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Help With A Christmas Song
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| $TIM$ User Info... | OK, I've been sitting here for too long trying to be creative, and it ain't flowing; I'm trying to wirte a christmas song. It's prooving to be a bitch. So if anyone wants to help, giver. Here's the deal, give me some verses about your christmas experience in Victoria. To the tune of, lets say, jingle bells I'll start... Dashing through the night, I went towards the mall I got down to the Future Shop, thats where I saw them all Idiots with greed A slowly building need To place a foot right up their ass, endow them with some speed, oh! Jingle Bells, and Hippy Smell's Big Rick's getting high The politicians lost their ride When the fairies went on strike, hey Whatever. I figure there's some ceative types out there...... - Mon, 15 Dec 2003 8:51pm | ||
| Gare User Info... | walking through the streets, with a 40 in my hand. Got my mates with me, so drunk that we cant stand. Ha ha ha For boredom or for fun one of them assaulted a giant frosty. The owner came a runnin trying to accost me. Denied it up and down til his temper it did flare. We thought we were in the clear until The police they showed up there. Oh fucking hell fucking hell I'm on the run again. I just wanted to go out drinkin with a couple of my friends oh hell fucking hell I'm on the run again. This always fuckin happens when your out with certain friends The sirens in the distance made sure all our stomachs sunk. We wont be no police mans present a drunken Christmas punk. Now running through the town with a 40 in our hands hiding from the cops taking every path we can. run run run Our noses all lite up from the drinkin and the cold, another bad idea ensued so I've been told. The plan it seems to simple a couple questions is all we had. Ask what the hell your selling, door swings open boy and dad. Something something something something not too sure what happened then. We went into a tree house and were on the run again?? Oh fucking hell fucking hell I'm on the run again. I just wanted to go out drinkin with a couple of my friends oh hell fucking hell I'm on the run again. This always fuckin happens when your out with certain friends apparently I have far too much time on my hands. And yeah it doesnt help you out. Thats a story of what happened a few years back? I dont really remember the night too well but you get the gist of it. Right the door thing was some weird house that had a sign outside saying they were selling some crazy fruit(we managed to get that much outta the guy before having to leave) - Tue, 16 Dec 2003 10:52am | ||
| King Bong User Info... | Packin up the Bong With some good ol BC weed Loaded up my fridge With some ale from the brewery Fuck the crowded mall I'd like to shoot em all Disney, Gap, and Toys R Us Will steal the kiddies soul O' Jingle Bells Liberal Hell Walkin on the poor Give them dreams they can't fulfill While we get more and more! O' Jingle Bells Liberal Hell Walkin on the poor Kickin ass for the upper class The cops are fucking whores! Happy Holidays from the gang in KINGBONG!! Peace, Sticky Kola - Tue, 16 Dec 2003 3:00pm | ||
| Teste Coils User Info... | haha fuckin awesome - Tue, 16 Dec 2003 3:44pm | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | i'm better than everyone. there's my christmas song. - Tue, 16 Dec 2003 4:20pm | ||
| Doppelganger User Info... | Well that's not really a song now is it (St)Nik? - Tue, 16 Dec 2003 8:15pm | ||
| Teste Coils User Info... | stop bringin him down... - Tue, 16 Dec 2003 8:34pm | ||
| Doppelganger User Info... | Stop bringing who down?, Santa? - Tue, 16 Dec 2003 8:47pm | ||
| Nik Olaz User Info... | oh yeah it's a grindcore christmas song, just to let you guys know. - Tue, 16 Dec 2003 10:11pm | ||
| _Griphin_ User Info... | Hmmmm.... He's beginning to look a lot like SATAN, Everywhere you go! Ah well, my $0.02 worth! :) - Wed, 17 Dec 2003 1:06am | ||
| Mr. Choad N. McFly User Info... | Merry Fucking Crassmas buy it at a store Merry Fucking Crassmas With greed we can buy more - Wed, 17 Dec 2003 5:55pm | ||
| Professor Satan User Info... | driving down the road, a cold one in my hand, I have to drive home NOW because, I far too drunk to stand. I can't see anything, through all the fucking snow, who cares? I am invincible, or just too pissed to know...OH! D-U-I, D-U-I, shithead at the wheel, common sense has left us out of its' whole fucking deal...OH D-U-I, D-U-I, shithead at the wheel, if we crash you'll peel my ass off of the steering wheel! A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, and much to my surprise, I almost fucking died. I smashed into a car, while driving in their lane, I'm okay unless you count the damage to my brain.... OHHHH... D-U-I, D-U-I, shithead at the wheel, common sense has left us out of its' whole fucking deal...OH D-U-I, D-U-I, shithead at the wheel, if we crash you'll peel my ass off of the steering wheel! - Thu, 18 Dec 2003 7:17pm | ||
| Mr. Choad N. McFly User Info... | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Sun, 21 Dec 2003 12:01am | ||
| _Griphin_ User Info... | Heh - Sun, 21 Dec 2003 12:27am | ||
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