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The Cat!
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| The Ref User Info... | A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answer machine on the phone line,covered their pet Parakeet and threw the Cat into the back yard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The Cat they had thrown into the yard scoots back into the house. They didn't want the Cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the Cat. The Cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her into the backyard !" - Fri, 22 Aug 2003 10:20pm | ||
| Gagg User Info... | That was such a funny joke! NOT! - Fri, 22 Aug 2003 10:28pm | ||
| The Ref User Info... | Sorry. I'm a bit of a lame-ass. - Sat, 23 Aug 2003 2:02am | ||
| WANKER User Info... | The Ref is gay! I know this for a fact, so please dont make fun of him - Sat, 23 Aug 2003 2:24am | ||
| some girl... User Info... | heeh hehehe... that was kinda funny. I want more jokes!! I'm done my summer class and have nothing to do at work--yet again. - Mon, 25 Aug 2003 12:22pm | ||
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