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| ass hole User Info... | whats red and hunched in the corner? -a baby with a razor blade whats green and in the corner? -that baby 3 weeks later how do you know when its bed time at mj's neverland ranch? -when the big hand touches the little one. i wanna see how sick some of you fuckers are..lets hear em.. - Tue, 25 Nov 2003 1:03pm | ||
| el fuckface-o User Info... | whats brown and in a babys diaper? michael jacksons hand. did you hear the title of michael jacksons new book? its called the ins and outs of child rearing. what has 18 balls and three pubic hairs? a michael jackson slumber party. why did michael jackson go shopping at wal-mart? he heard boys pants were half off. - Tue, 25 Nov 2003 2:41pm | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | my fav's why do you put a baby in blender feet first? so you can see the expression on it's face. whats red and screaming? a skinned baby in a bag of salt - Tue, 25 Nov 2003 2:45pm | ||
| Perpetual_Burn User Info... | Q:Why did Michael Jackson call Boys2Men? A:He thought it was a delivery service. Q:What's the hardest thing to get out of little boys underwear? A:Michael Jackson's makeup. Q:Why were the police at Michael Jackson's house? A: To search for signs of forced entry. Q:What's Michael Jackson's Idea of a perfect 10? A:Two 5 year olds. And for the finale...... Q:What's black and found in a little white can? A:Michael Jackson........ - Tue, 25 Nov 2003 3:14pm | ||
| SentencedtoBurn User Info... | Q- What's the difference between acne and a priest? A- Acne waits until you're a teenager to come on your face. Q- What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty- eight years olds? A- There's twenty of them. - Tue, 25 Nov 2003 8:10pm | ||
| METALNECK User Info... | Q: What's the first thing Michael Jackson does after sex? A: Put's the diaper back on. - Wed, 26 Nov 2003 7:48am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | what's the differance between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first guy on the moon and Micheal Jackson fucks little boys in the ass. - Wed, 26 Nov 2003 12:46pm | ||
| Gman User Info... | Q: What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of basketballs? A: You can't unload the basketballs with a pitchfork. Q: What's red and sits in the corner? A: A baby playing with a razor blade. Q: What's blue and sits in the corner? A: A baby in a plastic bag. Q: What's green and sits in the corner? A: Same baby three weeks later. Q: What's red and white and red and white and red and white? A: A baby in a blender. (Presumeably a white baby.) Gman - Wed, 26 Nov 2003 1:49pm | ||
| Chryst_al_Mighty User Info... | Q: What do brussell sprouts and sodomy have in common ? A: If you push them on children when their too young, they'll never like it when they grow up. heheh that one always cracks me up... - Wed, 26 Nov 2003 3:46pm | ||
| eboner User Info... | a guy in my class was telling me a bunch of jokes like these...he said he got grounded for telling his mom...haha. i wish i could remember tehm..it was alot of mj and baby ones..lolol. - Wed, 26 Nov 2003 4:59pm | ||
| Brett User Info... | best one I've ever heard What's the difference between a baby and an orange? - you don't cum inside the orange before you eat it hahaha beat that - Wed, 26 Nov 2003 8:13pm | ||
| Mutilashawn User Info... | whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porsche? I dont have a porsche in my garage. - Thu, 27 Nov 2003 5:55am | ||
| Perpetual_Burn User Info... | Q:What do do get when you hit a baby in the head with a hammer? A:An Erection. - Thu, 27 Nov 2003 11:20am | ||
| D�ds anger User Info... | Whats the best part about fucking a child? Getting paid for babysitting - Thu, 27 Nov 2003 4:41pm | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | No babies in this one, but still evil.... I like my women like I like my coffee......... Ground up and in the freezer...... - Thu, 27 Nov 2003 8:15pm | ||
| dave User Info... | Do any of you have children? Just curious. - Fri, 28 Nov 2003 7:37am | ||
| ML7Mike User Info... | How can children have children? Doesnt a girl have to be about 10 to concieve? :D - Fri, 28 Nov 2003 8:12am | ||
| ian too late User Info... | Q:whats more fun than stapling a baby to a wall? A:peeling it off. Q:what the difference between micheal jackson and a grocery bag? A:ones plastic and dangerous for children and the other holds grocerys. - Fri, 28 Nov 2003 7:33pm | ||
| METALNECK User Info... | I have a 5 year old son and a 3 year old daughter and yes I remember Thundersauce who played with my brothers old band and of course doctors lamp which I saw play since I live on the penninsula. - Fri, 28 Nov 2003 9:18pm | ||
| SentencedtoBurn User Info... | Q- What's the difference between a blonde chick and a freezer? A- The freezer doesn't fart when you take out your meat. A pedophile and a little kid are driving through a forested area in the darkness of night. The little kid looks over at the pedophile and says "Shit man, I'm really scared. It's fucking dark out here, how are we gonna find our way out?" Pedophile looks at the kid and says "You're scared? I have to find my way out of here alone!" - Sat, 29 Nov 2003 7:34am | ||
| D�ds anger User Info... | How go you make a baby stop crying? Hit it again. - Sat, 29 Nov 2003 9:58am | ||
| Broccoli User Info... | hey ML7Mike, normaly have to be ~12, but youngest reported case (I SHIT YOU NOT) a 5 year old with a kid (its called precocious puberty when you get it real early). Q why did the dead baby cross the road? A it was stapled to the chicken - Mon, 1 Dec 2003 12:27pm | ||
| Isolation Ride User Info... | Q; What does a whore and KFC have in common? A; They both have legs,breasts,thighs,and a greasy box to put your bones in. - Wed, 3 Dec 2003 9:40am | ||
| Chryst_al_Mighty User Info... | DAVE: Do any of you have children? Just curious. - Fri, 28 Nov 7:37am I dont know dave - Do abortions count ? - Wed, 3 Dec 2003 1:12pm | ||
| Bek6 User Info... | Whats the difference between a drugdealer and a prostitute??? a prostitute can wash her crack amd sell it again - Thu, 4 Dec 2003 8:36pm | ||
| Mr. Choad N. McFly User Info... | whats black and taps on glass? a baby in a microwave :) - Thu, 4 Dec 2003 9:58pm | ||
| Zac User Info... | What's the difference between a baby and your grandmother? Your grandmother doesnt die when i fuck her in the ass. - Sun, 7 Dec 2003 10:22pm | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | Dave, my post above was the joke I was going to tell you.... Can't remember if I did..... - Sun, 7 Dec 2003 11:51pm | ||
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