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Wheres all the single hot musician girlz that wanna make sexxy music. nead moaning, panting, deep breathing and other interesting sounds, Vocalists neaded to make beautiful psychadelic erotic, deep psy-trance
Message Board > Controversy and Quarantine > Wheres all the single hot musician girlz that wanna make sexxy music. nead moaning, panting, deep breathing and other interesting sounds, Vocalists neaded to make beautiful psychadelic erotic, deep psy-trance
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the pine tree savage
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Yup I'm serious, this could be the start to a very interesting style of music, applicants should possess
"the look" you gotta get the producers attention.
NO FAKING IT!
New Music re-mixxes, possible video work in the future.
down-tempo loungy psy-trance.
Very erotic sounds neaded.
My grunting isn't gonna cut it.
Girls who possess these special skills and who can also sing are asked to call Willem, The Pine Tree Savage at
250-208-5385 after 6 pm, or on weekends, to arrange an audition, as soon as possible. If you can not sing, but can still help with the horney noises, call also.
No sorry you guys are out of the picture, go kick rocks.
Alternate contact e-mail [email protected] - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 7:32pm
Nik Olaz
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isnt there a much easier way to get laid man? c'mon posting on this messageboard will get you shit-all. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 8:05pm
the pine tree savage
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Im serious about the fuckin production man - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 8:06pm
the pine tree savage
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Im gonna call it fuck mix - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 8:08pm
brad
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or Fuckin Lix ....one or the other right? - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 9:01pm
Fuck you
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It will be fun to produce, you can go play with your self - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 9:21pm
Kimberleykaos
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See, this is what I mean about unprofessional - why would you have to ask for SINGLE HOT girls for this if it is an actual serious project - and then to give your personal info instead of something a little more reputable sounding...I have a feeling you will get nowhere.
I have made a new post under General for any to check out.. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:10pm
Brandon
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Yep this is creepy. - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:16pm
Kimberleykaos
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It goes on and on in other posts.... - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:30pm
the pine tree savage
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Most girls boyfriends wouldn't be very pleased - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:37pm
Wig
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contact 'Victoria's Eden' their office is in the same building as our jam spot. i think they have just what you are looking for. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 12:37pm
dumpstermesh
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I've walked by that window I don't know how many times!!!
I wish you had a pic of what it must really look like inside cuz that sure ain't it !! - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 2:13pm
Helonwheels
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Ring the bell, I dare ya. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 2:38pm
dumpstermesh
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I'm pretty sure that shit is by appointment only. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 2:45pm
Wig
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that is a picture of elisha cuthbert a canadian actress from the movies, girl next door, old school and many others.
vic eden have a web site tho' i see the boys from 'montly two' have visited. they have the photos to prove it. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 3:15pm
Helonwheels
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Even still, it would be fun to ring that bell.
I mean it's only fair considering how many times us 'sexy' jammin ladies get asked if we're so and so and we put up with the creeps lurking around.
Power to the People! Take back the night, hahaha. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 3:52pm
Onemosphere
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I could actually see this garnering a pretty big underground following if done properly.
Properly, or so poorly it's good. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 3:54pm
Willem
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Many groups have used erotic sounds before, but I havn't heard a whole mix based on this.
The sex industry is huge, If you can harness it with audio, there might be something there, ya never know.
The sound would have to be very professional though, maybe a few cheezy clips of some sort, but for it to succeed over again, it would have to be produced very well.
Kinda like the movie The Matrix. The first one was really good, so was the second, but the third sucked ass, but everyone either went to see it, or got the video, based on the fact that the previous shows were good. Personally, I wanted my money back for the third, Should have stayed home and watched tv, or the wall.
Im not much of a marketing person, but you dont nead to be a genious to know that the sex industry is profitable. So please go ahead, and mock my idea, while I find someone who can help with the production.
I suppose new techknowlogy would eneble me to sound female, or I could take audio clips from pornos or something, but I like starting from scratch.
The search continues... - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 8:21pm
Anonymous
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I'll ring the bell! Where's the jam spot? - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:02pm
Mordock.the.Benzite
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Dumbest.Idea.Ever - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:48pm
Shaggy
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'The sound would have to be very professional though'

Professional and PTS is rather comedic...LOL - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:59pm
the pine tree savage
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Hey Shaggy, suck my nutz, I bet your a fuckin pro at it - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 12:39am
lonemonk
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I read that Frank Zappa was charged with obscenity for doing something similar in the late 50's. God bless america.

I've always wanted a job doing cheap (but funky) old-school Porn music. I was disappointed to hear the Porn studio in Esquimalt was not going to get off the ground; That was my chance... - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 1:29pm
Troutbreath
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I'm disappointed I haven't rung Helonwheels' bell. How are your neck and shoulder after your turn as a good samaritan hellywheels? - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 1:43pm
Helonwheels
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I made a somewhat speedy yet very painful recovery, thanks so much for asking. The Doc said no drums, ya uh huh but i worked through it and im feeling all better now.

Our door doesn't have a doorbell but you are more than welcome to knock if you like.
It's been ages, I hope that you and Ms.Sweetbreath are well and lovin life. - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 3:47pm
Troutbreath
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Of course, the main problem is that I can't remember where I live half the time. Ms. Sweetgrass is doing jus' fine. If it's not too shameless a plug we will be playing Steamers on January the 15th. and we'd love to see you there. - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 9:14am
Helonwheels
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Hmmmm, a Saturday nite, that looks promising to me.
Thanks for the shameless mention, it would awesome to see all of you. - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 3:14pm
Mike
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http://www.geocities.com/sadcircus/ - Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:41pm
Natalie
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nice link. i put that shit up loud. the neghbors must have loved it. - Wed, 12 Jan 2005 2:28pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Hey hey that was gratuitously dirty.

/old Lisa Suckdog, perhaps? - Sat, 15 Jan 2005 6:26pm
the pine tree savage
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heres my new album cover, I designed it myself - Mon, 17 Jan 2005 7:04pm
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