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Curious George what do lesbians cook for dinner?

they dont, they eat out


why dont women fart?


because they dont shut their mouths long enough to build up pressure - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 7:41pm
ugly you walk into an elevator and if there's a woman standing in there, say to her "can i smell your cunt?". after the resulting slap, say "oh, it must be your feet i can smell". - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 7:45pm
Anonymous are you speaking from experience? - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 7:49pm
Curious George I like smelling womens cunts - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 7:53pm
METALHEAD!% These jokes are pretty sexist, but please don't take offense.

What does WIFE stand for?
Wash Iron Fold Etc.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap the bitch and tell her to get back to work.

Why do they make snowmen and not snowwomen?
Takes too long to hollow out the head.
What do you do when your wife is hobbling around the backyard screaming?
Shoot her again.

Ok I have like a million of em but I am going to shut up before I get in trouble. - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 8:02pm
J.J. Isnt the snowmen one backwards? - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 8:07pm
uglier why did the militant lesbian cross the road?
to suck my fucking cock. - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 8:24pm
Isobellia
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the last one wasnt that funny - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:13pm
KnifeGhost
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You are all going to hell.... - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:17pm
Isobellia
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Hell?

whats that?
My current existence?
must be! - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:18pm
Isobellia
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Hey knifeghost.... - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:21pm
Isobellia
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tHIS iS wHERE YOUR sUPPoSEd TO gO "yES iSObELLIA?" - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:25pm
Isobellia
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pLEASe tALk To mE? - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:32pm
J.J. Knifeghost are you hott? - Sun, 1 Jun 2003 11:47pm
Fanglord Whats the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesnt follow you home after you use it. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:18am
ass coddle Im lonely - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:35am
eboner
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ahahahahaha...haha..

AHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha. man you ppl rock my world. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:50am
ass coddle uhhh...
duz yer name mean that when you do e you get a boner? - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:52am
ugliest why the fuck did the bitch suddenly get 2 black eyes?

BECAUSE THE CUNT JUST WOULDN'T FUCKING LISTEN! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 6:33am
King Bong
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Frankly , suprised that you even started this thread George, ..you always seem such a reasonable guy up until now...that last post was fucking sick, not even slightly funny, even with a head injury that was not funny..and starting this thread was fucking stupid George, it could only lead to comments like the last one.. woman beater dude you're a sick fuck and I would not be suprised that you spend a lot of time watching porn.....
get some help,
Kola - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:11pm
Knee slapper What do you call that useless flap of skin that hangs off of the pussy?

The Woman! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:17pm
Ron Cheremy Ya, I agree with King Bong. You guys have spent so much time watching porn it's turned your brains into Swiss cheese! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 12:20pm
(The original) Curious George Just for the record... there's two Curious George's on this board right now. I will no longer be using this handle because I agree with you Sticky... this post is disgusting. I'm unsure if someone is intentionally slagging me personally (or at least this persona) or they just don't realize I've been using this name for a while. Either way, they can have it. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 1:19pm
METALHEAD!% I want to apologize for my earlier post. It was totally unacceptable for me to insult women. I am sorry if I offended anyone and I can not remember why I responded at the time. Sorry. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 2:41pm
some girl... Why can't we just make fun of Langford? - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 2:46pm
ugly fuck, buck up you stinky hippies shitbags! get offended by something that's actually happening, and then DO something about it ya whiny do-nothing phonies. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 3:55pm
Anonymous ugly, you kiss your mother with that mouth? - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 4:38pm
King Bong
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Hey Ugly!..come see me and I'll show you what I will to do about you...You woman hating little bitch, what's wrong? dick too small?, come too quick?, all of the above?..like I said before get some help little boy..
And to the true George ..sorry man it did not sound like you, I should have know better..but hey you could have accidentally been doing some crack..
Kola - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 4:48pm
Curious George I guess I owe everyone an apology
Including the origional Curious george

Ive posted on here a few times as curious george and no-one said the name was already taken

But what the hell I wouldnt have cared anyway!
and to everyone Ive offended with this thread

fuck off and die
stupid cock suckers!
HA! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 5:59pm
Anonymous what do you call 100 lesbians armed with machine guns?

milita ethridge. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 6:10pm
ugly hey it aint' women i hate, hell i love 'em, yers included. it's fucking hippy trash i can't stand. check some deodorant bucky. - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 6:57pm
Knee Slappin Jerk Ok come on, more tasteless jokes!

By the way all you dorks..

TOM LYKUSS KICKS YOUR PUSSY ASSES ANYDAY!

LYKUSS 101 BABY!!!! - Mon, 2 Jun 2003 9:43pm
Anonymous one question ........
who put the fem in feminisim
cuz most feminist twats are just bitchy cuz they got hit with an ugly stick
its true i tell yas! - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 12:16am
Anonymous I like my women like I like my fish......battered!
Ouch! - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 4:49am
KnifeGhost
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Isobelia: You're not going to hell....

JJ: Unless you like fat dorky guys, I'm not hot... - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 8:22pm
Mr. Hell
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Leykis, Tom Leykis. 100.7FM 3pm-9pm Monday-Friday repeat best-ofs on weekends. He does not hate women...he hates stupid people of both sexes. - Wed, 4 Jun 2003 8:32pm
Anonymous actually, she does like fat dorky guys. - Thu, 5 Jun 2003 4:30am
Anonymous Q:why are womans feet smaller?
A:so they can stand closer to the sink. - Thu, 5 Jun 2003 4:31am
Isobellia
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I hope your right knifeghost
I really do - Thu, 5 Jun 2003 7:06am
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