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Band Names That Don't exist but should.
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Brand X Jesse
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Kids In The Holocaust
A Band Named Sue
Ambilical Corderoy
The Triple Ex-Bible Thumpers

any others you guys can think up? - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 2:25pm
Fableway
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liquid courage - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 4:33pm
Fableway
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anal pubes and anarchy
fetish of the lord
balm of dog
gunther's enterprise - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 4:33pm
Demen Ted
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The runs. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 4:47pm
Masturbating The War God
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My friend's short lived band, Langford's own LIQUID COURAGE!! They play 2 shows I think, even had a cd. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 5:21pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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I like all of Fableway's suggestions. - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 8:09pm
Nik Olaz
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The Hilary Duff Of Grindcore
Violence Begets Violence
Rope - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 10:14pm
The One After Two
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hahahaha... Olaz, The Hillary Duff of Grindcore makes me smile! - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 10:18pm
D�d[]Sanger
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Jeffrey Dahmer and the sex-zombies - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 10:27pm
aleris
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ZombiePornoMovie.... - Sat, 24 Jul 2004 11:11pm
YERMOMSMOM
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chicks suck dicks
emocore deluxe
the necropheliacs

lol the runs - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 12:02am
Colin Sick
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I always thought taking a famous band and translating it to french would be funny,

example:

The monkey = Les Cynges - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 12:26am
Fableway
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the runs is sweet, and thats cool there was a liquid courage, i kinda figured there would be. thanx curmudgeon
ill think of some more for you. oh and those names are not copyright so feel free to employ them as your band's name (id be stoked actually).
ps did anyone get "balm of dog"
its a word jumble - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 12:26am
princess p
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How bout' girl bands called
PISS FLAPS
THE BLEEDERS
GLORY GAP - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 4:09am
The One After Two
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Colin, you're French idea is brilliant.

Princess, you could go for something more family orientated like The Cycles or something. - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 6:57pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Which springs to mind Vic.'s very own, very special Menstrual Sponge ('91-92?). Ah, Maxine and Sandy never knew they had it so good..... - Sun, 25 Jul 2004 11:48pm
The One After Two
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How about Fuck Plug? - Mon, 26 Jul 2004 12:07am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Speaking of pluck fugs, how about Sommerville Rising? I was recently stricken with the memory of the little ponce - in the video where's he's constantly whining "Tell me why?" - floating like christ, soaring way up in the air, singing. - Mon, 26 Jul 2004 11:53pm
Fableway
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horses and howitzers - Wed, 28 Jul 2004 5:13pm
Chryst_al_Mighty
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I wont take credit for thinking it up - but ill take credit for posting it ;P

My Kill Dunahee - Wed, 28 Jul 2004 8:33pm
aleris
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woah... lawsuit.... - Thu, 29 Jul 2004 12:56am
Pierce
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ahhh, yes that fine line of "tasteful/not tasteful" - Sat, 31 Jul 2004 10:32pm
kittykat666
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tasteless is DEFFINITLY the way to go... everytime!!! - Sun, 1 Aug 2004 1:45am
vinyl_villain
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HARi and the nosebleeds - Mon, 2 Aug 2004 12:52am
METALNECK
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Mike Hunt and the Beavers - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 2:30pm
Rubber Box
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Ben Derover and Stan Donerhair - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 2:39pm
Fableway
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thats hilaaaaarious.
haha, my kill dunahee i hope his mom isnt reading this. - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 6:27pm
The Judge
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Weet Cheetum & Howe (lawyers)
Gyno's Cervix Station
Crystal Meth o dist Church - Tue, 3 Aug 2004 11:26pm
Rex
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btw Colin... though your idea is great your french is terrible

les cygnes (not cynges)= the swans (and unless it's a emo band...)

the monkeys= les "singes"

(not to nitpick... i just hate it when people get french wrong out of ignorance to look it up)

anyways... here's my 3

the dirty nurses
glass shaft
this could be you - Fri, 6 Aug 2004 12:04pm
kayleigh
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I was gonna point that out!

I like the sound of "the Reefers"

makes me think of home... - Fri, 6 Aug 2004 9:21pm
D�d[]Sanger
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(and unless it's a emo band...)

I hate it when people forget to put the N after the A ;) - Sat, 7 Aug 2004 1:00am
davescene
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My brother used to have a rackmount Aphex Aural Exciter so if I could get away with it I'd call my band Aural Sects. - Sat, 7 Aug 2004 9:08am
KnifeGhost
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Anonymous/Kayleigh, I would going to point that out, too, but I dont' want him kicking me out of the band....

I also didn't want to sound smug.... - Sun, 8 Aug 2004 9:08pm
Saul
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The best name that doesn't exist must have all four members of the band bald and they can call themselves the four skins! - Thu, 12 Aug 2004 8:44pm
Autumn
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dialtegot yalpew long but true for oh so many bands - Thu, 12 Aug 2004 10:11pm
ryan_cynic
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Cunt Cock - Sun, 15 Aug 2004 10:54am
Isolation Ride
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Split Beaver....Killer Bozo - Fri, 20 Aug 2004 1:44pm
SweetGrass
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A PatchyFog...
Pat Bay and the Highways...
i 4 Get - Fri, 20 Aug 2004 2:14pm
KnifeGhost
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The Four Skins exist.....

I can't remember if they're all Jewish, or White Power skinheads.....

Update:

Turns out I was only partly right......

http://nostalgiacentral.com/music/4skins.htm
http://www.panzerfaust.com/forum/showthread.php?p=13216#post13216

They were a (supposedly) non-racist Oi band, but the White Power crowd loves 'em..... - Fri, 20 Aug 2004 11:20pm
Lucius
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How's about Worm Burpers! or Burpin the Worm. Hmmm - Fri, 27 Aug 2004 1:47pm
misfit
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Re: dod-sanger

The Jeffrey Dahmer Experiance - Sat, 28 Aug 2004 10:49am
H
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Big Gay Hat - Fri, 10 Sep 2004 2:47pm
archenemy
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big gay hat is AMAZING! but how about you let this one tickle your testies. "JEW SLAPPING NIGGER LYNCHERS! to the max!" - Fri, 10 Sep 2004 7:42pm
[+}
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kathleen turner overdrive. - Fri, 10 Sep 2004 8:56pm
vinyl_villain
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for the record the 4skins are NOT racist, not in the least, their a trad oi band. - Sat, 11 Sep 2004 12:43am
Mark
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i fucking hate the english. and browsing on that panzerfaust site made me hate them more.


id now like to make a further comment and state that the sex pistols were the lamest punk band ever. if i had i time machine id go back to the 70s and beat the crap out of the whole band. - Sat, 11 Sep 2004 1:12am
colin sic
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Ryan, vous êtes hors de la bande ! - Sun, 12 Sep 2004 10:57pm
User
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Penetration - Mon, 13 Sep 2004 12:04am
dirk
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kicked in the skull
subliminal ninjas
prognosis halitosis
the worst
jabba the butt
the evenstevens
jimbo and the fuckstix - Tue, 14 Sep 2004 2:19pm
Myka
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Jabba the Butt! That fucking rules!! - Tue, 21 Sep 2004 8:47pm
de mayo
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. - Wed, 22 Sep 2004 12:07am
muddy fawker
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a cunning array of stunts.

-- for service in french please press 2 -- - Wed, 22 Sep 2004 5:28am
hypertone
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I Fistfucked a Goth Chick - Fri, 24 Sep 2004 12:08am
I|I
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How was it? - Fri, 24 Sep 2004 12:34am
Demen Ted
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subliminal ninjas.
jabba the butt.
A Band Named Sue.
The runs.
Balm of Dog.
Gottsa be the best ones on here - Fri, 24 Sep 2004 8:08am
Name/Alias
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Mullet murkin. - Fri, 24 Sep 2004 6:44pm
KnifeGhost
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Kenny, I _said_ they weren't racist (supposedly, I haven't read any lyrics or interview to see for myself), but the White Power crowd _does_ love them..... Y'know, Kenny, even non-racist skinheads can be douchebags..... - Tue, 28 Sep 2004 5:13pm
Fableway
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this is my new one:

OCTAVION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(must have exclamations) - Tue, 28 Sep 2004 8:16pm
PrincessP
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Demmon ted: "band named sue" ...tee hee ;) I love that!

Mark Don't piss on the sex pistols, piss on good charlette - Wed, 29 Sep 2004 6:36pm
Demen Ted
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Hey hey, props to Brand X Jesse, I just summed up my favourites. - Sat, 9 Oct 2004 11:50am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Gerry Only? - Mon, 25 Oct 2004 5:03pm
User
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Dylan Klebold and the Six Shooters

Aunty Christ - Fri, 29 Oct 2004 1:14am
charliewierd
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i knew a dickhead who was in love with the bandname "Stillborn Lovers"
dickhead - tee hee - how bout "dickhead and the jimmy hats"
or "baby made a caca" thats how some of our rehearsals sound and i suggested to our drummer thats what we should call our band if we kept it up.
or for those fans of alcohol inspired names - "bender" "lush" or "juicer"
theres always "the steak drapes" mmmmmmmmmmm steaaaaaaakk draaaaaaapes
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghghghghlhglhghlhlhhhlhlllll
Homer! - Sun, 31 Oct 2004 7:06am
Zippgunn
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Buster Hymen and the marichinos (sp?)

Turgid Drones

Turd Burglars

Halford (said with a thick German accent)

and two that I stole from Neckbeard:

Monster Tweedy

Klugman

Strength of Ten Vampires - Sun, 31 Oct 2004 10:49am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Zippgunn: I think you'll have to arm-wrestle with Carolyn over the "Klugman" thing.
I still might have my SOTV tape kicking around.
Cal and Bridgett toyed with the idea of a project called "Drumbit". (something about her wearing all leather or something.) - Sun, 31 Oct 2004 11:34am
dirk
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the kneeslappers
bebop & the rocksteadys
killin' villains
frumpnugget
spare any change
ricardo & the tasty treats
beanhole
sweaty & the armpits - Sat, 6 Nov 2004 4:46pm
Jamie Greer
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Missy Elliott Smith (could be emo-hip hop?)
Mos Def Leppard (hair-hop)

or

Huggy Bunny Is Rabid Dog
(this is a slogan spray painted on the sidewalk near my house. i thought it sounded like a band who would open for Death Cab For Cutie)... - Tue, 9 Nov 2004 8:45am
\m/
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or local band ideas
Meat Locker & The Seven Dwarves
Will & Grace Nocturnal
Milf-Inflicted - Thu, 18 Nov 2004 7:28pm
Shluffy
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Threesomes with Grandma
The Dead Insurgents - Mon, 22 Nov 2004 8:05pm
zac
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Liquid Courage. Didnt they change their name to Nick and the Nick's? i remember seeing them a loong time ago at the now deceased Langford Youth Hall... Yeah, thats right, Langford. uhh.... \m/...? - Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:23am
Don Cherry
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The Genitals - Tue, 30 Nov 2004 12:08am
Bladge
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theset - Tue, 30 Nov 2004 3:57am
gino
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how bout: Lunker
sock baby
goat roper
50 yard rope toss - Tue, 30 Nov 2004 5:42am
The Cause
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triple threat
Anna Jones
Captain No Score and the Handsome Wingmen
knife twister
empty cartridge
the reflex
the moe syzlaks
sharks always win
they eat tigers dont they?
tainted evidence
army of small robots - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 1:33am
DestroyeR
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Triple threat is taken.

Hellcaraxe (grinding ice in sindarian) I plan to use this one ;Death, or grind
The Cavemen ;folk, or rock
Drunk Fucks ;thrash, or rock
Zeds Dead ;surf, rockabilly, or heavy
Banshi ;Black
Angel Killer-47 ;hardcore, Rap
Some peoples kids ;Punk or emo - Tue, 7 Dec 2004 7:50pm
Dave Slaughter
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meatlocker 8 - Wed, 8 Dec 2004 11:50pm
Natalie
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meatlocker 8 is impressively original. - Thu, 9 Dec 2004 3:46pm
Jaron Evil
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OK, I thought about this, and I came up with several lame ones, but the one I came up with that I'm afraid I'm gonna have to stick to is....

Ewok Warfare




\m/ - Mon, 13 Dec 2004 6:42pm
XY-SATAN
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Welfare Wednesday

The PUKE FUCK SHIT experience

The Anal blowhards

Dead penis fallatio

I love the government

Kill the band - Mon, 13 Dec 2004 6:56pm
K.Kaos
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Bat Boy and the Pounders

Yeah - I am the Queen, all bow in respect! - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 10:55am
XY-SATAN
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Look at that little bugger GO !!

I'll bow to the queen, but I've been a bad boy of late and may be in need for a good thrashing ! - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 1:26pm
Troutbreath
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Rings around Uranus
Inflagrante Delicto
Fester
The Fornicators
Flesh Wad
Mungo Lloyd and the Tard
The resentments - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 5:12pm
Kimberleykaos
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HELLO AGAIN LANCEY, CAN I CALL YOU LANCEY? WELL, I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF LOOKING AT THAT, GLAD YOU LIKED IT. I FUCKIN AMUSE MYSELF SO FABULOUSLY. - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 5:17pm
XY-SATAN
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You can call me what ever the fuck you want , as long as you scream it while you orgasm !
Bring it on biotch ! I'll be slapping your ass in no time ! - Tue, 14 Dec 2004 8:50pm
Kimberleykaos
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My oh my! You are a little naughty one arent cha??!! Not too bad for an oldie, but a goodie! Besides, it's B I want smacking my ass anyways. Sorry I was long returning this message, had a fight in book reviews, where the fuck were you to smash that boy with your big meat hooks anyways? He made me cry, actually, I have to go get another tissue. See you this weekend? I know, I know, I'll call. - Wed, 15 Dec 2004 9:05pm
Death's Head
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well since it's that time of year again, a good novelty band would be "X-mas list for Satan" and there one and only hit single would be "anal bead necklace". i'd buy it. - Thu, 16 Dec 2004 11:05pm
the pine tree savage
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I always thought Metal Mind sounded kinda cool - Sun, 26 Dec 2004 5:31pm
Natalie
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black ice..this created when i slipped walking in heels today - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:49pm
Kimberleykaos
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Aha - Thanks for letting me know my spell is now working. Should be more fun your way...
~K - Mon, 3 Jan 2005 10:59pm
Natalie
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slipping occurred because i have this habit of wearing entirely sexy black stilettos. i suppose you wouldnt slip in ripped as shit vans. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 10:44am
Onemosphere
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Small Wombats with Big Zippers
Johnny Wonderful and the Surfside Pillbugs
Father Fagget and the Altar Boys - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 3:55pm
Kimberleykaos
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You haven't seen my chucks so fuck off! Yet, you have the uncanny knowledge to know they're ripped to shit! Ewww, now you got me picturing you in those sexy Stiletto's. - Tue, 4 Jan 2005 6:12pm
the pine tree savage
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KimberlyKaos would actually be a pretty good name for a band - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 10:31am
Kimberleykaos
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Thank you, I agree. I plan on using it for my music stardom. - Wed, 5 Jan 2005 10:32am
Big bird
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The Squat Team
Clitty litter (always a classic!)
The Dripping Frizbees - Thu, 6 Jan 2005 6:02pm
lucifurious
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never-essence - Fri, 7 Jan 2005 3:52am
MURDALIZER
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Black Wicked & The Deadlies
Squeelmerchant
Brewer's Droop
Dirty Sanchez & The Cleaveland Steamers
Hitler's Jewish Dominatrix
PorridgeCannon
Jesus Christ & His Disciples
KungFuton
SonofHibachi

I got a million of them. - Wed, 12 Jan 2005 7:56pm
the pine tree savage
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fecal face - Sun, 16 Jan 2005 5:34pm
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