey
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. - Tue, 28 Apr 2009 5:09pm
Mr. Horse
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Viagra FAIL - Wed, 29 Apr 2009 1:01am
Matteus
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSd4t94XQm8&feature=related - Thu, 30 Apr 2009 2:30pm
trevor corey
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. - Fri, 1 May 2009 1:44am
Mr. Horse
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Stupid Americans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q566ys0sqVQ - Mon, 4 May 2009 10:51am
Soap Dodger
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk - Mon, 4 May 2009 5:47pm
Mr. Horse
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., - Sat, 16 May 2009 11:56am Edited: Sat, 16 May 2009 11:57am
Mr. Horse
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Hmm, Now I'm confused. I wonder if these two pictured were taken by the same guy. - Sat, 16 May 2009 11:59am
grimlord
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` - Sat, 16 May 2009 10:39pm
Mr. Horse
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Thinking about buying a Chinese made car? Take a look at this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOFIt9iw1Fs&feature=related&pos=0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukq-UUQAcZs&feature=related&pos=2
And a dirt bike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyFn690sZg - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 1:54am Edited: Sun, 14 Jun 2009 2:23am
Mr. Hell
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Buy Chinese, get what you deserve.
Learning life lessons the hard way. - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 6:17pm
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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Why is Chinese steel so shitty?
You can't even tighten up a bolt with out it stripping or even snapping.I have see Chinese steel and have worked with steel and other metals for some time and their steel seem to be more of a pot metal or a white steel.Unrefined shit. - Sun, 14 Jun 2009 10:19pm
Mr. Horse
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FLIP FLOP FAIL !
http://www.lamanaphotography.com/walmart2.htm
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/flip-flops-china-rash.shtml - Mon, 15 Jun 2009 6:51pm Edited: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 6:55pm
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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` - Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:22am
trevor corey
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n - Thu, 18 Jun 2009 1:48pm
Mr. Horse
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American Thanksgiving message FAIL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NYXBvHzcuM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0JD8pOgD1s&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V25OVfLsOV8&feature=related - Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:33am Edited: Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:37am
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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Mr. Horse ...Fail? - Tue, 11 Aug 2009 6:56pm
Mr. Horse
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This can of cashews was purchased at our local Wallmart here in town. What the hell did i just eat? - Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:01am
trevor corey
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they do this to bypass European and North American quality control and food safety laws
China sprays pesticides and crap that have been banned in the "first world countries" for years.
The majority of the cats and dogs that died from the tainted pet food, were fed Wal-Mart products.
Don't eat ANYTHING grown in China. - Tue, 18 Aug 2009 3:51pm
B.P.
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Or anything sold at Walmart for that matter. - Tue, 18 Aug 2009 9:13pm
B.P.
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. - Wed, 19 Aug 2009 8:47am
Mr. Horse
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Hmmm - Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:34pm
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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http://www.snotr.com/video/2963 - Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:36am
Rack-A-Lamb-A-God.
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http://www.break.com/epic-fails/livid-producer-caught-screaming-during-report.html - Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:37am
trevor corey
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. - Sun, 23 Aug 2009 5:43pm
trevor corey
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Hit and run fail - Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:29pm
trevor corey
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/ - Sun, 4 Oct 2009 11:08pm
Mr. Horse
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Nickelback Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtgSAlclqS8 - Wed, 14 Oct 2009 9:59pm
Grimlord the stonedinater
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Why Did those people even show up to a Fecalsmack gig...? - Sat, 17 Oct 2009 11:16am
Mr. Horse
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Funny as fuck bike crash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1tRoFZ0nzA&feature=related - Sat, 17 Oct 2009 7:03pm
Grimlord the stonedinater
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Fuck...
Through Mr.Horse's link ...
I ended up watching German blog vids.. an was quite amused and amazed.

I am drunk .....FUCK! - Sun, 18 Oct 2009 1:31am
Grimlord the stonedinater
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An I was doing so well ...Too! - Sun, 18 Oct 2009 1:32am
Mr. Horse
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You need God Grimlord. - Mon, 19 Oct 2009 9:12pm
Grimlord the stonedinater
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Grimlord the stonedinater
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