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Weeping Willow Pole Prancer | I wanna mouthfuck Knight's head with my cunt! - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 6:46pm | ||
Anonymous | where are you? - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 6:53pm | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | who cares. The whole 'spicegirls' thing has been done - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 7:23pm | ||
Anonymous | talking to yourself again eh wreaker? - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 7:28pm | ||
Tammy Fae Gorgon | Does Wrecker get laid? I'll fuck him for 50 bucks.... and I'm all chick, baby! - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 7:49pm | ||
Brian Baldwin | Wreaker hasn't been laid since he sliced his needle dick off in the hobart machine at Goodies. Poor fella... - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 8:08pm | ||
Shaggy | Hey Brian --remember me Shaggy? I was that idiot with the beret----my life hasn't been the same since I left goodies. - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 8:51pm | ||
Shaggy User Info... | Wow, someone sure holds onto some agnst for a long time. Get some help bonehead and let go of the fucking past. - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 9:39pm | ||
Anonymous | No offence there shag, but that is pretty fucking hilarious, even if it isn't true. - Sun, 22 Jun 2003 11:57pm | ||
The Cuntman | and it was you wearing the beret so take your beats like a man. - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 2:54pm | ||
Shaggy User Info... | Wow, I sure suck for wearing something on my head to cover my hair other than a ball cap 10+ years ago while working in a kitchen. Yeah...I suck.... But guess these boneheads don't recall I also wore a welders style cap for almost 6 months as well. Either way, it's 10+ years ago. Get the fuck over it. - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 3:32pm | ||
Anonymous | yet you still need to justify yourself geek! - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 3:42pm | ||
Shaggy User Info... | Whatevah...spinless anon goof :P - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 5:36pm | ||
Anonymous | Actually it was closer to 15 years ago... - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 6:06pm | ||
Anonymous | Hi Steven, Dave's in New Brunswick, but I told him what you wrote and he said you are welcome to mouthfuck his head with your cunt when he gets home. - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 6:13pm | ||
Weeping Willow Pole Prancer | I wore a beret for a few months when I was fifteen. I, too, can feel the shame. I'm excited for The Knight's return because of my camel mouth. - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 6:50pm | ||
Anonymous | are you by chance bored at work pole prancer? - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 7:34pm | ||
Weeping Willow Pole Prancer | No, I like spending my free time on this crap.... I would never, ever surf the internet on company time especially at the full bodied union wage I collect to manage the downtrodden. What's that about Deviltroll? - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 7:43pm | ||
Igor | Deviltroll is still walking the streets. Straight up Lang!! - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 7:49pm | ||
Anonymous | The madman strikes again - Mon, 23 Jun 2003 7:51pm | ||
Anonymous | "Shaggy - Whatevah..." Does that spelling imply a little lord fontleroy accent? - Tue, 24 Jun 2003 3:45pm | ||
The Seedman | One time Shaggy lured me over to his house under the pretence of showing me his life sized mock-up of the garborator he had made out of cocktail weenie sticks, only to find that he really wanted me to fetch his beret which had somehow gotten stuck elbow deep in his ass. - Wed, 25 Jun 2003 12:53am | ||
Anonymous | That Shaggy sounds like a sick man. Jesus.... - Wed, 25 Jun 2003 9:01am | ||
weeping willow pole prancer User Info... | .... yeah ..... but when are they playing? - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 1:07pm | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | with any luck.....never - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 2:41pm | ||
dum dum User Info... | don't hate aaron, it's so "livevic".....oh wait.....carry on. - Sun, 29 Jun 2003 5:19pm | ||
Aaron's Afro User Info... | How can you hate a guy who's won the coveted award of "Man most resembling bitchy chick on a road trip,1993", won while on the portland punkfest/westcoast roadtrip. All the other nominees ran out of the building when they heard he was nominated. Hell, he was even bitchier than drinkwater.Famous quote, "Go downtown and look at peelers?Aaaawwww, i dunno know man.There was some pretty shady lookin dudes hanging around down there. We might get robbed, or worse, beat up or somethin'. I think I'll just stay here and lock myself in the hotel room".The winner, hands down! - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 12:30am | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Hmmm I thought you stole that award from me when your daddy sent you a plane ticket to come home after you had too many beers. Shit we were in Portland for what 8 hours? 5 of which we spent watching you face down in the parking lot of the airport. After that there was no competion.....shit i couldnt MAKE UP a story better than this sad tidbit of history....Me and knight were the only ones that made it to the peelers by the way. I still remember the trap door in the ceiling they came out of and the beast that took a liking to dave. heheheheheh oh i know thats you J - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 1:31am | ||
Aaron's Afro User Info... | 8 hours??? What trip were you on? I think it was more like 3 days. Or maybe your constant complaining made it seem like 3 months.You only made it to the peelers after Knight and I convinced you that if we held your hand, you'd be safe in downtown portland.Kudos on the plane ticket thing though, I'm afraid I dont have no snappy comeback for that one,except I downed too many beers AFTER the ticket was bought. Them were some pretty peelers though.See you at the BBQ. - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 1:56am | ||
Aaron's Afro User Info... | Hell, you were SO bitchy on that trip there was even talk of lifting your skirt just to find out for sure if there was a set of male genitalia under there. we were really starting to wonder.... - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 2:16am | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | The REST OF US were there for 3 days...your sorry ass didnt make it to sundown. Too many 'american' beers? Is this possible??? oooooh I suppose YOUR beers were the fabled MAN beers. hahahahahahahah and now i remember banging the strippers (except for daves beast, i believe he chewed off his own hand to escape...) - Mon, 30 Jun 2003 9:50am | ||
weeping willow pole prancer User Info... | King? ..... is that you? - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 9:42am | ||
El Rey User Info... | Maybe... - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 12:58pm | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Maybe? hahahaha - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:10pm | ||
weeping willow pole wrecker User Info... | Knight said you two committed bumshovery to eachother on that trip. what gives? - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:19pm | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | you would have to talk to Knight and J about that kind of behaviour. I wouldnt participate despite their beggings - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:25pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | "bumshovery". yes. that's illegal in oregano isn't it? or is it mandatory? can't remember which.... - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:27pm | ||
El Rey User Info... | Don't even know were to start with that one... - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:30pm | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Best left alone. dont touch - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:31pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | (sorry...) - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:34pm | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | dont you have a ferry to ride today (ferry not fairy) - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:34pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | naw since i'm a major rock star and everyone should do everything for me at all times, i think i'll pull a no-show tonight. that'll teach 'em to have my champaigne glass of cubed ham before each gig! - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:36pm | ||
Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | I hear ya bro. I dont know how fuckin hard it is for the hor derves to have ONLY the toothpicks with the red frilly stuff rather than all the colours. When I see a blue frilly toothpick I loose my appetite....I can get quite contankerous - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:38pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | i don't know about canker sores or whatever, but if i don't get my dom perignon before shows i go on a firing spree. this usually includes band members (as i can do it all myself without these hand-out wasters), and often i resort to fucking off with the band pay immediatley after my shows. i earned it all anyway. - Tue, 1 Jul 2003 1:41pm | ||
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