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Curious George | what do lesbians cook for dinner? they dont, they eat out why dont women fart? because they dont shut their mouths long enough to build up pressure - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 7:41pm | ||
ugly | you walk into an elevator and if there's a woman standing in there, say to her "can i smell your cunt?". after the resulting slap, say "oh, it must be your feet i can smell". - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 7:45pm | ||
Anonymous | are you speaking from experience? - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 7:49pm | ||
Curious George | I like smelling womens cunts - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 7:53pm | ||
METALHEAD!% | These jokes are pretty sexist, but please don't take offense. What does WIFE stand for? Wash Iron Fold Etc. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap the bitch and tell her to get back to work. Why do they make snowmen and not snowwomen? Takes too long to hollow out the head. What do you do when your wife is hobbling around the backyard screaming? Shoot her again. Ok I have like a million of em but I am going to shut up before I get in trouble. - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 8:02pm | ||
J.J. | Isnt the snowmen one backwards? - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 8:07pm | ||
uglier | why did the militant lesbian cross the road? to suck my fucking cock. - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 8:24pm | ||
Isobellia User Info... | the last one wasnt that funny - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:13pm | ||
KnifeGhost User Info... | You are all going to hell.... - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:17pm | ||
Isobellia User Info... | Hell? whats that? My current existence? must be! - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:18pm | ||
Isobellia User Info... | Hey knifeghost.... - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:21pm | ||
Isobellia User Info... | tHIS iS wHERE YOUR sUPPoSEd TO gO "yES iSObELLIA?" - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:25pm | ||
Isobellia User Info... | pLEASe tALk To mE? - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:32pm | ||
J.J. | Knifeghost are you hott? - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:47pm | ||
Fanglord | Whats the difference between a woman and a toilet? The toilet doesnt follow you home after you use it. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:18am | ||
ass coddle | Im lonely - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:35am | ||
eboner User Info... | ahahahahaha...haha.. AHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha. man you ppl rock my world. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:50am | ||
ass coddle | uhhh... duz yer name mean that when you do e you get a boner? - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:52am | ||
ugliest | why the fuck did the bitch suddenly get 2 black eyes? BECAUSE THE CUNT JUST WOULDN'T FUCKING LISTEN! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 6:33am | ||
King Bong User Info... | Frankly , suprised that you even started this thread George, ..you always seem such a reasonable guy up until now...that last post was fucking sick, not even slightly funny, even with a head injury that was not funny..and starting this thread was fucking stupid George, it could only lead to comments like the last one.. woman beater dude you're a sick fuck and I would not be suprised that you spend a lot of time watching porn..... get some help, Kola - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:11pm | ||
Knee slapper | What do you call that useless flap of skin that hangs off of the pussy? The Woman! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:17pm | ||
Ron Cheremy | Ya, I agree with King Bong. You guys have spent so much time watching porn it's turned your brains into Swiss cheese! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:20pm | ||
(The original) Curious George | Just for the record... there's two Curious George's on this board right now. I will no longer be using this handle because I agree with you Sticky... this post is disgusting. I'm unsure if someone is intentionally slagging me personally (or at least this persona) or they just don't realize I've been using this name for a while. Either way, they can have it. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:19pm | ||
METALHEAD!% | I want to apologize for my earlier post. It was totally unacceptable for me to insult women. I am sorry if I offended anyone and I can not remember why I responded at the time. Sorry. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 2:41pm | ||
some girl... | Why can't we just make fun of Langford? - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 2:46pm | ||
ugly | fuck, buck up you stinky hippies shitbags! get offended by something that's actually happening, and then DO something about it ya whiny do-nothing phonies. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 3:55pm | ||
Anonymous | ugly, you kiss your mother with that mouth? - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 4:38pm | ||
King Bong User Info... | Hey Ugly!..come see me and I'll show you what I will to do about you...You woman hating little bitch, what's wrong? dick too small?, come too quick?, all of the above?..like I said before get some help little boy.. And to the true George ..sorry man it did not sound like you, I should have know better..but hey you could have accidentally been doing some crack.. Kola - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 4:48pm | ||
Curious George | I guess I owe everyone an apology Including the origional Curious george Ive posted on here a few times as curious george and no-one said the name was already taken But what the hell I wouldnt have cared anyway! and to everyone Ive offended with this thread fuck off and die stupid cock suckers! HA! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 5:59pm | ||
Anonymous | what do you call 100 lesbians armed with machine guns? milita ethridge. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 6:10pm | ||
ugly | hey it aint' women i hate, hell i love 'em, yers included. it's fucking hippy trash i can't stand. check some deodorant bucky. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 6:57pm | ||
Knee Slappin Jerk | Ok come on, more tasteless jokes! By the way all you dorks.. TOM LYKUSS KICKS YOUR PUSSY ASSES ANYDAY! LYKUSS 101 BABY!!!! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 9:43pm | ||
Anonymous | one question ........ who put the fem in feminisim cuz most feminist twats are just bitchy cuz they got hit with an ugly stick its true i tell yas! - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 12:16am | ||
Anonymous | I like my women like I like my fish......battered! Ouch! - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 4:49am | ||
KnifeGhost User Info... | Isobelia: You're not going to hell.... JJ: Unless you like fat dorky guys, I'm not hot... - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 8:22pm | ||
Mr. Hell User Info... | Leykis, Tom Leykis. 100.7FM 3pm-9pm Monday-Friday repeat best-ofs on weekends. He does not hate women...he hates stupid people of both sexes. - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 8:32pm | ||
Anonymous | actually, she does like fat dorky guys. - Thu, 5 Jun 2003 4:30am | ||
Anonymous | Q:why are womans feet smaller? A:so they can stand closer to the sink. - Thu, 5 Jun 2003 4:31am | ||
Isobellia User Info... | I hope your right knifeghost I really do - Thu, 5 Jun 2003 7:06am | ||
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