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cursing for cool christian kids
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ODIN
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i came up with this idea on the weekend with a few friends. it's a book that substitutes cursing with normal words. for example "AH!SHIT STICKS!" becomes "AH!BREAD STICKS!" any ideas for more cursing for cool christian kids. coming soon... cursing for cool klu klux kids! - Tue, 25 Jan 2005 6:54pm
Arkon
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Fargin ice holes. - Tue, 25 Jan 2005 7:48pm
Ryan
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"Get your dick outta my ass bitch" = "Father, May the light guide you to another place" - Tue, 25 Jan 2005 8:19pm
Kimberleykaos
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ZEEK HEILP - Tue, 25 Jan 2005 8:24pm
Nik Olaz
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h e double hockey sticks!! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 2:33am
SickFuk
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Our fathers, who aren't in Heaven... Fallow is thy grain...

'ere - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 2:34am
ODIN
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how about instead of faggot it's preacher, our choir boy ;) - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:00am
old friend
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The best non-vulgar curse phrase ever is 'cornflakes' en francais. "FLOCONS DE MAIS!" Scream that while pounding your fist on the table... - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:13am
Lucius
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I had a friend that wouldn't swear but would always say "stuff". it was really funny once I noticed it. He would have a problem and yell "oh stuff". I guess you had to be there! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:27am
Troutbreath
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Swearing is an interesting sociological study. The English build swear words around bodily finctions. The French on the other hand base their "bad" words on religion. I had a friend who would swear in the French manner only translate it into English. So he could be heard yelling: "Church! Wine Glass! Piece of bread!!!!" - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:54am
Mutilashawn
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my little brother has this mormon friend and instead of swearing he says, and this is no joke at all,

"GAY SEIZURE!!!" or "SEIZURE SALAD"

so hillarious!! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 1:16pm
Kimberleykaos
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I still think mines the funniest - get it? Like "seek help" as in this thread FUCKING sucks!! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 4:16pm
ODIN
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as in you have penis envy and should shut the hell up. haha "stuff" that's almost as bad as saying GAW instead of god. fuck that's hilarious. - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:18pm
archenemy
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Wow. good job Mitch. AH! BREADSTICKS my wife cut off my penis DANG! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:21pm
ODIN
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hahaha remember kids not across the street... not up the highway... ACROSS THE JUGULAR... - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:24pm
archenemy
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like this? - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:28pm
ODIN
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YES!!!!!!!!!! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:31pm
SickFuk
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bwahahaha, that one's fucking hilarious there Archenemy

'ere - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:39pm
Kimberleykaos
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NOW I have appreciation for this thread! Good job! - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 5:49pm
ODIN
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follower - Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:04pm
Kimberleykaos
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To the pits of hell...
Damnit I'm at a buddy's place and have a really good pic that would've went well with that, oh well, use your imagination. - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:31am
Broccoli
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Thats to the pits of heck missy

also: Pooper is better that Asshole - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 1:36am
Kimberleykaos
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I'd love to post and say your "pits of heck missy" was funny, but my post will probably not be there in an hour...so I'm feeling like it's kinda futile.... - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 1:09pm
tehbrookzorz
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Uh oh! I don't think Maddox would appreciate your using his animations :o.. FLOCONS DE MAIS! - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 1:26pm
WISEGUY
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you need 100% censorship. go away! - Thu, 27 Jan 2005 2:26pm
Onemosphere
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This is all this forum reminds me of. - Fri, 28 Jan 2005 10:55pm
dumpstermesh
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Cheese and rice!! - Sat, 29 Jan 2005 12:03am
ODIN
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so this thread reminds you of church? hmm i could see that minus the dick in your ass and the bible being bashed over your head. - Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:58pm
dumpstermesh
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trying to turn me on Odin?
Lord lova duck. - Tue, 1 Feb 2005 2:50pm
SickFuk
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Fiddlesticks

'ere - Tue, 1 Feb 2005 3:16pm
Broccoli
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a big fat one? - Tue, 1 Feb 2005 6:47pm
Onemosphere
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Dear ODIN: Please curb the sodomy references and make some sense, I don't need to hear your internal monologue. - Tue, 1 Feb 2005 8:39pm
archenemy
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fuck the cool christian kids - Wed, 2 Feb 2005 11:12am
I|I
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You wish. - Wed, 2 Feb 2005 8:14pm
archenemy
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holy shit your witty. - Thu, 3 Feb 2005 2:07pm
I|I
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You're not. - Thu, 3 Feb 2005 2:25pm
archenemy
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good one - Fri, 4 Feb 2005 4:12pm
ODIN
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mmm duck and go fuck yourself you cock riding faggot (i'm refering to onemoshere of course) HAH! - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 1:03am
Anonymous
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. - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 9:19am
Onemosphere
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"mmm duck and go fuck yourself you cock riding faggot (i'm refering to onemoshere of course) HAH! "
Insinuating someone is gay. You should copyright that, I don't think it's done before. Ever.
You could be sitting on a lot of money there. - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 12:44pm
ODIN
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wow and you're so original. congratulations! i guess sarcasm is the new wave, you spineless sack of shit. - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 3:44pm
Onemosphere
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You insulted my sarcasm using (poor) sarcasm. Here, let me save you some time.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony - Sat, 5 Feb 2005 4:37pm
ODIN
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omfg it's sherlock holmes! thanks for stating the obvious dective dipshit. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 12:46am
Anonymous
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*thanks for stating the obvious dective dipshit*
Learn how to spell, you must. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 9:41am
Gman
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i - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 12:45pm
Onemosphere
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"dective"?
Gee, is that anything like a detective?
I'm gonna look into this "dective" career. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 1:51pm
ODIN
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look at the time i posted. i was too drunk and too tired. wow you guys need to get some hobbies quick. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 4:36pm
SickFuk
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BTW: love the Yoda

'ere - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 4:39pm
Onemosphere
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Yeah, cool hobbies like getting drunk and posting pictures of Yoda. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 9:36pm
ODIN
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ouch that hurts coming from you. a person who is so pathetic they can't find anything better to do than make brainless remarks and be a human equivalent of spell check. you have not proven anything other than you are a very loney and immature individual. seek counseling. until then... continue kidding yourself and grow a dick you fucking waste of air. cheers. - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 10:54pm
ODIN
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50!!!!!! - Sun, 6 Feb 2005 11:09pm
Onemosphere
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"ouch that hurts coming from you."

Apparently it hurts enough for you to keep trying. - Mon, 7 Feb 2005 7:20pm
ODIN
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same to you dick... this is me ending it... THE END


this time listen to yoda, wise he is. - Tue, 8 Feb 2005 9:37pm
Onemosphere
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Ending it with yet another reply.
Good one. - Wed, 9 Feb 2005 11:16am
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