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DEAR LIVEVICTORIA INTERWEB WARLOCKS,

ABSCHLOSSEN.

QUAND QUELQU'UN (COMME UN VIEUX) FAIT F�CE AVEC SES PROBL�MES, QUELQU'UN D'AUTRE PREND DU TH� INFUS� AVEC OPIUM.

IN THE WOODS, THEY'RE ALWAYS PLAYING SCRABBLE.

�Damn hippies, someone might say.
�Hippies and fishermen should be locked away.
�But who would get the fish for us? And who to give us hips?
�Your rhetoric makes me incontinent.
�Slippery devil.

AT NIGHT THE BIRDS SING MOURNFULLY FOR THE PASSING OF THE SUN, AND FLY INTO THE JAWS OF HAMBURGER BUNS WITH KAMIKAZE GRACE.

WE ARE FED WELL, IN THE WOODS. BIRD BURGERS ALL AROUND. WHEN WE GET TIRED OF BIRD MEAT, WE GO FOR THE SCRABBLE PIECES. AND WHAT I SAID EARLIER, ABOUT THE RUSTY NAIL AND THE HOODIE, CAN JUST GO IGNORED. CHARLES BUKOWSKI IS KIND OF SMART, LIKE A LONELY LITERATE SECURITY GUARD, BUT HE'S ALSO KIND OF A JERK, LIKE AN UNATTRACTIVE MAN IN A BELLY SHIRT.

READING IS FOR SUCKERS, KIDS.

�I read a book until four in the morning last night.
�How could you read until the morning in the night?
�You obviously don't know much french.

HERE AT UNIVERSITY, PRETENTIOUS MEN IN LEISURE SUITS GET FIRST PICK OF THE WOMEN. COMING IN AT A CLOSE SECOND ARE THE VEHEMENT WOMEN'S STUDIES MAJORS.

THERE ARE LAMPPOSTS THAT RUN WITH ELECTRICITY!

WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON, WE HIDE IN THE FOUNTAIN!

�The lights!
�Run!
�Swim!
�No, don't swim! They'll see us moving!
�Stop breathing!
�Who grabbed my leg?
�Quiet!
�Light!
�Shhh!
�Gargleglub!
�Slosh.

WE ARE ADAMANT ABOUT OUR STUDIES, HERE AT UNIVERSITY. WHEN ONE STUDIES, ONE MAY GAIN PERMISSION TO LOOK AT BOOKS (see: tree pieces bound in other tree pieces.) OUR PARTICULAR FAVOURITES ARE BOOKS ABOUT WIZARDS OF THE INFORMATION AGE, AND SCIENCE.

ART IS GIVEN AS FOUR YEARS' PUNISHMENT FOR BEING "UN ORIGINAL," AS THEY SAY IN THE OLD COUNTRY (QU�BEC.)

IF WE WERE TO SLEEP ON BEDS OF LEAVES, THE NIGHTCRAWLERS WOULD BE ANGERED.

LOVE

FATTY - Mon, 29 Sep 2003 6:45pm
Dan Conner
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uh... is this poetry... or a steaming pile of crap.. or... - Mon, 29 Sep 2003 9:14pm
The Professor
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I am entertained. Nice work. - Fri, 3 Oct 2003 12:30am
Shaggy
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I'll take steaming pile of crap for 500 Dan. - Fri, 3 Oct 2003 8:19am
Brandon
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You are correct sir! - Fri, 3 Oct 2003 9:04am
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