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Female star required for production You could be the one!
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the pine tree savage
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the pine tree savage
User Info... Yup I'm serious, this could be the start to a very interesting style of music, applicants should possess
"the look" you gotta get the producers attention.
NO FAKING IT!
New Music re-mixxes, possible video work in the future.
down-tempo loungy psy-trance.
Very erotic sounds neaded.
My grunting isn't gonna cut it.
Girls who possess these special skills and who can also sing are asked to call Willem, The Pine Tree Savage at
250-208-5385 after 6 pm, or on weekends, to arrange an audition, as soon as possible. If you can not sing, but can still help with the horney noises, call also.
No sorry you guys are out of the picture, go kick rocks.
Alternate contact e-mail [email protected] - Mon, 3 Jan 7:32pm - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 7:56pm
Kimberleykaos
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Again, with the double postin creepster... - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:18pm
the pine tree savage
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hey little girl I just got a super new camera, and I wanna try it out, how bout coming over to my place and taking some pictures, maybe I can evan get em printed in a magazine, waddaayasay?
C-mon Im just fuckin jokin around, I guess most of the people on this sight have no sence of humor.
I re-fuckinsign - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:20pm
Shaggy
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Good, now fuck off loser. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:24pm
Kimberleykaos
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So now you were kidding about your project? Only cause you called on the sliminess dude. You sounded as though you could have useful, creative musical interests in there somewhere, but the it turned skitz with the last few weeks of posts. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:25pm
the pine tree savage
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Well, the project could be a good production, I never meant it in a creepy way, I am sorry if I offended any of you. and Shaggy are you the real shaggy? Shit I thought so.
Maybe one day we can tour together, and play cards? - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:29pm
Kimberleykaos
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Shaggy - he just wants to play cards with you now, cause I said no to "drunken crocket". {whether that was cricket or crochet, I'm not sure, but sure I wanted no part of} - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:39pm
the pine tree savage
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Wow I feel like I belong to something special - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:44pm
Kimberleykaos
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~Belong is befitting? - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:46pm
Natalie
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you could be the one...endearing...not - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:48pm
the pine tree savage
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what does endearing mean, I 'm not the brightest lad.
nevermind you dont get the part - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:49pm
Natalie
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shes the one. im sure of it. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:05pm
the pine tree savage
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Briliant, now this conversation is going somewhere - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:08pm
Natalie
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that is one sexy piece of ass. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:11pm
the pine tree savage
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You be carefull what you say about my momma - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:30pm
the pine tree savage
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Anyways, Im not a creep, I am serious about this production. I thought a little bit of humor might shed a little bit of light on the subject.
Did I scare you?
any how, I dont want any fuckin anal retentive people calling me, so if you think Im a creep for wanting to create something new and interesting to the ears.
Good for you. I wish you well, go sing opera or whatever it is you do. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 8:47pm
Mordock.the.Benzite
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I am serious that you're fucking retarded. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:53pm
the pine tree savage
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I am going to look back at this and fucking laugh when some genious producer uses some of my ideas, and gets rich doing it. Marketing. alot of fuckin clowns probably said the same shit about Marshal, what are they doin now?
probably doing the same shit as they were back then, being narrow minded, ignorant, dumb-fucks. Hey sounds great....Keep it up assholes - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 12:43am
Mordock.the.Benzite
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Dude....c'mon....no one is going to steal and get rich off this idea. It's sucks...and you're sleazy....end of story. - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 1:26pm
The Other Nick
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Easy........sample some porn...do your techno thing to the samples, and post the mp3s, and show us how serious you are.





or dont - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 2:38pm
dumpstermesh
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genious or genius???
Yes PTS I'm sure that smart folk from all around are flocking to hear your lastest musings.
Maybe genious really is a word and I'm the stupid one....
NOPE!!

But why I continue to post about your lame ass is beyond me. Go figure... - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 2:43pm
Gman
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Meh, I already did a techno/porno project, so fuck off.

G - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 4:56pm
Shaggy
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Just for TPS/Willem or whatever the hell it's calling itself this week :p - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 11:11pm
willem
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love it - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 12:41am
jay brown
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Now why didnt I think of this a long time ago it would of saved so much money on hookers and cocaine.... o.k. better late than never. We are looking for a tramp(special lady) that can fit behind a drum set on her knees and not get in the way of me playing. No chance of a recording contract. No chance of being in a music video. MUST BE ABLE TO FAKE IT!!! Must be able to put up with us grunting.Maybe someday we'll make an art film though so dont worry you could be on the big screen.....Girls who possess these special skills and who can also pay the rent and clean and cook are asked to call the A.W.T......... - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 5:46am
Kimberleykaos
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What... Are you telling me I'm fired or just seeing if you can find a better replacement first? Well to hell with YOU then...If you have no luck with the ladies, maybe you can try dressing up like doctors... - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 12:13pm
Natalie
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those are not big - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 2:13pm
Kimberleykaos
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Always have to argue with me don't cha? Kidding. No they aren't are they? Well, it ain't my commercial - give em hell and show em what big is! By the way, just got me pix back from New Years, and as I took a pic from the stage down into crowd, I think that's YOU off to the left looking right at me while takin it! What a small world...
P.S., I'm leaving up to Flee to post them as I don't know who's who, or what band... - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 4:56pm
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