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The things you find downtown
| Message Board > Controversy and Quarantine > The things you find downtown |
| SickFuk User Info... |  The whole things in caps... ----- ADMISSION OF A BLEEDING DOPE (page 1) Men (secret intelligence) decided to make an experiment of me I came up with some sort of notions. But really it's not worth much. What they really want is absolute control. Any noble notion is theirs and all the fat secretaries suck up to them or give the little girls horrible stuff. (page 2) (sideways perpendicular to the rest) I tried fighting back by say maybe Wendy's just a name of (across) When I'm not on mental health drugs I feel pretty sane, but then it's just legal to give me some more. We women make deals like saying would you like to be called Wendy(my name) and named after a hamburger joint with a name so cute. They can travel through time and some guy put a pill? in his penis which of course caused AIDS and which of course is cured by eating a raw onion. Apparently they've melted down all my (page 3) art as some sort of blackmail and it could of been a good sculpture for the winter olympics I think but I'm tired of sucking around secret intelligence Apparently left handed girls are crazy and the secret of princess Diana of course is that she wore radioactive nail polish and now all the girls want the guys to wear it? WJT PS I would like to give this to a street newspaper but I've given $700 to keep them going and it got stolen (page 4) and the mental health deal is that any left handed girl actually born is going to be called Wendy and she'll be crazy ^ ^ ^ This is the shrinks secret sign ----- 'ere - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 8:53am Edited: Sun, 10 Jun 2007 8:54am | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | That's ok, but it doesn't compare to the 9 inch long human log I almost stepped in at work that had the three syringes sticking out of it. - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 1:29pm | ||
| darcy User Info... | Last night at my work (Funny enough, Wendy's) a woman came right in, went up to me, handed me some papers with exactly that written on them, then left. She didn't say anything at all to me. I took the sheets figuring she was a mute and was placing an order or something to that effect. - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 3:04pm | ||
| Danielle User Info... | OMG....I'm left handed........ - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 6:12pm | ||
| Danielle User Info... | The thing I see downtown that pisses me off more than anything else are the street people with dogs. When I worked in china town a few years ago I used to buy bulk dog biscuits and fill baggies with them and take them to work and anytime I saw someone with a dogs I would give them one. THey probably called me the dog biscuit girl. There were some people though that actually got ticked that I gave them something for their dog and no money for them. Having a dog has kinda dropped in popularity though thankfully cuz it stressed me out. Or at least I don't see many people with dogs anymore. Those Greenpeace guys are getting to be bit annoying... - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 6:22pm | ||
| DAJ User Info... | that was beautiful - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 8:17pm | ||
| KnifeGhost User Info... | Holy Christ. Schizophrenia is not much fun, but it has produced some amazing art as a side effect. - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:19pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | DJ needs to get leid. - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:50am | ||
| darcy User Info... | Those Greenpeace dudes are actually part of this company called Public Outreach. Basically, you pick a 'cause' or group, and stand on a street corner asking people to join it. I'm not sure if you get payed by signing people up or just standing for however long. - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 2:22pm | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | Why am I not surprised you're left handed? - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 4:18pm | ||
| Danielle User Info... | I don't know....why are you not surprised?? Hey... I could just toss in a little schizophrenia and a dash of bipolar and the world would be my oyster, or clam or whatever..... The war of wit, that's my game... - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:16pm | ||
| Hang the DJ User Info... | That was a fun read. Ah, schizoprenia... There's this woman who hangs out by the Starbucks at Safeway who has schizophrenia. Things she's said- "THE ITALIANS ARE COMING!" "Strawberries exploding in the sky" "I don't like the easter bunny. I'm getting myself an emery board. Yep, an emery board. And I'm filing down his teeth" (woman walks past) "I'm not with the easter bunny either!" "Camilla, Camilla! Are you and Diana still getting along?" "Every man wants a Gillette Foamy!" "What do you think, Meow mix?" "Like Ozzy said, ALL ABOARD! HAHAHAHA" (at least she has good taste in music?) "Why are you laughing? High on your looks?" Her- "Are you going to finish that coffee? Me- "umm" Her- "Mocha java mocha. I need to stay alert!" Me- "sorry?" Her- "Oh nevermind you're not capable" (Guy drives past in van and looks at her) "LOOK AT THAT EYE. No value, NO PRINCIPLE" Yesss I like to take up space and make people read about pointless stuff that happens to me. mwahaha - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:27pm | ||
| Hang the DJ User Info... |  Why not... - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:28pm | ||
| Danielle User Info... | Was it an afternoon pass? - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:26am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | .......and how exactly do you know about "afternoon passes" ? - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:31am | ||
| Danielle User Info... | Well...I'm left handed aren't I! - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:35am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | I thought they had a ten pm curfew. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:41am | ||
| Danielle User Info... | All in jest Miss DJ. Couldn't help it and you really did set yourself up for that one! An emery board huh? hmmmmmm I even have a left handed guitar. Which is really fun whenever I have someone over who's had a few and they pick it up to play. Beats saran wrapping the toilet any day! - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:44am | ||
| Danielle User Info... | Depends (get it "depends" hahahahaah) on your med schedule. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:45am | ||
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| KnifeGhost User Info... | HtDJ, that post confirms to me that crazy people are a lot more sane than most of the "sane" people around us. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 1:49am | ||
| Danielle User Info... | The depends or the meds? I have to admit there have been times when it just seemed so labourous to have to get up to pee in the middle of the night that I figure that's why my son won't give up his "pull ups" at night. Never have to get up, ya just lay there and pee whenever you want. And they have stay dry lining and Spiderman! As for the meds, I never trust any drugs handed out by pharmacists...... - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 1:50am | ||
| trevor corey User Info... | ORLY? ......insulin works pretty good for me. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 2:22am | ||
| Mean Mike User Info... | Yesterday there were people with huge signs outside Mayfair Mall protesting CIBC's animal cruelty.. ? Best thing I can remember finding downtown was a wallet with $30 and a gram of black hash in it. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:05am | ||
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