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New scientific proof - if you are a man and drink beer... READ!
| Message Board > General Chitchat > New scientific proof - if you are a man and drink beer... READ! |
| BBJones User Info... | Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. - Thu, 2 Oct 2003 1:57pm | ||
| DEATH User Info... | AAAAhahahahah Dont forget the gas and bloating part!!! Or the fact that they burn food if they attempt to cook it. last but not least: Show an 80% decrease in intilligence and short term memory - Thu, 2 Oct 2003 2:13pm | ||
| BBJones User Info... | Exactly! So it is then safe to say... Men were the only type of "people" on Earth back when humans first set foot here. The first thing they invented was beer. They drank and drank... over time, some of the men evolved into women. The term women (or woman) was the result of "a man in woe" from suffering the effects of being drunk all the time. a man in woe... became a "woe-man" which ended up being "woman". So yes, be careful how much you drink! - Thu, 2 Oct 2003 2:17pm | ||
| Pooetry User Info... | I'm gonna safely assume that you guys are single and accustommed to choiceless self-lovin'. - Thu, 2 Oct 2003 5:00pm | ||
| eboner User Info... | hahaha veery funny. blah. - Thu, 2 Oct 2003 5:23pm | ||
| Mr. Hell User Info... | The other side effect must have been they got so impotent that the penises regressed to the point of inversion, hence the modern day vagina. I guess that explains your small dink, eh Aaron? Lay off the brews. - Thu, 2 Oct 2003 7:25pm | ||
| _Griphin_ User Info... | Glad I drink local beer.... and I'll take Pipers please, Vancouver Island breweries!!! - Fri, 3 Oct 2003 9:00pm | ||
| Frank the Clown User Info... | There is always a choice with self lovin'. I can choose my left or my right hand. I can choose to have you and your Mom do anything and everything I want and I can instantly have you drop ten pounds or make your breasts three sizes bigger and a little less saggy. When I'm done I use one of your socks to clean up, I feel relieved and there is absolutely no guilt if I: A)Want to fart, roll over and go to sleep or B)Get up, have a beer and watch the hockey game I taped while you were making dinner and I was having a "shower". - Fri, 3 Oct 2003 9:30pm | ||
| _Griphin_ User Info... | Nothing worse then a Colt 45 hangover :( - Sat, 4 Oct 2003 9:36am | ||
| DEATH User Info... | Sure there is, a TnT hangover. - Sat, 4 Oct 2003 12:05pm | ||
| _Griphin_ User Info... | Good point! And good thing I don't drink Bull Max :) - Sat, 4 Oct 2003 1:03pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | me likey beer beer good........ - Sat, 4 Oct 2003 1:32pm | ||
| DEATH User Info... | Bull Max.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuughghghhhhh Havn't you swill drinkers ever heard of Black Ice ??? *no not labbatt either* it's cheap, 6.5 or something % and tastes tolerable *And I know you likey beer ross, you OE pounding bastard!* - Sun, 5 Oct 2003 7:47pm | ||
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