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Your Mama...........
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Victim
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Your Mama's sooo FAT when she jumps for joy she gets stuck

...Russel Peters - Sun, 25 Mar 2007 9:23am
jackass
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ok, fank you! - Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:07pm
ROSS B AY
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Yo mama so hairy, looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock........ - Mon, 26 Mar 2007 4:17pm
trevor corey
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yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven! - Mon, 26 Mar 2007 4:46pm
the JAK
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YO MAMMA SO FAT AFTER SEX SHE SMOKES A HAM - Mon, 26 Mar 2007 5:05pm
jackass
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ok fank you! - Mon, 26 Mar 2007 5:22pm
Kyle
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Your Momma's got a peg leg - with a kickstand. - Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:56am
MOfo
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yo mommas so fat her blood type is ragu - Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:21pm
Hang the DJ
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Yo mama's butt so big, she got more crack than Whitney and Bobby Brown.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorilla's in the mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama is so skinny, she hoola-hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out. - Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:04pm
trevor corey
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Your momma wears Doc Marteens - Wed, 28 Mar 2007 2:13pm
alcoholly
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Your mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail. - Wed, 28 Mar 2007 2:50pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Your mother is so disagreeable that I would prefer not to talk to her anymore. - Wed, 28 Mar 2007 8:19pm
DeadYeti1
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Your mama's so fat, she cut herself shaving and KFC gravy poured out. - Wed, 28 Mar 2007 8:28pm
Mace
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Yo hippy mama SO FAT- She went to clean out da' garbage disposel wit' her hands when it wuz turned on... and all she got was 'grazed anatomy' on 'T.V.'!


Yo Hippy Mama SO FAT- she went to a 'Blood, Sweat n' Tears' reunion show and only 'Blood and Tears' showed up!

Hez.


Yo Mama SOO FAT- when playin' guitar- she look like a Tyrannosaurus Rex playin' a Fender Telecaster!!!! - Fri, 30 Mar 2007 4:02pm Edited: Fri, 30 Mar 2007 4:08pm
ROSS B AY
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heeeey....i think you made those up man! teehee.... - Fri, 30 Mar 2007 4:47pm
ROSS B AY
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"Your mother is so disagreeable that I would prefer not to talk to her anymore."





Best one so far. - Fri, 30 Mar 2007 4:48pm
Andrew
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your mother's hot - Fri, 30 Mar 2007 5:54pm
Mace
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Yo Mama iz SO FAT- that when she iz drivin'... has a 'wide-load' sign with warning light flashings and red flags attached to her bumpers, that she has to ride the shoulder of the street to stay out of on-coming traffic!! - Sun, 1 Apr 2007 12:06am
trevor corey
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your momma is your dad's sister. - Sun, 1 Apr 2007 12:10am
MURDALIZER
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Yo momma's teefs soo yella, she could butter a whole loaf of breaed! - Sun, 1 Apr 2007 8:51pm
Mace
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Yo Mama's 'Teef' so Yella, that when she eat shrimphf, it turn dem' white!


HOLLA! - Mon, 2 Apr 2007 6:54pm
ROSS B AY
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Your mama's a fucking whore and I torqued her last night. - Sat, 7 Apr 2007 7:35pm
trevor corey
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Chode^ - Sun, 8 Apr 2007 3:14am Edited: Sun, 8 Apr 2007 3:16am
gino
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Yo mamma's a cunt, so fuck off! - Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:14am
Aknowl
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your mama is so fat, she has diabetes. - Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:52am
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