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ODIN
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I fucking hate them - Sun, 29 May 2005 9:43pm
Lucius
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I think they are kinda cute. Especially when you glue them to the dash of your 1987 K Car! - Mon, 30 May 2005 5:49am
Nik Olaz
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i love them. - Mon, 30 May 2005 11:07am
Brandon
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those wee beady eyes scare the jeepers out of me - Mon, 30 May 2005 2:43pm
ODIN
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nik you only love them because you use them as butt plugs. - Mon, 30 May 2005 5:07pm
_Griphin_
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Odduly enough, there used to be a video game for the Commodore 64 that was called Trolls and used those things. - Mon, 30 May 2005 7:05pm
Pubert
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trolls suck a mean dick, believe you me! whacka whacka whacka! - Mon, 30 May 2005 7:46pm
Anonymous
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I guess that means you do too, Pubert. - Mon, 30 May 2005 9:38pm
Pubert
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You bet your sweet ass I do! Whaka whaka whaka! - Tue, 31 May 2005 7:23am
Detroit Velvet Smooth
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your dick fits in a trolls mouth?... oops sorry, your pee pee fits in a trolls mouth?

. - Tue, 31 May 2005 9:11am
Dr.DoomXXX
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We would have also excepted: wang, wee wee, dink or pecker. - Tue, 31 May 2005 3:57pm
XY-SATAN
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Winky ! - Tue, 31 May 2005 6:21pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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noodle. - Tue, 31 May 2005 9:10pm
Brandon
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Willy? - Wed, 1 Jun 2005 12:05pm
_Griphin_
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We Willy Winky!!! - Wed, 1 Jun 2005 6:02pm
ODIN
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schlong - Wed, 1 Jun 2005 6:54pm
XY-SATAN
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Trouser snake ! - Wed, 1 Jun 2005 10:16pm
Detroit Velvet Smooth
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when i said 'pee pee' i meant it to denote a small penis, like when you were a kid and refferd to your unit as a pee pee. schlong, trouser snake sound like a large cock. come on people think, i was flaming that pubert fag. i'll start again,

wee wee.

. - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 10:32am
Sati
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glad you cleared that up
its a shame when people get caught up in all the excitement and the point of it gets lost..
wang was a bit much too.

nu nu - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 11:26am
Pubert
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i like to call mine my 'whaka'. so, usually when i'm running around downtown going 'whaka whaka whaka', i'm usually flapping my pee pee at people. it's great for laughs. whaka whaka whaka! - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 2:13pm
ODIN
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you're right we have lost track. TROLLS FUCKING SUCK! - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 9:03pm
XY-SATAN
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They look like Cro-Magnon crackwhores . - Thu, 2 Jun 2005 9:29pm
Dr.DoomXXX
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ODIN, the real point is that pubert sucks. - Fri, 3 Jun 2005 12:06pm
ODIN
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mmm another troll that sucks haw haw. - Fri, 3 Jun 2005 5:54pm
Pubert
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awwwwww, come on guys! i' is just lots smarter than youguys! - Sat, 4 Jun 2005 12:32am
ODIN
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The following laugh is not a laugh out of humour but out of spite, HAW HAW HAW! - Sat, 4 Jun 2005 8:28pm
lonemonk
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Pubert has the most appropriate name I have ever seen on this forum.

If the 'guy' is mid-30s then he is arrested on 14 to be sure. - Sat, 4 Jun 2005 10:32pm
pubert
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Speculate all you wish. I am a aneggma. Whaka whaka whaka! - Sun, 5 Jun 2005 9:23am
Anonymous
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Nice spelling, Pubert. I think the word you were probably looking for was smegma. Wanka Wanka Wankoff - Sun, 5 Jun 2005 10:43am
Masturbating The War God
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ahaha, though I think he probably meant enigma. - Sun, 5 Jun 2005 10:46am
Anonymous
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duh. - Sun, 5 Jun 2005 10:51am
Brendan
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"Cro-Magnon crackwhores"

What an oddly apt description. - Sun, 5 Jun 2005 12:31pm
regular and stuff
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Let's everyone just stop replying to pubert, let's just ignore him. He's not funny, he can't spell and likely has trouble reading as well. Let's just friggin' ignore him and he'll very likely slink away...

Moms always give the best advice. - Sun, 5 Jun 2005 8:56pm
willem
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fuck you bitch, i love trollz,

maybe one day, me and all my other troll clan will show up at yer gig, and shit ourselves,

stink up your show, throw flaming bags of shit at you and your band.


fuck you. - Mon, 6 Jun 2005 12:48pm
ODIN
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You poor sexually confused dolt. Whatever may occur, you still have the IQ of an infant and according to you, you still shit yourself. Wonderful








Leaving on that note... you can go fuck yourself. - Mon, 6 Jun 2005 3:23pm
knobgobbler
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Throwing bags of human shit around is awesome. I love shitting my pants, too, especially a few hours after I devour a tasty stew of corn, hot peppers, eggs and cat food. That gives me the runs, and I poop my runs right into my super-soaker. Then I take my super-soaker and spray the shit on the faces of bands as they play. I pump my soaker and it soaks EVERYONE in goo from my asshole, and it's totally fucking awesome.

Just kidding. Actually that would likely be considered a public health hazard, and if I really did it I might even be kicked out of the gig, LOL!

Hope to see everyone at MY gig down at the Inner Harbour this Friday night. I'll be singing and playing acoustic guitar (cat stevens, james taylor, neil young classics good for the whole fam!), and I'll also be selling my new CD, entitled 'The Cherry Picker's Holiday'. Be there or be square! - Wed, 8 Jun 2005 9:51am
XY-SATAN
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Throwing excrement all over the stage and audience, fuck man that sounds just like a TARD show !! No super soakers but plenty of hockey helmets ! - Wed, 8 Jun 2005 12:02pm
ODIN
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knobgobbler your picture reminds of my favourite board game... hungry hungry hippos! - Wed, 8 Jun 2005 5:48pm
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