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grimlord User Info... | Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle A man visits his psychiatrist and says, "I¹ve been having recurring dreams. One night I¹ll dream I¹m a teepee, the next night I¹ll dream I¹m a wigwam. What¹s your diagnosis". The psychiatrist responds, "That easy, you're two tents." What is it called when a person sings in the shower? Answer: A SOAP OPERA!!! - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:01pm | ||
Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | - How many drinks did Niel Hamburger spill? - In a career rife with depressing, catastrophic onstage drinking binges, who the fuck knows. - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:10pm | ||
What Did You Say? I'm Sorry, My Eyes Are On Fire... User Info... | Did you hear the one about the bed? It hasn't been made up yet! - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:15pm | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | Q: What time is it to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurty - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:29pm | ||
grimlord User Info... | Why do bees hum? cuz they don't know the words - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:41pm | ||
Name / Alias User Info... | What's the difference between me & you guys? You guys can go fuck yourselves. - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 8:27pm | ||
BBJones User Info... | Wny did the woman cross the road. I don't know but what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen? - Fri, 11 Apr 2008 7:21am | ||
Dr.DoomXXX User Info... | Why does Barbie have no kids? Because Ken comes in a different box. - Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:03am Edited: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:04am | ||
Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | Why can't Victoria have an NHL franchise? Because Vancouver would want one too. - Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:08pm | ||
trevor corey User Info... | z - Sat, 12 Apr 2008 4:11pm | ||
Matteus User Info... | a monk, a rabbi, and a priest enter a bar. bartender says: "what the fuck is this? some kind of joke?" - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:34am | ||
mikey User Info... | What do you get you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? An elevator! - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:41am | ||
Curmudgeon Rocker User Info... | Matteus: top shelf! TC: don't worry - still a fan, just JUSTIFIABLY PISSED AS SHIT, that's all. What's the definition of gross? Homesick diarrhea (for you Brits: diarrhOea) slithering up your leg. - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:53am | ||
jackass User Info... | those are all banker's jokes....only the teller laughs - Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:54pm | ||
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