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Jaron Evil
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Yes its immature, but we've all done it. I'll start....

A COCKWORK ORANGE
MRS. ASSFIRE
SCHINDLER'S FIST
DAWN OF THE SPREAD
SPERMINATOR
SPERMINATOR 2: FUDGEMENT DAY
LORD OF THE COCKRINGS
THE JOY SLUT CLUB
KING DONG
JAY AND VIOLENT BOB GET BACK
STAR WHORES
THE EMPIRE LIKES BACK
EVIL HEAD

anyone else?

- - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 10:43am
The Box Drone
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Wet Dreams May Cum - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:16am
Detroit Velvet Smooth
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jaron evil takes it in the ASS! - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:19am
Brandon
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The Blair Bitch Project - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 12:23pm
Nik Olaz
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Tristate Buttfuck - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 12:30pm
jay brown
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A day in the life of Jay Brown. - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 1:13pm
Brandon
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Cervix With A Smile - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 2:14pm
PrincessP
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fist full of cocks
harry twatter and the chamber of cocks
charlie's cocks
shaft - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 2:28pm
Nat
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BACKDOOR BITCHES

i was thinking it would be a great band name as well. - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 3:28pm
XY-SATAN
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Willy wanker and the chubbo fuckery - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 4:21pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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The Odd Couple. - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 5:50pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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-Slap 'er in the crapper
-Hit 'er in the shitter
-hump 'er in the dumper
-Fist yer little sister
-Ram slam thank you ma'am
-My brown eye girl
-Julians mom pushes cum up her bum with her thumb for rum
-Sucking off all while drunk, her face encrusted with moldy spunk
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....my ideas come from having worked in a porn store mixed with years of writing death metal lyrics. it's almost creepy how they can work so well together. - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 7:29pm
jay brown
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an hour in the life of jay brown - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 7:33pm
Uzer
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Glazed Donut Holes - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 7:39pm
rounder
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fuck those big tits - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 7:41pm
Ammut
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Dammit, I'm just no good at cumming up with porn titles! - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 7:55pm
XY-SATAN
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Terms of impalement

Star whores ep. 5- The erection strikes crack - Tue, 21 Jun 2005 8:07pm
kittykat666
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Hairy Pooter and the Philosopher's Bone - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 12:22am
karateporkchop
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Syphillis Diller does comedy gags! - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 3:20am
Dr.DoomXXX
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Gagless sounds more acurate. Just look at that cocksuckerscramp. - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 8:07am
Detroit Velvet Smooth
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'Crack whore connfessions'

it's funny cause it's true

http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.com/crack_whore_confessions_1.htm - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 9:56am
SickFuk
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Enter Sandman
The House that Jackoff's built
2x4
Madly in Anal with you
Ain't my Bitch

All starring Lars Ulrich

'ere - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 10:03am
Dr.DoomXXX
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Pleased to meat you. - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 5:12pm
Lurker
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25 seconds in the life of Jay Brown? - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 5:16pm
jay brown
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Is that the gay porn with you starring as my prison bitch?...... - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 6:48pm
Kimberleykaos
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Silas, that was funny shiite alright...

Hows 'bout ~Pump Friction~

(came up with that as I was just watching it on t.v...the real one you sickos...) - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 7:15pm
XY-SATAN
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2069 A Spase Bukkake - Staring HAL 9669 he's fully functional!

You have to see this , and be patient and let the flash get going. Trust me it's worth it.

If you liked 2001 Space Odyssey then you will really like this.

http://www.kubrick2001.com/

Sleezy Ride Whore - staring Jack Dicklcum - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 7:54pm
Lurker
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Jay if you give away the whole plot who's gonna want to watch it? - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 9:09pm
Tragedy
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Me, dammit. - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 11:27pm
Kimberleykaos
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I'll watch it with ya...(Mmmm...Jay Porn)

As long as your boyfriend uses the toilet in the upright position while there is company... - Thu, 23 Jun 2005 9:28am
SublimeKid
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School of Cock
101 Positions
Girl (Guide)s Gone Wild!
Happy Fillmore
Nutbusters
Mean Girls (Swallow!) - Thu, 23 Jun 2005 6:49pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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Hooray for girl guides gone wild. The girl guides of today have boobies (unlike the girl guides from my day.) - Thu, 23 Jun 2005 7:21pm
karateporkchop
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Dennis The Crevice starring Mr.Wilson
Every which way- butt loose
Mr.Holland's Orphus
Murphy's Brown
I dream of weanie - Thu, 23 Jun 2005 8:31pm
Fableway
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Saving Ryans' Privates
Fast Times at Rim Job High
Anal Sluts Get Fucked Part 6 (its just funny) - Fri, 24 Jun 2005 6:58am
Dr.DoomXXX
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The real porn was actually called "Shaving Ryans Privates". - Fri, 24 Jun 2005 7:27pm
karate porkchop
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The adventures of Buttman & Throbbin'
Jurrasic pork
Glad-he-ate-her
Lust in Space (ooooooh, miss piggy) - Fri, 24 Jun 2005 8:30pm
Jaron Evil
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THE COCKY WHORE PICTURE SHOW
E.T. - THE EXTRA TESTICLE
PLANET OF THE RAPES
RE-PENETRATOR
I CREAM ON JEANIE

Porn PS2 games:

SILENT THRILL
MANCUNT
TWISTED ANAL BLACK
EVIL HEAD: FISTFUL OF FUCKSTICK


- - Sat, 25 Jun 2005 8:56am
jay fatso
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there is actually a porno called "planet of the gapes" full of big old streched out cunts. brad from the hoodrats jerks off to that one all the time. - Sat, 25 Jun 2005 10:50am
PrincessP
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I once saw a musical porn called swinging in the rain, it rocked people humping and singing at the same time. - Sat, 25 Jun 2005 1:57pm
day_trippen
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shitty clitty bang bang - Sun, 26 Jun 2005 7:34pm
Brendan
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Good Will Humping
Billy Slap-his-skin
Star Trek: Penetrations
Donnie Dark hole
Indiana Bones in the Last School Grade - Sun, 26 Jun 2005 8:01pm
Ty Stranglehold
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A Clockwork Orgy (it exsists)
Romancing The Bone
Tool Of The Nile
Resivoir Dongs
Fill Bill
seX-Men
Fuck Club
GhostThrusters


Oh yeah, and the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. - Mon, 27 Jun 2005 7:07am
Buster Cherry
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Retards Get Horny Too - Mon, 27 Jun 2005 4:16pm
Rick James
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meaty madness
WITH a paddle
Great Canadian Beaver Hunt
THIRD WORLD GIRLS GONE WILD - Mon, 27 Jun 2005 11:35pm
Broccoli
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Sperm Burping Cum Junkies - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 6:39pm
XY-MEN
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Everything you wanted to know about sodomy, but were afraid to ASS !

Snatch in all Lamb Poon's Bestiality house !

The Muff it movie ! - Wed, 6 Jul 2005 11:00pm
Buster Cherry
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Girls Who Eat Shit for Smack
Government Street Cocksuckers
Girls Who Suck Goat Dick for Meth
Anal Amputees
Jabba the Butt
Fist Filled Fuckholes - Thu, 7 Jul 2005 7:37pm
Jaron Evil
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GOOD WILL CUNTING
ASSABLANCA
SCREWBY-DOO
JUDGE HEAD
A WET DREAM ON ELM STREET
EVENT WHORIZON
WAR AND PIECE
FUCKTASTIC FOUR


- - Fri, 8 Jul 2005 1:21pm
Severed
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Indiana jones and the adventures of the broken cherries - Mon, 11 Jul 2005 7:51am
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Names of real movies that should be pornos:

Sixteen
The Good The Bad & The Ugly
Pecker
Great Balls Of Fire
Roll Bounce
Layer Cake
A Whole In One
April's Shower
Bad Santa - Tue, 12 Jul 2005 1:28pm
XY-FILF
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Hey, here's a few ,

Every which way but lose ( gangbang)

Romancing the stone ( MILF)

Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory ( Scat )

Charlie and the chocolate factory ( Anal) ) - Tue, 12 Jul 2005 3:09pm
BusterCherry
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Save the Whales (plumper)

Sawed off Shotguns (midget)

Smack my Bitch Up (S&M) - Wed, 13 Jul 2005 10:39am
SickFuk
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Well, me and Shane went went off on a tangent here... so here's a bunch of spew from us....

so first...
Star Whores
The Empire Strokes Back
Return of the Cable Guy
Episode 1 - The Faggot Menace
Episode 2 - Attack of the Bones
Episode 3 - Revenge of the Siphilus

And the SexTrek Series
1 The Motion Porno
2 The bath with Khan
3 The search for spunk
4 The voyage homo
5 The underscrubbed pussy
6 Ejaculations
7 First Contact
8 His erections
9 Nimpho mess

The Smellraiser series....
1 Smellraiser
2 Smellbound
3 Smell of Earth
4 Bloodline
5 In Firm Hoe
6 Smellseeker

Don't forget...
Evil Head
Evil Head 2 - Head by Dawn
Army of Dikeness

and well can't forget....
Raiders of the Soft Cock
Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poon
The Fast Buffet

a few Disney ones....
Poke a Hot Ass
The Meaty Dikes
Boy Story
ET - The Extra Testicle
Herpes, the Love Bug
Merry Pokin's

And a bunch more assorted ones....

Full Metal Jackoff
Queer Science
Pump Friction
Fill Bill
Fill Bill - Volume Spew
Wombraider
Howard the Dick
Harry Pooper and the Philosophers Bone
Fuck 'er Lips now
The Hitchhikers guide to Pornography
Beer and Lotion in Las Vegas
Bram Strokers Ejaculate


And we can't forget the ones that don't need any editing......

Weekend at Bernies
The Punisher
Thelma and Louise
Free Willy
Sleeping Beauty
The Incredible Hulk
Jackie Brown
Blow
Slapshot
Private Parts
The Cable Guy
13 Monkeys

So live with those images in your brain bastards

'ere - Sun, 17 Jul 2005 9:33pm
dumpstermesh
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HERPES, THE LOVE BUG!!!

Like you are not my hero for coming up with that!!! When we were 16 my bestfriend was bought a car that was painted up like Herbie for X-mas. She has since sold it but you can still see it toolin' around the city. - Sun, 17 Jul 2005 11:01pm
Tragedy
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BAHAHAAAA!!! Some of those are pretty damn good. - Mon, 18 Jul 2005 7:05am
duncan
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"Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poon"

haha thats my favorite. - Mon, 18 Jul 2005 8:08am
Kimberleykaos
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That is actually their whole porn collection, and I have seen it with my own eyes...
Really...no, really! - Tue, 19 Jul 2005 7:49pm
SickFuk
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Eaten Back to Life
Edible Autopsy
Meat Hook Sodomy
Covered With Sores
I Cum Blood
Addicted To Vaginal Skin
Split Wide Open
Necropedophile
The Cryptic Stench
Entrails Ripped From A Virgin`s Cunt
Post Mortal Ejaculation
Fucked With A Knife
Stripped, Raped And Strangled
Pulverized
Return To Flesh
She Was Asking For It
The Bleeding
Force Fed Broken Glass
Devoured By Vermin
Eaten From Inside
Orgasm Through Torture
Dismembered and molested
From skin to liquid
Ecstacy in decay
Raped by the beast
Blunt Force Castration
Bent Backwards And Broken
Worm Infested



Oh wait a second... those are all Cannibal Corpse songs

'ere - Thu, 21 Jul 2005 6:57pm
Hell's Thunder
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Diddler on the roof
The whole nine inches
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
From here to maternity - Sat, 23 Jul 2005 6:51pm
SickFuk
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ok....ok....

We just couldn't help it....
Me, one Sick Fuck... and Shane, the Sick Bastard.... cames up with one last list of Porn movie names.... all of which are based on TV shows...

The ones marked with a * didn't even need to be changed

First we have the game shows...
* The price is right
* Beat the Geeks
Win Ben Steins honey
Family Fluid
* Oblivious
The Mating game

Don't forget the Wrestling shows
* WWE Raw
* WWE Smackdown
* WWE Sunday night heat
WCW - World Class Whoring
ECW - Extreme Cock Wrangling

And of course... Reality TV
Pimp my Bride
Spunkd
Survived Her
* Big Brother
Hogan knows breast

And the Sex Trek series
Sex Trek
Sex Trek - The next penetration
Sex Trek - Deep Throat nine
Sex Trek - Viagra, her
Sex Trek - Enter, please

From Muchmusic...
Load
and Spunk show

Can't ignore talk shows...
The Jerry Sphincter Show
Fill Donahue
* Oral Roberts
Oral Whinfrey
The Howard Sperm Show
* Late night with David Letterman
Gropin' Dikes with Mike Bullard
Dr Fill
The Sunday night Sex show

And some classic TV from the past
The Dikes of Hazzard
* Three's Company
Silver Spooge
Pork'n Mindy
Happy Lays
The Golden Shower Girls
The Gay Team
Little Whorehouse on the Prairie
Tour of Doody
The toilet zone
The odor limits
* Leave it to Beaver
Ripleys feel her on not
The incredible hulk
* V
* Charles in Charge
Spunky Brewster
Queers
Condom Leak
Laverne and Shirley
Different Strokes

And a section of cartoons and such for the kids
Self Pork
Beaver and Buttsex
Loney Poons
Inspect her gadget
* Peewee's Playhouse
* Mr. Dressup
Fuckman
Bone high
Kevin spends her
Sexual Street
* Tom and Jerry
* After School Special

And a bunch more which we couldn't figure out what to call...
* Queer eye for the straight guy
* Sex in the city
Busty the Vampire Layer
In the Heat of Night
That 70's Ho
* The young and the restless
Gays of our lives
* Perfect Strangers
Chek Six Nudes
Cock with Yan
The Sex Files

Bad things happen when one S.I.C.K. Fuck and one S.I.C.K. Bastard get a hold of a piece of paper

'ere - Sun, 24 Jul 2005 8:51pm
Buster Cherry
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The Nookie Monster
Bert and Ernie
Big Bird
Muffuluppugus
Oscar the Pouch
Tickle Me Homo
The Family Guy
Bend Over Grover
Mouthpark
Fatman and Throbbin'
5 Finger Discount
She Loves Sausage
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Fill Me
Mr. Tubesteak
Poke Her then Choke Her
Porky's
Mamma's Family
All in the Family
Ho'Storm
Mister Fister
Cuff 'em and Stuff 'em - Tue, 26 Jul 2005 9:31pm
dumpstermesh
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Me and your mother take one.

Me and your mother take two.

Me and your mother take three..... - Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:46am
BusterCherry
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Ebeneezer Spooge
Hurtin' Ernie
Oscar the Pouch
Muffulupugus
Forest Hump - Thu, 28 Jul 2005 8:47pm
slipintotheshade
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this made me laugh all morning, couldn't help but think of a few more

*lassie
the littlest homo
cum & hummer
*all in the family
battlecocks elastica
the whore whisperer
sperms of endearment
peeing there
natural porn fillers
transporners (more than meets the eye)
the manchurian candy mates
*friends
sack to the future
spray it forward

and for the handicapped

*blind date
caning amy

a few band names

metallicum
pink & floyd
the greatful head
new world boner
johhny rash
you two
*nine inch nails
matthew's suite
share
*kenny rogers
breasts from above 1979 - Sat, 30 Jul 2005 10:47am
XY-m/
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Some 60's flicks

With six you get cunt roll

Fist full of cervix

Dr. Dude didle - Thu, 4 Aug 2005 7:11pm
WILLEM
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The Pine Tree Savage. - Tue, 23 Aug 2005 7:54am
Rubber Box
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Ho Malone - Tue, 23 Aug 2005 8:50am
SPIDER
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The Jay Brown Experience
Alcoholic White Gash
The Hoosegow Confidential
Lower Island Peelers - Wed, 7 Sep 2005 11:38pm
XY-PORN
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Hey man we're talking about made up porn titles !

I'm thinking there probably is a "Jay Brown experience" grainy, night goggle sex tape out there ? - Thu, 8 Sep 2005 1:36am
_Griphin_
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Heh... The Jay Brown Experience! - Thu, 8 Sep 2005 8:30pm
420
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as if jay brown gets laid... - Thu, 8 Sep 2005 8:38pm
XY-SPORK
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That's why it's called "The Jay Brown Experience" silly !

A Vid e hoe for that porno UNDERBELLY !

......footage all filmed with as handy cam with a wide angle lens .


Directed by J

Produces by J

Filmed by J's left hand

Gripped by right hand


AND STARRING !

Jay Brown as the “Perv” !


Devices and props supplied by Snake enterprises . (all rights reserved)

“And remember to look for the guy with the snake tattoo on his face when you’re in Snakes Pornoarium! “ - Thu, 8 Sep 2005 11:10pm
Lordpatch
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you got me jerking back and foreskin
are we not bent (raw n' uncut)
jonny's quest
dragon balls sleazy
thunder bangin' 8inch
Oh MAn!!! the Final Cunt Flick
undressed to drill - Sun, 11 Sep 2005 3:48pm
SPIDER
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Pink Fyold - Sun, 11 Sep 2005 4:02pm
Avid Fan
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ASS UP FACE DOWN...
PUT IT WHERE IT DOES'T BELONG. (this one belongs to "clerks" but its just so good it needed to be said) - Mon, 12 Sep 2005 2:37am
Buster Cherry
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DICK VAN DIKE - Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:08pm
adam.
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The Big Bang! - Thu, 15 Sep 2005 7:47pm
Aidan Logins
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Aidan loagins stars in:
how many ladys (or men) can u fuck i 12 min. - Tue, 11 Oct 2005 7:05pm
WILLEM
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Willem goes to church, Im gonna direct it, right up your ass! - Thu, 20 Oct 2005 2:34pm
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