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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
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| Jedi | WOMAN By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are You spending so much time on this one?" The Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 moveable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and left-overs, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way! And that's just on the standard model?" the angel asked. The angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "I can't," the Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days. The angel moved closer and touched the woman, "but You have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think," asked the angel? The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like You have a leak with this model! I told You that You were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for," the angel asked? The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything, for woman truly is amazing." God made women to be amazing! They carry hardships; they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a family member or a friend dies, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or E-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give. - Sun, 11 May 2003 9:45am | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | I almost thought of reading all this. Then I'm all "YAAAWHATEVA...." - Sun, 11 May 2003 11:40am | ||
| Anonymous | And Jedi has a lot of fun and gets off on ripping apart women in unspeakable ways on message boards under alias names and imposed IP addresses. - Sun, 11 May 2003 12:33pm | ||
| crow | Good one jedi!And anon you don't know him so fuck off i know the WHOLE story and somebody better get their shit together and look elsewhere for their persecutors cause it ain't him.He's just a scapegoat that everyone blames,because the other party involved chose to blame him. And everyone believes her.Well....I've seen her e-mails to him and i don't believe a word of it.NOT ONE WORD! The person posting all that shit about her is not jedi. Jedi and his wife were with me and my wife when all those bullshit posts were made.So look elsewhere already and leave him the fuck alone. - Sun, 11 May 2003 1:07pm | ||
| Anonymous | RSBF=Rotten Skank Butt Fucker - Sun, 11 May 2003 3:03pm | ||
| Moderator | Your IP has been logged. Keep it up please. - Sun, 11 May 2003 3:09pm | ||
| Anonymous | lol, it seems Ross doesnt see women the same way as posted? - Sun, 11 May 2003 3:24pm | ||
| Moderator | She will have no good mothers day, all kids aborted. so sad. - Sun, 11 May 2003 3:28pm | ||
| The Mad Subwoofer User Info... | wrong. You can't track the IP of anonymous posts. Time to end them. - Sun, 11 May 2003 3:29pm | ||
| Anonymous | You can track em, its just a pain in the ass. - Sun, 11 May 2003 3:35pm | ||
| Shaggy User Info... | If the message board is setup like most other message board software, every IP is logged...even anons. - Sun, 11 May 2003 7:45pm | ||
| Mike User Info... | I dont understand this post. It seems like someone put up a little something for mothers day, then every one flips out. Whats up? For mothers day, that was a good post - Sun, 11 May 2003 8:45pm | ||
| S.V. | I for one appreciate the sentiment, despite it's religious content. Thanks! - Sun, 11 May 2003 9:32pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | hallmark card. - Sun, 11 May 2003 10:08pm | ||
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