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The things you find downtown
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SickFuk
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Found this when I went to grab my bus home from work this morning... the image is the last page of the four...
The whole things in caps...
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ADMISSION OF A BLEEDING DOPE
(page 1)
Men (secret intelligence)
decided to make an
experiment of me
I came up with some
sort of notions. But
really it's not worth
much. What they really
want is absolute
control. Any noble
notion is theirs and
all the fat secretaries
suck up to them or
give the little girls
horrible stuff.

(page 2)
(sideways perpendicular to the rest)
I tried fighting back by say maybe
Wendy's just a name of

(across)
When I'm not on mental
health drugs I feel pretty
sane, but then it's just
legal to give me some
more.
We women make deals
like saying would you
like to be called Wendy(my name)
and named after a
hamburger joint with a
name so cute. They
can travel through time
and some guy put a pill?
in his penis which of
course caused AIDS and
which of course is cured
by eating a raw onion.
Apparently they've
melted down all my

(page 3)
art as some sort of
blackmail and it could
of been a good sculpture
for the winter olympics
I think but I'm tired of
sucking around secret
intelligence
Apparently left
handed girls are crazy
and the secret of princess
Diana of course is that
she wore radioactive
nail polish and now all
the girls want the guys
to wear it?
WJT
PS I would like to give
this to a street newspaper
but I've given $700 to keep
them going and it got stolen

(page 4)
and the mental
health deal is
that any left handed
girl actually born
is going to be
called Wendy
and she'll be
crazy

^
^
^
This is the shrinks
secret sign

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'ere - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 8:53am Edited: Sun, 10 Jun 2007 8:54am
Mr. Hell
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That's ok, but it doesn't compare to the 9 inch long human log I almost stepped in at work that had the three syringes sticking out of it. - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 1:29pm
darcy
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Last night at my work (Funny enough, Wendy's) a woman came right in, went up to me, handed me some papers with exactly that written on them, then left. She didn't say anything at all to me. I took the sheets figuring she was a mute and was placing an order or something to that effect. - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 3:04pm
Danielle
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OMG....I'm left handed........ - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 6:12pm
Danielle
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The thing I see downtown that pisses me off more than anything else are the street people with dogs. When I worked in china town a few years ago I used to buy bulk dog biscuits and fill baggies with them and take them to work and anytime I saw someone with a dogs I would give them one. THey probably called me the dog biscuit girl. There were some people though that actually got ticked that I gave them something for their dog and no money for them. Having a dog has kinda dropped in popularity though thankfully cuz it stressed me out. Or at least I don't see many people with dogs anymore.

Those Greenpeace guys are getting to be bit annoying... - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 6:22pm
DAJ
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that was beautiful - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 8:17pm
KnifeGhost
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Holy Christ.

Schizophrenia is not much fun, but it has produced some amazing art as a side effect. - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:19pm
trevor corey
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DJ needs to get leid. - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:50am
darcy
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Those Greenpeace dudes are actually part of this company called Public Outreach. Basically, you pick a 'cause' or group, and stand on a street corner asking people to join it. I'm not sure if you get payed by signing people up or just standing for however long. - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 2:22pm
trevor corey
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Why am I not surprised you're left handed? - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 4:18pm
Danielle
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I don't know....why are you not surprised?? Hey... I could just toss in a little schizophrenia and a dash of bipolar and the world would be my oyster, or clam or whatever..... The war of wit, that's my game... - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:16pm
Hang the DJ
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That was a fun read.

Ah, schizoprenia... There's this woman who hangs out by the Starbucks at Safeway who has schizophrenia.

Things she's said-

"THE ITALIANS ARE COMING!"

"Strawberries exploding in the sky"

"I don't like the easter bunny. I'm getting myself an emery board. Yep, an emery board. And I'm filing down his teeth"

(woman walks past) "I'm not with the easter bunny either!"

"Camilla, Camilla! Are you and Diana still getting along?"

"Every man wants a Gillette Foamy!"

"What do you think, Meow mix?"

"Like Ozzy said, ALL ABOARD! HAHAHAHA" (at least she has good taste in music?)

"Why are you laughing? High on your looks?"

Her- "Are you going to finish that coffee?
Me- "umm"
Her- "Mocha java mocha. I need to stay alert!"
Me- "sorry?"
Her- "Oh nevermind you're not capable"

(Guy drives past in van and looks at her) "LOOK AT THAT EYE. No value, NO PRINCIPLE"


Yesss I like to take up space and make people read about pointless stuff that happens to me. mwahaha - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:27pm
Hang the DJ
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me outside the Eric Martin Institute.

Why not... - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:28pm
Danielle
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Was it an afternoon pass? - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:26am
trevor corey
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.......and how exactly do you know about "afternoon passes" ? - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:31am
Danielle
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Well...I'm left handed aren't I! - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:35am
trevor corey
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I thought they had a ten pm curfew. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:41am
Danielle
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All in jest Miss DJ. Couldn't help it and you really did set yourself up for that one! An emery board huh? hmmmmmm

I even have a left handed guitar. Which is really fun whenever I have someone over who's had a few and they pick it up to play. Beats saran wrapping the toilet any day! - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:44am
Danielle
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Depends (get it "depends" hahahahaah) on your med schedule. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:45am
trevor corey
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Don't knock it till you try it! - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:47am Edited: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:59am
KnifeGhost
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HtDJ, that post confirms to me that crazy people are a lot more sane than most of the "sane" people around us. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 1:49am
Danielle
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The depends or the meds?

I have to admit there have been times when it just seemed so labourous to have to get up to pee in the middle of the night that I figure that's why my son won't give up his "pull ups" at night. Never have to get up, ya just lay there and pee whenever you want. And they have stay dry lining and Spiderman!

As for the meds, I never trust any drugs handed out by pharmacists...... - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 1:50am
trevor corey
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ORLY?
......insulin works pretty good for me. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 2:22am
Mean Mike
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Yesterday there were people with huge signs outside Mayfair Mall protesting CIBC's animal cruelty.. ?

Best thing I can remember finding downtown was a wallet with $30 and a gram of black hash in it. - Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:05am
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