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Wreaker must die
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Playa Hatah Will someone shut this fuckin loud mouth up?? Does anyone actually find this guy funny. Fuck him and his shitty band. Gallows End are the biggest eurometal turd i have ever smelled. Learn how to sing cinderella. There now i feel better - Sun, 25 May 2003 9:11pm
Shaggy
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Ruh roh... Here comes the WAAAAAAAHMBULANCE! - Sun, 25 May 2003 9:20pm
Siggy The vagina in the largest species is, by the standards of mere mortals, an extraordinarily capacious device: Elephants do not have the biggest vaginas but they are quite impressive in the magnitude of their genital apparatus. In the female elephant the vagina is a "simple, capacious tube which measures nearly 50cm. in length." We may expect this channel to expand considerably upon insertion of the male organ. It is of some interest that the female genital channel comes equipped with a large transversely placed hymen. The largest vagina in the animal kingdom is unquestionably that of the whale. This need hardly surprise us as the female whale has to accommodate the largest animal penis. In the words of one writer (Marshall's "Physiology of Reproduction, 1," 1, p.99) "the vulva is a long elliptical groove which lies immediately cranial to the anus." The longest whale vagina is in the order of 6 to 8 ft. in length, capable of further elongation if necessary upon penile insertion - Sun, 25 May 2003 9:44pm
Wreaker of Havoc
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uhhhhhh ok - Sun, 25 May 2003 11:42pm
Anonymous Nice redirection Siggy but uh how big's YOUR penis??? - Mon, 26 May 2003 3:09am
Siggy We all know that men are supposed to worry endlessly about penis size. In popular mythology a small organ is still thought to signal a totally inadequate lover. All the best books tell us that this idea is absurd but nonetheless the notion persists. What can we say of penis size? How big is the biggest? One problem is who is to do the measuring. If men measure their own organs they are likely to exaggerate the results: it is not an area in which there are abundant objective surveys. And women too may exaggerate the size of a particular penis in their acquaintance. Walter (of My Secret Life) demonstrated this clearly enough: a woman spoke of a penis as being 7 in. long or even more - yet the "very large penis" measured by Walter turned out to be significantly less than 7 in. According to Wardell B. Pomeroy, the Kinsey co-worker, the longest penis encountered was ten inches. This figure accords quite well with the results of the special Forum survey into penis size. In this careful and detailed survey, published in 1970, the largest penis was found to be 9� in. in erection, hardly able to compete with the vast organs of pornographic fiction. In an earlier inter-racial survey, Dr. Jacobus's 1935 publication - "L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale", larger dimensions were recorded. In this survey, organs nearly 12 in. in length are reported. Of all penis sizes quoted in the literature the largest is unquestionably the 14 in. . erect organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex". But as no source is quoted perhaps we should not take too much notice of this figure. The largest well attested penises would seem to be between ten and twelve inches in the erect state. - Mon, 26 May 2003 3:14am
Wreaker of Havoc
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well im a good solid 4 inches and always give the ladies the best 7 minutes of thier lives..... - Mon, 26 May 2003 9:38am
premature loser 7 minutes? shit man, what are you thinking of, dead babies? - Mon, 26 May 2003 3:49pm
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