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grimlord
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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle


A man visits his psychiatrist and says, "I¹ve been having recurring dreams. One night I¹ll dream I¹m a teepee, the next night I¹ll dream I¹m a wigwam. What¹s your diagnosis". The psychiatrist responds, "That easy, you're two tents."


What is it called when a person sings in the shower? Answer: A SOAP OPERA!!! - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:01pm
Curmudgeon Rocker
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- How many drinks did Niel Hamburger spill?

- In a career rife with depressing, catastrophic onstage drinking binges, who the fuck knows. - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:10pm
What Did You Say? I'm Sorry, My Eyes Are On Fire...
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Did you hear the one about the bed?



It hasn't been made up yet! - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:15pm
ROSS B AY
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Q: What time is it to go to the dentist?




A: Tooth-hurty - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:29pm
grimlord
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Why do bees hum?




cuz they don't know the words - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 5:41pm
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What's the difference between me & you guys?








You guys can go fuck yourselves. - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 8:27pm
BBJones
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Wny did the woman cross the road.








I don't know but what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen? - Fri, 11 Apr 2008 7:21am
Dr.DoomXXX
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Why does Barbie have no kids?


Because Ken comes in a different box. - Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:03am Edited: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:04am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Why can't Victoria have an NHL franchise?


Because Vancouver would want one too. - Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:08pm
trevor corey
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z - Sat, 12 Apr 2008 4:11pm
Matteus
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a monk, a rabbi, and a priest enter a bar.
bartender says:
"what the fuck is this? some kind of joke?" - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:34am
mikey
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What do you get you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?



An elevator! - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:41am
Curmudgeon Rocker
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Matteus: top shelf!
TC: don't worry - still a fan, just JUSTIFIABLY PISSED AS SHIT, that's all.


What's the definition of gross?


Homesick diarrhea (for you Brits: diarrhOea) slithering up your leg. - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:53am
jackass
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those are all banker's jokes....only the teller laughs - Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:54pm
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