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Best Pick up Lines
| Message Board > General Chitchat > Best Pick up Lines |
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Gimme whatcha got. So far "Nice toilet, mind if I oil it" has worked nicely....... - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 5:23pm | ||
| Tom | "Hey baby, wanna fuck?!" - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 5:26pm | ||
| RSBF | this one worked on me Wreaker ....... "Hi, I'm an 18 yr old death metal drummer" ; ) j/k - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 5:27pm | ||
| stank ass | "If you are what you eat, I'm gonna be you by the end of the night" -Delany - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 5:28pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Nice bucket, mind if I....... - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 5:35pm | ||
| Sudz | Original The best 25 Austin Powers Pickup Lines 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one? 7. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 8. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 9. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag. 10. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 11. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 12. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 14. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. 15. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 16. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? 17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 18. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 20. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 21. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? 22. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? 23. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. 24. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 25. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 5:54pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | Well that takes care of that!!!!!! - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 6:13pm | ||
| crow33 User Info... | LMAO - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 7:17pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | Do you want me to call you in the morning, or nudge you....? Hey baby, I love every bone in yer body. Especially mine. Hey baby, do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some? I have a 2 inch penis. 2 inches from the floor that is..... - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 7:27pm | ||
| April O (ohmygodareyouintroublenow) | You've been a bad, bad boy. Now go to my room. - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 7:38pm | ||
| lummox | fuck me whore or you will die. - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 7:43pm | ||
| Curious George | (Hand girl a bolt) Wanna screw? - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 7:50pm | ||
| sue | Sudz, I can't believe that you're still single ;-) >jk - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 9:44pm | ||
| lily_liquor | nice pants..can i talk you out o them? - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 10:00pm | ||
| Luke Puke | Nice Bum,where ya from? - Tue, 18 Feb 2003 10:12pm | ||
| Anonymous | baby yer so hot i could fry meat on you - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 4:43pm | ||
| Kyla User Info... | Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply! In case you're wondering, these clothes can be torn off. I really like the shape of your head. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist! Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear. - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 4:48pm | ||
| S.V. | Toucha toucha toucha touch me...I wanna feel dirrrrty ;) - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 5:56pm | ||
| Anonymous | Damn Kyla!! I'm all yours! wait, are you a dude or a chick? - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 6:23pm | ||
| Matt D. | Hey baby, "legs" is the word of the day. So let's to your place and spread the word!!!!!! - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 6:37pm | ||
| jay brown User Info... | hey baby me, you and a bottle of roofies got a hot date later....... oh by the way, how do you feel about the words anal, and rape being used in the same sentence? - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 7:36pm | ||
| Anonymous | ew! - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 7:41pm | ||
| B | Got butter, will travel. - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 7:44pm | ||
| Wreaker of Havoc User Info... | How the fuck am i supposed to get any action with these!!!! - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 7:45pm | ||
| RSBF | no comment ; ) - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 7:53pm | ||
| jay brown User Info... | Hi there I'm an eighteen year old drummer in a death metal band...................... - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 9:09pm | ||
| RSBF | well hi there drummer boy! can i have your girlfriend? - Wed, 19 Feb 2003 10:49pm | ||
| kyla User Info... | "Damn Kyla!! I'm all yours! wait, are you a dude or a chick?" take a guess - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 12:03am | ||
| matt t User Info... | "im matt t" - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 12:05am | ||
| Street corner Grrl | hey you! lookin for a date? :) - Thu, 20 Feb 2003 3:32am | ||
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