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Message Board > General Chitchat > mmmmm Crack. |
Coagulant Conrad | One time I was scouring the floor for a piece of crack, and I found some. Or so I thought. I put it in my toilet roll pipe and proceeded to melt it. It sizzled beautifully and quickly. I took a big ringer hit, but much to my dismay it was actually a peice of cheese. - Tue, 8 Oct 2002 2:17pm | ||
maniac | thanks for sharing this stupid story! - Tue, 8 Oct 2002 2:42pm | ||
jay brown User Info... | I seem to recall many years ago watching a certain nameless jaks member/drummer/tattoo artist here in town scrounging through the carpet for that last hidden rock and coming across Jamer's dried up vomit he was positive it was a crack rock so he put it in the pipe and smoked it. Now that's punk fuckin rock baby. - Tue, 8 Oct 2002 3:04pm | ||
shane | that nameless person seems to quite like ingesting other people's vomit eh? - Tue, 8 Oct 2002 3:09pm | ||
jay brown User Info... | ya he did a pretty good job with rhys's one night as well. Just watched that video last night as a matter of fact. - Tue, 8 Oct 2002 5:56pm | ||
Anonymous | why do you all think it's only one person who doesn't put a name? - Tue, 8 Oct 2002 6:13pm | ||
shane | because we both know who we're talking about in this post...no need to name - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 10:46am | ||
ROSS B AY User Info... | I wonder who yer talking about though......? - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 10:55am | ||
shane | ask jay...lol, i don't feel comfortable posting his name even though he probably wouldn't give a rats ass - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 11:14am | ||
laura User Info... | Oh but I really do give a rats ass, Shane. Don't think we've met. - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 12:41pm | ||
shane | say what laura? - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 12:48pm | ||
markus User Info... | so what man? that's just what that shit makes you do - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 12:53pm | ||
jay brown User Info... | Hey Morrison when you gonna be in van? B.S.B. and the Hoosegow are playing at the cobalt nov. 15th - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 2:11pm | ||
laura User Info... | i'll tell you what shane, you can leave the neat stories about my husband to Jay or certainly Mark Mor. They've been watching him make a fool out of himself for years. Hell, for decades. - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 6:54pm | ||
jay brown User Info... | Damn, I though I was being all stealth. How did you manage to get through my layers of deception and subterfuge? Maybe I should of just said he was an old rocker from gordon head, that would of been a little harder. - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 7:53pm | ||
jay brown User Info... | You know one of the guys at my day job was telling me the funniest story a couple of weeks ago. He was at a party on shellbourne a while ago, and this old rocker from gordon head was putting his cock in a frying pan and putting it on the stove.He said him and his friends got so freaked out they had to leave. I started howling and had to tell him that I was standing three feet away at the time. - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 7:56pm | ||
Wolfgang User Info... | mmmmmm shwamlette!!!!!!! wasnt that B.S.B's first show? - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 9:05pm | ||
jay brown User Info... | yup, b.s.b. and the alcoholic white trash, and yeknob - Wed, 9 Oct 2002 11:27pm | ||
shane | i wouldn't say what i posted is a story there laura, let alone a "neat" story - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 11:52am | ||
laura User Info... | nope, it sure isn't. - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 1:59pm | ||
shane | dude what is your problem? sorry, didn't know that you had to know your husband for "decades" to not even mention his name - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 2:06pm | ||
laura User Info... | holy shit, you're getting annoying. I concede to you. Whatever it is I need to say to you to umm... maybe just make you be quiet, let's just pretend I said it, okay? Thanks, dude! I still like the original post about the cheese. Very funny! I think Mark, Dustin and a certain private school teacher in Van have bought their share of macadamia nuts on Main and Hastings. The good ol'days before rugrats came along... Speaking of rugrats, even if Dry Fisted doen't play, you should still try to make it out this way Mark and meet Sabrina. Or else, hook up with D and I on the Nov 8th weekend when we will be in Van sans children. - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 3:36pm | ||
same old shit.... | Shane, don't take it personal sweetie. Laura has issues with any girl that is anywhere near Dustin, don't matter how long you known him. Insecure I guess. - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 4:35pm | ||
shane | muah - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 5:00pm | ||
laura User Info... | hey, same old shit- talk about aging rockers! Aren't you getting a bit long in the tooth to be trolling around at gigs? Hell, I may be old but at least my husband and kids are enough to satisfy me. Shane I'm not actually trying to attack you personally- hell, I don't even know you- but you have to understand my point of view. Everyone's got a story about my husbands' assinine behaviour and when I have to listen to everyone talk about what a neat little party favour he is, I get on the defensive. I know he brings it all on himself but for me sitting home with our kids its a shitty deal. I'm sure you feel real sorry for me but no offense meant. I'm too old and tired to make enemies. - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 10:03pm | ||
Wolfgang User Info... | hey nicole kidman...you suuuuure dont look old and tired! - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 10:17pm | ||
Ty Stranglehold User Info... | second that. - Thu, 10 Oct 2002 11:45pm | ||
shane | no probs laura cheers - Fri, 11 Oct 2002 9:57am | ||
Anonymous | crack - Fri, 11 Oct 2002 1:07pm | ||
jay brown User Info... | o.k. next time we'll leave the party favor at home with the kids and you can come out and lay your private parts in a frying pan on the stove. Man now there's a story that would never go away. Hey by the way, I was just being nice, I have some good old stories about Laura too.She'd kick my ass though and it wouldnt be in that nice foreplay way that I usually prefer. - Fri, 11 Oct 2002 5:10pm | ||
gorge | do tell! - Tue, 15 Oct 2002 11:36am | ||
Anonymous | take a closer look - Mon, 28 Oct 2002 6:25pm | ||
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