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This one time i was soo drunk I...........
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| Brandon User Info... | (insert your drunken fiasco here) (damnit I was so drunk I posted this in the wrong section) - Wed, 27 Aug 2003 6:51pm | ||
| JJ User Info... | ummm I uh don't know I didn't do anything I uh don't drink really i don't - Wed, 27 Aug 2003 9:13pm | ||
| eboner User Info... | i walked my face into a metal thing coming out of the bleachers at mdv....it hurt so bad.... - Wed, 27 Aug 2003 9:58pm | ||
| Gare User Info... | This one time I was so drunk I........... got kicked out of the bar half of a smittys restaurant because I tried to fight the bartender in the bathroom (ha ha good times) - Wed, 27 Aug 2003 10:28pm | ||
| FANGU User Info... | developed a vampiric fang and peed the bed. - Wed, 27 Aug 2003 10:36pm | ||
| dicksplint User Info... | I was young and pretty hammered when I thought it would be funny to pull down my pants and improvise chinese proverbs outside Merlin's when it was still Merlin's. A bouncer chased me, but I couldn't run very fast what with having to take baby steps and all. He caught up to me and pushed me in the back. I fell and smashed my face. - Thu, 28 Aug 2003 7:26pm | ||
| Gigantic Eel User Info... | ... I read this half-assed post. - Thu, 28 Aug 2003 8:19pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | this one time i completely shit my pants hard just as i was vomitting. had my thong on too, not to mention i'd had spaghetti for dinner. and lunch. i woke up next afternoon soaked in piss with my pants down around my ankles and shit all over my legs and puke all over my shirt and face. i had to get new friends after that. - Thu, 28 Aug 2003 9:04pm | ||
| V User Info... | i pretty consistently hurt myself somehow when i'm wasted. one time we ate some mushrooms and thought it would be a good idea to go to the observatory (west saanich) way up on the hill. we were pretty sketched out trying to decide what to make of these bunker like building that confronted us on the road up there. then these headlight start coming at us. we went to jump off the road into the bushes but i was so fucked up i went to the wrong side of the road (mountainside, remember) and ran beer first into the cliff face, smashing my beer in my hand and slitting my finger open. then i had to get up and run to the other side of the road where i could hide sept that was all down hill so down i went rolling down this fucking hill and huurt myself some more. thats one of the stupidest thing in recent memory besides the nomral stupid stuff i do. i want to hear more tales of humiliation and degradation! - Thu, 28 Aug 2003 10:22pm | ||
| V User Info... | more dammit! i know you are all drunken idiots at heart. - Sat, 30 Aug 2003 10:04pm | ||
| me likey da boot User Info... | Yes. You sound like an idiot. - Sat, 30 Aug 2003 10:26pm | ||
| V User Info... | please see the awt/hoosegow thread in the seeking shows board where i have already told you to fuck off. well ok, one more time FUCK YOU, pretencious bottom feeding self-serving good for nothing leech of human kind - Sat, 30 Aug 2003 10:37pm | ||
| V User Info... | no kidding. - Sat, 30 Aug 2003 10:40pm | ||
| sour_girl User Info... | The worst thing i did that i can remember was when i was 14 and drunk as hell on the top of mount tolmie, i decided it was a good idea to peirce that spot on my nose between my eyes with a safety pin that i had just cleaned a pipe with. - Sun, 31 Aug 2003 5:25pm | ||
| FeLiXtheCaT User Info... | this one time when i was drunk in high school, i conducted mono at a punkshow; random making out with strangers. it was great, i went to school and gave it to all my friends. - Sun, 31 Aug 2003 8:43pm | ||
| Gare User Info... | was that outside the multi. - Sun, 31 Aug 2003 10:01pm | ||
| FeLiXtheCaT User Info... | yes. in the parking lot. i think i've talked to you before. maybe on calpunk. - Sun, 31 Aug 2003 10:51pm | ||
| JJ User Info... | I was so drunk after the Hanson Brothers show at Lucky bar I walked straight into the marble wall on the corner of Yates and Broad. I had a goose egg the size of a golf ball right in the middle of my forehead for a week (and a concusion). - Mon, 1 Sep 2003 2:36am | ||
| The Professor User Info... | I once got super drunk at a party and ended up making out with some girl. We went to a bedroom and started fooling around. She was going down on me and things were great until such time as the room started spinning violently. I realized I was going to puke and tried to excuse myself. I only made it far enough to puke all over all my clothes, which were lying on the floor. That's the last thing I remember but alas it was not the end of the story. I learned about 3 months later that I was up for another hour or so running around the party in my boxers, with a half erection, making a fool of myself. Yay booze. - Wed, 3 Sep 2003 2:12pm | ||
| Brandon User Info... | The funniest part of that story was when you were standing in the shower with your boxers on inside out trying to wash the puke off your clothes ahhaha, we were all stanidng there laughing our asses off. man you were gooned that night! hehehe - Wed, 3 Sep 2003 5:08pm | ||
| weapon of ass destruction User Info... | My bruther once barfed so hard that blood came out of his eyes. My friend Amie got so drunk at this house party when we were about 17 that she fell down the stairs, broke her leg, and shat her pants. I won't get into stories about me. - Wed, 3 Sep 2003 11:40pm | ||
| Troutbreath User Info... | Years ago when I was living in Horseshoe bay there used to be an old miners shack below the railroad tracks that us kids used to hang out in. It was down a steep path towards the water and a simple plank walk way lead to the front door. To one side of the door was a large oak rain barrel that was usually 3/4 full. One dark night a friend of ours was on his way down to the cabin. He was a little tipsy and in a bit of a hurry 'cause it was starting to rain plus he wanted to get there before all the Hash was smoked. So he ran down the hill. By the time he got to the walkway he was losing his balance just a little. He got onto the planks and by this time he had to hop on one foot to keep from falling off. This only took him so far and he did fall off, head first into the rain barrel! Now this was a potentially life threatening situation. He was wedged head down in water and unable to move. He sobered up pretty fast, as he realised that no one inside could hear him splashing around due to the loud portable tape player cranking out Grateful Dead. The only thing he could do was to rock the barrel from side to side by shifting his weight. It took some doing, what with the weight of his body and the water but just in time he managed to tip the barrel over and the water gushed out onto the ground. There was a short pause while he lay in the barrel glad he was able to breathe again..........then the barrel started to roll! A large tree stopped the barrel from going off a cliff, shattering the barrel and breaking my friends arm in the process. He soon got tired of trying explain how he did it. - Thu, 4 Sep 2003 12:09pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | shit man, who hasn't woke up in their own driveway pissing themselves? like waking up covered in puke all over the bed and your clothes. also, waking up passed out actually leaning on the toilet. or going on a road trip and waking up in a hostel bed soaked in piss, then trying to hide it from the rest of the band only to find out they did the same thing. you know what i'm talking about lil' J! or passing out with your dick in your hand in front of the TV that's blaring some porno loudly. like the prof. says - yay booze. - Fri, 5 Sep 2003 11:44am | ||
| Brandon User Info... | I was chillin outside the bar last night after close and a friend of my cousin blatently pissed his pants while I tried to convince the guys he was egging on not to kick his ass. I myself have pissed down the laundry chute on several occasions. Ha ha good times - Fri, 5 Sep 2003 5:34pm | ||
| greg User Info... | Ha ha. How droll. - Fri, 5 Sep 2003 7:16pm | ||
| eboner User Info... | well when im drunk i go bush jumping....jumpin into bushes..it rules..but i come out with alot of scratches... - Sat, 6 Sep 2003 3:08pm | ||
| Brandon User Info... | I used to do that back in the day except we'd get two people to launch a third as high in the air as possible, then the third would come sailing down, landing on the nice foliage. Untill me and another big guy launched a friend of ours who was about 125lbs things went fine. He sailed up and crashed through the leaves of the 8 foot hedge-style bush, the scratches on his back looked like he had been whipped with a bull whip. We took a picture of it after he crawled out of there it was pretty fucking sick. heh teenage hooliganism - Sat, 6 Sep 2003 4:01pm | ||
| big fat J User Info... | i didnt piss the bed, i passed out on the floor and pissed myslef. ahhh, road trips... how i love thee. - Sat, 6 Sep 2003 4:07pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | oh yeah. if by floor you mean the Cambie hostel mattress, then yeah that's right. piddle pants. - Sat, 6 Sep 2003 4:14pm | ||
| JJ User Info... | hmm..... Ross i seem to remember you pissin your pants while passed out on my couch! And now that Jay puked on it while passed out the other night, I thinks it high time you guys bought me a new one! As far as the bush jumping goes hehehehe.... I used to do that all the time when I was drunk we called it Shrubbery Jumping. The best shrubs were the ones behind the parliament buildings. You throw yourself in backwards and you fly back out like a trampoline. GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES! - Sat, 6 Sep 2003 5:37pm | ||
| Troutbreath User Info... | Then there was my old friend Bramble Bushwhacker. He always wore this pair of suede leather pants. Trouble was he'd passed out and pissed in them so much that the front of them was all rotted out and they wouldn't hold together any more. He loved them so much he refused to stop wearing them however. - Sat, 6 Sep 2003 8:01pm | ||
| Slack-jawed yokel User Info... | Buy him some diapers - Sat, 6 Sep 2003 8:59pm | ||
| Brandon User Info... | hahahah thats classic shit - Sun, 7 Sep 2003 5:19pm | ||
| sour_girl User Info... | I used to go bush jummping all the time until i found out that there are actually some bushs that you can walk on... man did that ever scare the drunk kids at SMU. One of them though i was god... - Sun, 7 Sep 2003 5:22pm | ||
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