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WHAT I LEARNED HERE
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| �tranger User Info... | DEAR LIVEVICTORIA INTERWEB WIZARDS, WIEDERSEHEN QUAND J'AI DIS QUE JE SUIS UN HOMME: �Hello. �Horace? �Williams isn't home. �Too bad. �Yes. I HAVEN'T FOUND MUCH OF A PLACE FOR WHISTLING HERE. THE COMMUNITY IS FAR MORE INCLINED TO PLAY KAZOOS OR FILL THEIR LIPS WITH GLASS, AND THROATS WITH WHEAT ALES. OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, SPIDERS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE. WIND IS THE SACRED BURDEN OF THE PLAYWRIGHT. SPIDERS IN THE TYPEWRITER: SPIDERS ON THE PAGE. �I felt that the passage on page three was a little abstract. �Oh, that's just a spider. �Have you heard of terrorism, sir? �I think I may have heard it mentioned recently, yes. �Good. WHEN THE INVITATIONS ARE SENT OUT FOR WEDDINGS AND MASS MUSICAL ORGIES, THE TREES WEEP FOR THEIR LOVED ONES AND DROP A LEAF OR TWO DOWN ONTO THEIR FASHIONED STUMPS. WHEN I GET SICK, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M SAD, AND SOUNDS LIKE I'M CRYING. �Sniff. �Uh-oh. �I just have a cold. �Look, I'm sorry. �Really, I'm only sick. �I can't deal with your emotions all the time! �Cough. OH, FISSURES AND FAULTLINES THREATEN THE BEACHWALKERS AS THEY STROLL GAILY ON THE DUNES. GROANING LINES IN THE EARTH AND SILENT CHILDREN'S HEARTBEATS DRIFT INTO OUR CLASSROOMS AS WE PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE WITH PENCILS AND SCISSORS. WHEN I SPIN THE SCISSORS, I STAB WHOMEVER THEY POINT AT, AND WE LAUGH WITH HAPPY GRINS AND: �Oh! Isn't school fun! �Yes, and scissors even more joyous. �Oh, please let me be next, teacher! �No. You didn't pay your tuition. �You are a despot, sir. �My name is Margaret. �Kiss. OH, IF I HAD A NOTEBOOK FOR EACH TIME I'VE SPORTED A CANDY NECKLACE, I'D HAVE NINETEEN NOTEBOOKS TO FILL! THERE IS A WRISTWATCH IN THE MURKY POND AND WE TAUNT IT WITH SHOWERS OF QUARTERS. �Take that! Filthy watch! �Ha-ha. �What are you going to do with your riches, watch? �Ha-ha. Watch. �Watches can't spend money! �Ha. But we can. �Watches are a subservient race. �Ha-ha. �Flick. �Splash. I LONG FOR THE DAYS WHEN WINTER COMES SWIFT AS A PILLOW WIELDED BY A EUTHANIZER, OR A SHOWER OF QUARTERS TO A WATCH. WE WILL BE COLD, IN OUR SHORTS AND SANDALS, BUT WE WILL SURVIVE THROUGH HIBERNATION. �Snore. BACK IN THE STREETS THE BUSES CHASE CARS FOR SPORT, EATING UP AND DIGESTING PEDESTRIANS ALONG THE WAY. WHEN I CROSS THE ROAD, I NO LONGER HOLD OUT MY THUMB, FOR FEAR OF BEING GIVEN A THUMBS-UP. RETURNING TO CANADA WILL BE GOOD FOR THE GEESE. HARASSMENT DOES A BODY GOOD. SQUEEZING NIPPLES IN THE FROST AND PINCHING DOORKNOBS AT FOUR A.M. LOVE FATTY - Mon, 29 Sep 2003 6:40pm | ||
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