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Lolita | The clit is located right between the ears: if you can't excite my mind, who cares what fucking trick you learned in Maxim magazine. - Fri, 9 May 2003 4:01am | ||
Anonymous | You sound like my kind of woman. - Fri, 9 May 2003 11:06am | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | Not a guy out there that gives 2 fiddler fucks where the hell your clit is sweety! All we wanna do - ALL we wanna do - is cram our dick in some warm hole, get off, then pass out. Sorry to spoil your feminist tirade dear......(yeee-hawww, here it comes. Hee hee...) - Fri, 9 May 2003 11:35am | ||
Potatoe Cock User Info... | I second the Ross Bay motion. I don't care for blowjobs so don't be expecting shit unless it's your birthday or your rich or something. - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:45pm | ||
Anonymous | You don't care for blowjobs? What kind of guy are you? Wow, you really must have a potato for a dick. - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:49pm | ||
hmmm | Speaking of tricks learned in Maxim, What up w/ guys trying to randomly put their fingers up a chicks ass while fucking? Before everyone gets all defensive, I'm sure this can be a pleasurable experience, however theres gotta be a specific time to do it for it to be effective...not just random ass penetration....any thoughts on this one? - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:55pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | He's a she..... - Fri, 9 May 2003 12:56pm | ||
Potatoe Cock User Info... | Not too many woman can properly toke a potatoe cock or even fit it into their mouthes. - Fri, 9 May 2003 1:01pm | ||
Anonymous | Time to run away and join the Circus. - Fri, 9 May 2003 1:43pm | ||
Potatoe Cock User Info... | I already joined the circus but your mom payed for me to quit and to be her personal potatoe penis. - Fri, 9 May 2003 1:44pm | ||
BOINK | Hahaha in response to "hmmm"... It's usually a sign of lack of maturity level, a need for control, and lack of sensitivity. - Fri, 9 May 2003 1:48pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | uhhh..sounds like you had a back door delivery you weren't expecting then...? - Fri, 9 May 2003 1:55pm | ||
Anonymous | According to my mom your potato is more like a hotdog in a hallway. - Fri, 9 May 2003 2:13pm | ||
Anonymous | No really, I asked her about you and she just held up her little finger and giggled. - Fri, 9 May 2003 2:44pm | ||
hmmm | Yeah the lack of maturity thing fits, but this has happened a few times...goddamn Maxim mag. - Fri, 9 May 2003 2:52pm | ||
Whatev... | Lolita girl you trippin...Give me a hard body and a hard cock anyday fuck their minds... - Fri, 9 May 2003 3:08pm | ||
Anonymous | hmmm, does he have an ass fetish generally? - Fri, 9 May 2003 4:05pm | ||
hmmmm | No like this has happened w/ a few different guys over the last year or so...ages 19-25....no previous obvious ass fetish w/ any of em. Gotta be goddamn Maxim....how the fuck else would they think it was a good idea - Fri, 9 May 2003 4:11pm | ||
Lolita | Hey, ROSS B AY....just cause you are sexually inept and have so far failed to please any woman doesn't mean you need to give up and get all sour grapesy. Fuck dude, get back on the horse and try try try again. Remember, your 3 inches could go a longer way if you back it up with some witty conversation and/or a bottle of Merlot, mutherfucker.! Love, Lolita. - Fri, 9 May 2003 4:55pm | ||
Lolita | Hey "Whatev..." yeah, your right! Fuck these imbeciles! I'm going out tonight for a little man-raping. - Fri, 9 May 2003 5:02pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | Maybe yer right Lolita...I have beem lacking in the ...uhh...length department. Maybe if I hang an anvil on the end for a couple of days it will help? The merlot is all for me though.... - Fri, 9 May 2003 6:38pm | ||
Lolita | At this point ROSS B AY, your cock length is irrelevant. My crazy lesbian friends are just going to rape your asshole with our 12inch didldos, pee on your nipples, and leave you for dead....dead BORING that is. Fuck boy, I just wanna CUM! Is that too much to ask! - Fri, 9 May 2003 7:55pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | Is it still rape if I don't say no? - Fri, 9 May 2003 8:12pm | ||
Lolita | ROSS B AY, you won't be saying much of anything...what with my dildo rammed down your throat. - Fri, 9 May 2003 8:22pm | ||
BOINK | Lolita is one toughy if I ever read one. - Fri, 9 May 2003 10:56pm | ||
Lolita | Come on boys...provoke me, now I'm in the mood. - Sat, 10 May 2003 2:00am | ||
PInhead | I hate agro bitches. - Sat, 10 May 2003 2:01am | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | She's got the itch that no-one can scratch. Genital itch that is. Ease up sweetheart or I'll stuff a pool ball in your mouth and ass and sing christmas carols to you all night long. Mouthy bitch... - Sat, 10 May 2003 6:15am | ||
Torrie User Info... | Hey Lolita, you really won't find many smart ones on this board that's for sure! - Sat, 10 May 2003 2:17pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | nope. - Sat, 10 May 2003 7:09pm | ||
Anonymous | hmmmm sounds kinda slutty. - Sun, 11 May 2003 12:53pm | ||
hmmm | Slutty...no.....I like to get my fuck on YES! - Sun, 11 May 2003 6:41pm | ||
FANG | ross has a huge cock! i know i was at his house today! - Sun, 11 May 2003 7:31pm | ||
Who Cares? | Why the fuck are you doing operating a computer? Don't you have dishes to do? Seriously, you're a ho. And a dumb one at that. And guess what, Ross is right - your orgasm means absolutely nothing to anyone else besides yourself. - Sun, 11 May 2003 7:42pm | ||
Lolita | "Who Cares" cared enough to write a response...thanks pencil prick. I am putting a curse on you: impotence. - Sun, 11 May 2003 11:19pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | too late.... - Sun, 11 May 2003 11:34pm | ||
Lolita | Last word, ha! - Mon, 12 May 2003 12:34am | ||
sad state of morals in victoria | I am a recent visitor to this site and I must say that I am just aghast at all of the rampant sexism racism and just plain moral corruption displayed here. I came here to read about musical events and meet with music lovers from all walks of life, but sadly I will no longer visit this board. I am disgusted. shame on you live victoria. shame on you. - Mon, 12 May 2003 3:44am | ||
lily_liquor | Would you like a side of cries with your Whaaamaburger? C'mon, this thread obviously isn't in the best taste but it's FUNNY, to some anyway. You probably live a very sheltered life and should be grateful for some 'offensive' smut. Hippy. Now make like a tree and get the fuck outta here. Peace and Wuv. - Mon, 12 May 2003 4:34am | ||
Lurker User Info... | Is that patchouli I smell? - Mon, 12 May 2003 4:46am | ||
Refried Bean Lover | No sorry, that was me, I had a burrito for lunch. Again I apologize. Arriba Arriba. - Mon, 12 May 2003 5:06am | ||
Anonymous | the beans made me do it? hahahaa - Mon, 12 May 2003 9:56pm | ||
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