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| Ratman User Info... | The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur >Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, >"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the >world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." >Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I >want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room >and introduced him to God. >Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" >God said, "Ah, yes." >"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you >have some major design flaws in your invention: >1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. >2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. >3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. >4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. >5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous." >"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, >"hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few >words and waited for the results. The computer >printed out a slip of paper and God read it. >"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God >said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding >my invention than yours." - Fri, 19 Dec 2003 10:18am | ||
| Pierce User Info... | Boooo meh - Fri, 19 Dec 2003 10:22am | ||
| Troutbreath User Info... | While that may be true, Harley-Davidson has more choices to compete against. I mean, the alternative to women? You're stuck with either ROSS B AY or a sun-warmed honey dew melon. - Fri, 19 Dec 2003 10:26am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | take the melon. not mine though, it's still got a few more turns before i have to throw it out. - Fri, 19 Dec 2003 10:32am | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | mmmmmmm Melons...... - Fri, 19 Dec 2003 10:49am | ||
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